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Broken-hearted and drunk, Yoshida, a 26-years old salaryman, stumbled upon a runaway-from-home high-schooler on his way back from the bar. "Hey, you. JK."* "What the heck are you doing out here. Go home already." "Uncle, let me stay at your place for the night." "You can do that' to me if you let me stay." "If you meant that as a joke, it's not funny." "I'm not joking. It's fine by me." "Then allow me to tell you that I have no interest in brats." "Hmm?" "Then, just let me stay." Notes: [*] JK is slang for Joushikousei (high school girl)
She is a waste daughter from the Su family that couldn't cultivate. On the day before her wedding, the Third Prince breaks off their engagement in the street. Her own sister replaces her in the marriage to the Third Prince. She became the center of gossiping in the city. In her resentment, she hits herself on the Su Family's gate, only to become the object of other people's ghost marriage.
Of the ancient gods only one remained in the world. This god lived alone for thousands of years and no longer had any desires. Legend had it that during the great war between the worlds he used his powers to turn the tide managing to seal the cataclysmic rift bringing order back into the three realms. Time flew by and hundreds of years passed in the blink of an eye.
Yun Lintian, a man from modern Earth, found himself in a cliche situation that was all too familiar to him in novels: Being transmigrated! He had arrived in a magical cultivation-oriented world called the Azure World.Unlike the other protagonists in various novels he had read before, Yun Lintian was left without any cheat device. Pill Emperor inheritance? Super God-like physique? He had nothing!Did the God of Transmigration really leave him with nothing? How was he going to live in the world that strong preying on the weak?Watch the journey of Yun Lintian in the foreign world as he grew up in power ranking along with his precious all-female sect!
After the death of Fu Sinian, Yu Duo's heart shattered into pieces. As his widow, she was the recipient of Fu Sinian's massive amount of inheritance. She spent her days drowning herself with alcohol and was depressed all the time. She mourned her late husband with the companionship of her designer purses, designer jewelries, and money that could last her several lifetimes. But only Fu Sinian knew the truth that after his death, this woman hosted parties, lived in their mansion, drove expensive sport cars, traveled the world, and flirted with men. She was having the time of her life. Fu Sinian wasn't so angry that his soul dissipated; quite the contrary, he was so angry that he had come back to life! Fu Sinian, who had come back to life, looked at the mourning Yu Duo and smiled devilishly. "We are on! Watch me make you fall in love with me for real this time!"
Most people don't choose reincarnation.Reincarnation finds their way to them.Perhaps they did something great in their life.Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going.But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great.A new life where everything changes for the better.But...Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing.Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick.Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick.Pulled out of his life randomly.Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?!And a janitor body double no less?!Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!?Truly, how unlucky can one get? Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .
Who made the rule that a woman can't be the first to confess her feelings to a man?If there was one, then it didn't matter to this young woman.In order to escape from her stepmother and stepsister, Zhang Liling sought help from Mr. Fang, a Business Mogul, specially invited to take her department on Business Management, and she was rejected because of her absurd request.But through his Personal assistant, she managed to cunningly secure a home-work contract and moved into his villa.A few weeks of living together as a Boss and Employee was enough time for Mr. Fang to see all the crazy sides of Zhang Liling and also for her to discover his health secret, hyperosmia. But the irony of her scent not affecting him baffled her.Mr. Fang not being used to Zhang Liling's unrestrained behavior and coupled with the rumors about them threatened to throw her out of his villa. But when she finally left, he began to long for her return.At last, Zhang Liling returned. To others, she was a different person, but to Mr. Fang, she was the same feisty woman he has always known.Together as a couple, Zhang Liling and Mr. Fang unmasked her stepmother's deep dirty secret that will threaten the Zhang Family's reputation.******************EXCERPT"Mr. Fang, do you accept stray cats?" Zhang Liling asked a little breathlessly as a layer of sweat formed on her forehead. She had just run over in other to catch up with him.Mr. Fang paused briefly in his steps and turned to give her a good glance after adjusting his reading glasses. "You look like one," he said in a deep voice before continuing in his steps.How could Zhang Liling let him leave like that when it was a matter of urgency? She quickly chased after him and yelled, "Mr. Fang, you really have to take this stray cat in.""I don't accept stray cats, I only accept humans,"Mr. Fang replied as a slight smile turned up on his face.
