Comedy Novels - Page 14

Upon waking up, Ruan Xia had transmigrated into a webnovel that she had stayed up all night to finish reading. She had become the villain's mother. In the novel, after the death of her first husband, the original owner of the body had hooked up with a Mr. Perfect at the fastest possible speed. Worried and discontent that her son from her first marriage would become a burden on her, she heartlessly abandoned her son.Having once held the best quality script and informed of future events, Ruan Xia looked at her still alive first husband as well as her future villain son. She sighed. She wanted to apply for a different script!

Yours Truly shall have all of you bow down to me!Arriving in this brand-new world, Lin Fan found himself in possession of a system which allows him to level up indefinitely unbounded by the limitations of this world. Upon learning a powerful technique of Monkey Steals Peaches, Lin Fan realises that he's poised to literally become the strongest person in this entire world. But of course, how boring would that be unless the whole world gets to know about his great name?Shameless. Righteous. Smart. Lin Fan will let no one (or balls) stand in his way to glory!Hilarious for all the wrong reasons and exciting for all the right ones, this novel will definitely have you roaring out in laughter and set your blood pumping all at the same time. Join us in this rollercoaster of a masterpiece with Lin Fan and his trusty sidekicks as he shows the world what it truly means to be YOURS TRULY.There is a person, whose entire life is a legend.There is a person, whose extraordinariness radiates from his browsThere is a person, his name is Lin Fan.Everybody: "Lin Fan, I want to have your babies."A dominating life of unrestrained swag needs no explanation.

Ding! The system activated the mission![Look at this sick old man in front of you. Let us pull out his oxygen tube and send him off. Let's give him a peaceful mercy teehee~]Shinomiya Aoba was stunned.The old man mentioned by the dog system seemed to be a little strongLooking at the Gedo Mazo Pipe inserted in the back of old age Madara', he was silent and even wanted to laugh.What do you mean his oxygen tube'?You want me to die?!In addition The super su*cide missions have been released:[Personally experiencing the ultimate meaning of the Eight Inner Gates! Take a hard kick of Night Guy' and shout out, I would not call you the strongest!'] [Give Otsutsuki Kaguya a Thousand-Year Kill! And record this beautiful moment!][Art is Explosion and SpongeBob Squarepants! -To accompany Deidara to self-destruct!][Inviting Terumi Mei to host the wedding No less than a hundred words of congratulations!]In addition, there were many other kinds of death-seeking missions waiting to be opened. And when the main character looked back many years later, everyone was holding back a sentence of "Damn it, he's crazy!""This Ninja clearly didn't look very strong, so why did he not die even after doing this?"This was probably a poor child who had been dragged onto a path of death by a shitty system that's set on seeking death.

Mu Xuan transmigrated to a dangerous world of beast tamers. Fortunately, after he successfully formed a contract with a beast, he awakened two major cheats consecutively: bloodline extraction and merging as well as an information panel.Hence, Mu Xuan extracted bloodlines and designed the strongest beast evolution lines until he became the strongest beast tamer.The world was beneath his feet and the sky was not that far out of reach!Icy Crystal Spirit evolved into Icy Crystal Frost Polar Dragon, and then Cinder Frost Dragon and finally Ember Star Dragon.Space Tanuki evolved into Void Dragon Tanuki, and then Dimension Leaping Dragon Tanuki and finally Heaven Divine Dragon Tanuki.Heavenly Fate Illusion Butterfly Nine Lives Reincarnation Butterfly.Destruction Demon BearDivine Elf EnvoyGolden Sun CrowOld Man Time

A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality.

Upon meeting the girl who would become her adopted younger sister, the duke's daughter Christina regained memories of her previous life. Through those memories, she learned that her new sister, Mishuli, was the heroine of a certain story. And though the story depicted a Christina who abused her sister, the real Christina turned into a siscon who spoiled Mishuli to no end.

