Rise of the Weakest Awakener: I Only Have Concept-Level Skills

Ten years ago, John and his parents were transported into a game world.This young man, full of ambition to conquer the world, unfortunately awakened the weakest classFurniture Maker.But what troubled John most wasn't his class.Like most transmigrators, he had a system.The only problem wasThis system kept granting him strange and absurd skills.[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've acquired a concept-level skill: Absolute Diarrhea Technique. Your basic attacks will cause opponents to suffer explosive diarrhea until complete exhaustion. Any creature without an anus is unworthy of being your enemy!][Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've acquired a concept-level skill: Mummification Wrapping Technique. Bandages crafted by you can heal all things!][Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've acquired a concept-level skill: You may steal and copy the abilities of anyone named John!][Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've acquired a bonus concept-level skill: You may forcibly rename anyone to John!]Years later, in the Divine Realm, a lone figure stood tall above the heavens.As the sacred hymns echoed, he raised a fingerAnd all the gods clenched their anuses in fear.