Become a prophet? Recruiting the most outstanding individuals to eradicate demons? Leading the holy army in the extermination of evils? Growing stronger until you finally defeat the demon lord?Or you can choose to become the demon lord itself. Create your own subordinates, even shape them according to your wishes. You can also build a dreaded kingdom of darkness and make an army of chaos.In the VR game "Mistrea: A Fantasy Management Sim Game of Light and Dark," both options are available.And the second choice appeals to Ethan Alexander more. To be a good citizen in the real world, he had to follow the rules; why would he do so in a fantasy realm?Thus, in the world of magic and fantastic creatures, he was reborn as Vorn, the demon lord. But that doesn't mean he'll make the world fall into an era of darkness right away. He will not launch campaigns of heinous human slaughter.It would be no fun for him to rule over a ruined world. That means that those who worship him will be scarce. He wanted to be adored, hailed and regarded as equal to God by many people.He will keep using methods that are not constrained by any rules. The evil way, but not always violent, and more fun.---------This story will have some steamy scenes, but those are not the main focus.Main protagonist's girls won't get cucked by others.I consider this novel a multiple protagonist story. So, there will be POV switches.Some parts feel slow, but I guarantee it will be worth your time.There will be some dark jokes, so don't be surprised.
When an S-class elite assassin-raised captain of a special ops suicide squad comes home from a high-stakes Africa mission, he finds himself offered something that could potentially set him up for life- a curious assignment that he could use to finally exit his days of war and slaughter.Then placed into a high-school setting, Lin Yi is tasked by the chairman of a top-tier multi-billion company with bodyguard duty for non-other than his own daughter, a certain little Miss of said high-school.His enemies, once ranging from drug lords, mafia bosses, political figures, and national leaders, are soon replaced with spoiled kids who happen to have rich papas and mamas, and Lin Yi finds his intense expertise and high-threat skillset misused, and very underwhelmedBut he does get a harem cast as diverse as his old enemies, so Lin Yi decides that, for the sake of messing around with girls as an invincible entity in a down-leveled environment, leaving his bloody and death-filled war days behind is something he'd definitely want to strive for. - Description from Novelupdates
Li Li became a chubby, unremarkable tabby cat. Right after his Litter Shovel Officer broke up with his girlfriend, he received a Comprehensive Network slot and successfully became a Comprehensive Network player.However, it seems like his Litter Shovel Officers have encountered some trouble! This is a bit troublesome for him, but what can he do?He's a good cat. Li Li took out a treasure from his pocket and tossed it:"Take it, Litter Shovel Officers. You have been strengthened."
Luck wasn't on his side as when he was just few steps away from becoming the world champion in karate he was killed by his by his opponents scheme who was afraid to fight against him and wanted the cup. But he was once again given a chance to reborn as Kenichi Shirahama and become the strongest martial artist.Watch and see how he conquers the world by becoming the strongest disciple and also how he conquers the women's he likes in his HaremI have reuploaded the chapters again as to the problem of Power stones that occurred in the previous one.
Finn travels to the timeline after Avengers: Endgame and obtains a system that hides one's own strength while allowing him to grow even stronger!However, he soon discovers that the system's prescribed hiding place is actually Westview!Before long, Wanda will seize control of the entire town, plunging countless people into pain and torment.Fearing exposure and determined not to give up halfway...Finn decides to act firstconquer Wanda and resolve the issue at its root.And thus, he embarks on a road of no return.Here's the cliched NOTE : English is my 3rd language so I'm not proficient in that , so if there are any mistakes please point it out to me
The obsessed Big Brother, the loyal God, the yandere Vampire, the cold Honor's Student When a grand variety of Prince Charmings arrive continuously, what should a person feel like? Luo Liyan held her poor aching waist, raised her head to the skies and sighed, give them to whoever wants them!"What, want to run after seducing me?" That man with strong possessiveness approached little by little, trapping her in a corner. "Little Yan, what type do you like? I can always satisfy you, as long as you stay at my side!" Looking at that man who seemed more devilish the more he smiled, Luo Liyan trembled as she hugged herself. Cries So terrifying. Who the hell forcefully gave and took like this guy? - Description from Novelupdates
In the Comprehensive Martial Arts Continent, five great empires vie for supremacy!In the jianghu, Land Immortals reign supreme, their power overshadowing all living beings.However, when Bai Chen descends upon this world, everything changes, and the entire narrative takes an unprecedented turn!Feilu reminds readers: This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real individuals or events is purely coincidental. Please do not attempt to imitate.