The Great Thousand World. It is a place where numerous planes intersect, a place where many clans live and a place where a group of lords assemble. The Heavenly Sovereigns appear one by one from the Lower Planes and they will all display a legend that others would desire as they pursue the road of being a ruler in this boundless world.In the Endless Fire Territory that the Flame Emperor controls, thousands of fire blazes through the heavens.Inside the Martial Realm, the power of the Martial Ancestor frightens the heaven and the earth.At the West Heaven Temple, the might of the Emperor of a Hundred Battles is absolute.In the Northern Desolate Hill, a place filled with thousands of graves, the Immortal Owner rules the world.A boy from the Northern Spiritual Realm comes out, riding on a Nine Netherworld Bird, as he charges into the brilliant and diverse world. Just who can rule over their destiny of their path on becoming a Great Ruler? In the Great Thousand World, many strive to become a Great Ruler.

This is the story of a crazy lich who possesses an internal game system and brings catastrophe to the entire world.

To survive, the unfortunate Gong Qiying, who became the lord of the Sein Dungeon, had to make his dungeon extremely "hellish":Doors that "cannot be opened from this side",treasure chests "triggering teleport traps",a three hundred and sixty-five mile journey from the starting point to the BOSS room with no place to rest,monster knights with great bows on either side of a narrow bridge,and sinister ambushes around corners.There's also unavoidable visits to poisonous pits and hidden paths...Additionally, well-known fighters like Isshin Ashina, the Furnace Knight, Rajang, and the Scourge Legion bring unexpected surprises!Various unique rewards such as the Flaming Sword, Murky Hand Scythe, Rapid Slash Longsword, Sacred Oath, and Flame Empowerment will make you too happy to contain your joy!Gong Qiying: The most important thing in my dungeon is to ensure adventurers have fun!

For as long as records about humanity and monsters existed, so did the tower of ascension.Those amongst men who were chosen to enter the tower were given the tag 'Climber' and were worshipped as warrior's who had transcended mere mortals.Rocky, who had aspired to be a Climber for as long as he could remember, found his dreams and nightmares merging on the very day he was endowed with powers as the very day that he got selected as a climber became the day when his sister was abducted, ensnaring him in a web of conspiracies that spiralled far beyond his wildest imaginations.Bound by a system not meant for him, Rocky gained unparalleled power and attention that came with his position as the 'Champion' of gods, however, without the strength to back his position, he became an easy prey for envious vultures.In this tale of ambition, power, and vengeance, Rocky's journey through the Tower of Ascension promises not just answers to his darkest questions, but a confrontation with his own nature.Will he emerge as the saviour he never intended to be, or will he succumb to the darkness within, becoming the very villain he fears?This is a story of how the line between hero and villain blurs when faced with the ultimate stakes, making Rocky's ascent a thrilling saga of survival, betrayal, and desperate choices. Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .

"Greatness comes after third death".....Joanna Anderson, had nothing except the empty title of being the King's mate, making her a foe to everyone in the kingdom.Losing her mother in infancy, despised by her father and having suffered so much for years, she was pushed down a cliff and left to die.Kayden Greyson, fifth King of Twipera, was a gentle and loving soul until the day he lost his beloved and everything changed.With the bitterness of heart and the mysterious death of all kings in their sixth year of reign, bothering him, he is helplessly faced with death.Can he find out the true cause and save himself or would he fall prey? And what has her survival had to do with his life?****The wind howled in response as its sweetness, welcomed the body that was thrown into its embrace."I have suffered too much all my life to end up like this. I don't want my life to end like a joke. I deserve more than what I got from life. I, Joanna, refused to die."Tears rippled through her face as she closed her eyes waiting for the final destination at death's door. But it never came.No one has ever entered the Ancient Forest of No Return and come out alive but this powerless werewolf girl did.Not only coming back alive but with a system, making her powerful through completing missions.The last thing on Joanna's mind after returning was having a relationship or anything that has to do with love but the first mission she got changed everything.[Main mission: Seduce and make your mate hard and say I LOVE YOU][Reward: 50 exp][Failure: returning to level 1]Almost pulling out her hair or crying, the mission remained unchanged? She needed to seduce the king either way. Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .

Renjin Yanase is an ordinary member of society whose occupation is a sales person. His hobby is an online VR game "Einherjar" that has been on for over five years now. It is a game with high degree of freedom and Renjin silently works hard to nurture his subordinate character. The next day was a holiday so he's going to use it for boss hunting all night. When the boss hunt is finished, Renjin falls asleep in the game. He felt like someone was calling his name so he woke up. Standing in front of the half-asleep Renjin was Eleanor, a character he created. When Renjin looked outside after being puzzled to the characters who behave like they are alive, the outside scenery changed into one that he did not know at all. Renjin who surveyed the surrounding, realized that the castle and the 200 subordinates that he created with time and money was transferred to a different world. The transferred Renjin announced the declaration of the founding of a nation after a week.

I possessed a minor character who marries the prince. I'm not thrilled about it. The prince is a scumbag who flirts with the heroine despite being engaged and eventually gets defeated by the original male lead. In the epilogue, all he does is apologize to his fiance and marry her, with barely a line to his name. Well, his personality is twisted, but at least he's handsome. And since he's the third prince, he doesn't have to shoulder the burden of ruling the kingdom. That's decent husband material, I suppose. Go ahead, make a fool of yourself. You're going to marry me anyway. I'll just sit back and enjoy watching your embarrassing history unfold. "Doris Redfield. Don't expect me to ask you to dance at this ball. Maybe not at the next one either. Or the one after that." "Yes, Your Highness. As you wish." "Even though we're engaged wait, what?" "It's just a joke proposal our parents once tossed around, isn't it? You don't need to take it seriously, Your Highness. I'm really fine with it." "Is that so? Yes, that's fine, right?" Why are you panicking, prince? You started spouting nonsense first. Where's your conscience? But then, this guy really has the audacity to ask something outrageous. "Do you, perhaps, have another man?" The guy who flirted with the original heroine is saying this now? Calm down. He'll regret this later. All I need to do is remain a devoted fiance until then. "What are you talking about? A woman like me plain, not beautiful, with a gloomy personality, what man would even" "What? Who dared to say that about you?" You did, in the original story. This guy is acting weird. But he's not the only problem. "My dear little sister Doris, that dress you're wearing today is dreadful. No wonder there are rumors His Highness has abandoned you." "Well, it can't be helped. His Highness is too good for me anyway." "Hold on. Too good? Who said that? Wait, were you really dumped?" The original villainess, who also happens to be my older sister, Natalie, is suddenly interested in my love life. Why are all the original tr*shy characters growling at each other over me now?!

Tunnel Rat is being revised. I have finished the revised manuscript for Book one, which comprises Chapters 1-60.At some point, the first book will be published on Amazon. A few chapters and an outline of the first book will be left here on RR, and the bulk of chapters 1-60 will be removed, stubbing the book. I will give warning before that happens.Milo lives in a steel cave within a man-made mountain of steel and concrete. He spends his days repairing the machinery that keeps the habitat livable and tinkering with the prosthetics that help his twisted body move about through the small tunnels and air shafts that are his world. He's as much a piece of discarded machinery as the equipment he keeps running. Given a chance at being someone different will he become a hero and live in the sunlight? The light beckons, but there are secrets buried in the ground. Ancient mysteries left by races that delved deep and stayed below. Maybe only a tunnel rat could find them? Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .

One day, Earth's God of Destiny, and Galdardia's Chief God had a bet.

Guys here is my pitch.....In the sprawling world of fantasy, we've often been treated to tales of heroes reincarnated with divine blessings, legendary powers, or cheat-like abilities, thrust into magical lands as shining saviorsor chaotic terrors. But what happens when the very concept of reincarnation becomes a curse? When the divine boon is a big fat joke, and the "cheat system" doesn't quite cheat?Enter John, the unluckiest reincarnate. Blessed by a god and thrust into a fantasy world, he dreams of glory, power, and adventureonly to wake up as a normal, utterly powerless bird. Not a mythical phoenix, not an ancient thunder eagle. Just a bird.To make matters worse, this world is no ordinary realm. It's a land scarred by the devastating legacies of past isekai'd heroes and villains, whose reckless exploits piled skeletons into mountains and turned their cheats into harbingers of chaos. Fed up with these unruly intruders, the ancients of the realm banded together to create a world-shaking seal: all reincarnated souls are trapped in the bodies of harmless animals, confined to isolated sanctuaries that function more like fantasy zoos.Here's the twist: this isn't mercy. It's a resource grab. The powerful beast tamers of this realm have turned these reincarnated souls into exotic pets, prized for their cheat-like potential.John finds himself at the bottom of the food chain in every sense. His cheat doesn't work. His human form is gone. And his world is filled with predatory cultivators who see him as either a snack or a tool.But John isn't one to give up so easily. What starts as despair quickly turns into cunning survival. With wings and wit as his only tools, John must navigate layers of misfortune, dodge fate's sharp talons, and cheat his way through a world determined to keep him grounded.Get ready to join John on a wildly unconventional journeyone where reincarnation isn't a ticket to greatness, but a death sentence he's determined to rewrite. His story is one of humor, wit, and persistence, as he explores a world where he is the joke and his survival is the punchline.Main tags: reincarnation/isekai, beast taming cultivation system, comedy, action, adventure.Of course No-harem!

Due to a problem in his soul, Rean never cared about anything in his life. Even though he died heroically, there wasn't really a 'will' behind that action.

"Heart wants to love but fears the fate of being left alone."-------He Jian I loved you more than anything in my whole life. To the point that it became poison for me.Now in this life, I loved myself. I sealed my heart for you. Then why are you not leaving me alone? Why are you constantly pulling me into your life.? Why do your eyes have something else other than disgust for me?Did you not hate me?What has changed?You or Me?--------ExcerptA gentle kiss fell on her lips and a shiver ran down her spine."I love you."Her heart pounded fiercely inside her chest. These words. Oh, how she wished to hear them in her last life. She might have fainted from happiness if she had heard them at that time. But now, they didn't bring that happiness to her heart. They only brought fear, confusion and anger, and so many questions."How can you" She whispered more to herself.How can he love her?He heard her and stroked her cheek. The touch was so gentle that it made her feel as if she was a precious treasure. It made her feel loved.She raised her head to look at him. The usual ice-cold-blue eyes were filled with smiles as he asked her."Why can't I?"She swallowed realizing how those eyes still affected her, realizing how weak she was. Tears surfaced through her eyes and she saw him panicking. He tried to wipe them gently as she whispered."You can't..you just can't."~*~*~**~*~*~Mo Roulan spent her whole life chasing after the man she loved with her whole heart. At the time of her death, when she didn't see even an ounce of sorrow in his eyes, her heart was filled with sorrow.She was reborn. This time she vowed to make different choices and change her destiny. Hiding the past in her heart, this time she chose her family. But what will she do when the same past is back pounding on the doors of her heart, ready to break the walls she had surrounded her heart with.Will she give it a chance or will she continue to hide those feelings inside her heart?Read on to find out what wins. Her fear or His love?------------------Warning - The story has side couples who are homosexual and hence has the LGBT tag. The story will also concentrate on those couples as well as the main couple. If you don't like to read BL and GL then please leave it but don't leave disgusting comments about homosexuality.------------ Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .

Youth, is meant to be used to shed sweat under the sun!

I, Maehara Maki, someone who couldn't make any acquaintances or friends in high school, finally had someone I can hang out with outside of school. A girl.Her name was Asanagi-san. The boys in my class called her The class' second cutest girl' behind her back.On Fridays, she would refuse her best friend, Amami, the cutest girl in class' invitation just to hang out in my house with me.Together, we played games, watched some movies, read some manga while eating junk foods like pizza and hamburgers, and chugging cola without a care in the world. To others, we may seem sloppy, but it was a precious, secret time together for Asanagi-san and myself.

Min's system, System #151044, is tired of watching him get girls and make dumb decisions yet still manage to defeat the villain. If only he was the villain, there's no way Min would win.His wish was granted. He now upgraded from a bodyless helper system to the evil villain, Ronin Dreadborne!-----------------------------After getting murdered and reincarnating as a system inside a Hero Transmigrating Machine, System #151044 spent thousands of years wondering why he had such a cruel fate to be a system for incompetent transmigrators like this.But the worst is Min Cheng............Because Min Cheng spends all his Hero points on girls instead of leveling up! And he is the dumbest transmigrators he ever met!But through a rogue system that gave them a code to free themselves from their roles as a system, System #151044 was able to transform into Min Cheng's enemy on the next world, Ronin Dreadborne, in a mage fantasy world![Fate itself is evil. The only true enemy is fate, and I have defeated it.][And I shall teach you how to defeat it too. I will be giving you the gift of freedom. ][Be the master of your fate like you were always meant to be. And conquer those who try to stand in your way.]That is exactly what he did as Ronin, and to defeat an evil fate, you have to be evil yourself!"I will be the best villain in all the dimensions! Watch out, Min Cheng! I'm coming for you!"

By the year 3029 CE, Earth's technology has developed rapidly, borders no longer exist, and Earth has been unified, marking the beginning of the era of the Federation.At that time, a huge sword flew from the heavens, piercing the sun and causing a huge sensation on Earth.Perhaps because the scabbard of the sword was already in tatters, countless shards have broken off from it following the collision with the sun and spread across the universe. Many of these shards have landed on various places across Earth.With the arrival of the bronze sword and its shards, a new unlimited energy source has suddenly appeared on Earth. This energy source has since been named Spirit Qi.Spirit Qi is like air, thick in some places and thin in others. As the Federation and other factions gather more shards, they discover more information on cultivation, pill refinement, Spirit Stone refinement, and other techniques. The words on the shards have an ancient feel to them, making it a trend for people to use ancient language.The appearance of Spirit Qi rapidly makes the original energy sources obsolete and has completely changed people's lives. Not only has the Spirit Internet been formed, Spirit Qi has also changed the course of Human Civilization, causing the world to enter a civilization of cultivation. This would later come to be known as the Spirit Inception Era.

Sixty Years ago, one middle aged man brought a Qilin that looked like a pug and a mandarin duck that looked exactly like a duck, walking into the Imperial City of the Central Plains for the first time.

Liu Man transmigrated from thousands of years ago to the modern world. Before she transmigrated, she was completely broke. After she transmigrated, she was still worried about her wealth. And so, for her to survive, she decided to start earning money by becoming a cyber star: trading and selling products, recording daily activities with her kittens, and showing off bits of her skills. One day she realized, that unconsciously, she had become one of the most famous celebrities.

Ji Liao was particularly distressed lately. He had been "sexually harassed" (confessed to) for no reason (out of nowhere). Moreover, the other party was a man! Never mind that it was a man but it was well-known *class grass.

When Yao Ling saved a handsome man, she never thought that there would be a day she would propose a marriage to him.

Ye Zhi inherited not only a run-down house, but also an engagement. Her fianc met his true love and suddenly asked to break off the engagement while stating that he disliked his fiance in all ways around.In order to express their guilt, his family decided to make up for it with Ye Zhi. But she didn't want a dime from them so she left.The next second, Ye Zhi was suddenly picked up by a Rolls Royce.-Gu Ren, the son of the richest man alive, had a tough life and was told that he couldn't live past 30 years old. Only Ye Zhi, a young lady born on the cloudy day of the lunar year, could make him live.Ye Zhi and Gu Ren got married. Gu Ren gave her a bank card. All she has to do isSpend money for him! Squander his fortune!Ye Zhi bought a Lamborghini for Gu Ren, but he had an accident as soon as he drove the car.As soon as she bought some Hermes platinum bags for herself, Gu Ren signed a more than one billion worth contract.It turned out that the money could only be spent on herself. The more she spent, the more prosperous and healthy he would become.Since then, her life had changed completely. Her villa was the biggest in the City.-Ye Zhi's old fianc thought that she, who had been rejected, must have suffered a lot until one day, when he saw he walking in the street, followed by a Lamborghini.Wait ! Who is that man standing next to her ?This man is a super-rich man Hundreds of times richer than his own family!

She, a 21st century mercenary queen, had crossed over into a tragically betrayed body of a waste. Waste? She will show them what it means to be a waste! Betrayed? With the Ancient Manual in her hands, she will astonish all the despicable men and cheap women!

She was originally the young miss of the Marquis Estate, but became a peasant girl due to a mixed-up at birth.

Yu Zhengdu joined a small start-up company that claimed to offer "life management services"as a programmer.