I fell into a harem manga and became a magical girl.I just wanted to become a government employee and live a carefree life without getting involved with the main characters, but"I love you."The main heroine, who was supposed to confess to the protagonist, confessed to me instead.Why?
"What you do in life, Echoes in Eternity."The System, who goes by the code name, Thirteen, defied the System God in order to give his previous Hosts' the chance to change their Fates.Unfortunately, he was killed by his Father, the System God, and was sent to the world of Pangea to struggle like the Cannon Fodders that he fought so hard to protect.Armed with his knowledge as a System, Thirteen vowed to change not only his Fate, but the Fate of others whose destinies were tied up with him.In a world torn by power and corruption, a fallen System will bring out a symphony of change, or lead it to its destruction.
Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission to use the correct posture to awaken lord god.
I found myself possessing the body of a young master who everyone was eager to kill. I'm invincible, so let them try to kill me. It's only for one second, though.
My old man pointed to the flower-like woman and said, "Call her mother from now on." He then pointed to a flower-bud-like girl and said, "This is your little sister."
This is a world where humans, demons and mysterious beasts coexist. Humans cultivate mysterious qi. Demons cultivate corporeal bodies. Mysterious beasts cultivate soul perception. A legend says that in the middle of an endless rainforest, there are extremely powerful existences; they are called demon kings. Some demon kings have a tyrannical corporeal body, some are experts in illusions. Some demon kings are proficient in magic, some can even move mountains. Some demon kings are able to sense things thousands of miles away. These demon kings rarely appear in the human world. Even if they emerge in the human world, they would reincarnate in human form; assimilating with mankind while seeking to breakthrough realms.
Upon awakening in a parallel world, Lin Yi discovered that not only were Xiao Zhuang and Xiao Ying present, but also veterans like Old Pao, Tou Lao Gao, QiangziHe had unlocked an Entry Upgrade System.Shooting Novice (White) Hundred Paces Piercing Yang (Gold)Superior Memory (Blue) Photographic Recall (Gold)Master of Struggles (Blue) Supreme Titan of Competition (Gold)Martial Arts Grandmaster (Purple) Mortal Warlord (Red)As time passed, Lin Yi steadily advanced towards the peak, growing ever stronger.Yet, as he ascended, unexpected figures began to emerge before himHe Chenguang, Xu Sanduo, Lei Zhan, Yan Poyue, An Ran, Long Xiaoyun, Shen GeOnly then did Lin Yi realise that this was not merely the world of Special One, but a vast amalgamation of multiple special forces universes.
Reincarnated and traveling to another world, Eiji Seiya initially thought the world was normal. That was what he thought before he met the heroine and protagonist of the franchise he had watched in his previous life.Not only that, after he awakened the Inner Voice System to grow strong by complaining about plot, heroine and protagonist in his heart to get many rewards.He is determined to increase his power so that he can save his home world, the world where he was reincarnated that was hit by the disaster "Honkai" and save beautiful girls like Kiana, Mai, Bronya, Rita and others who had tragic endings in the original works!"I will save them all!"However... Everything went smoothly... Eiji earned rewards every time he changed the plot in another franchise.It's just that... What's wrong with these heroines?Lala Satalin Deviluke who was supposed to be engaged to the protagonist instead became his fiance.Sona Sitri suddenly called him to the student council office and said she wanted to make a deal with him.Rias Gremory who was supposed to ask the protagonist for help to solve her political marriage problem with Riser Phenex inexplicably came to him.The girls were disgusted at the protagonists of their respective franchises.Something was wrong here!Not only that, heroines like Kotegawa Yui, Sairenji Haruna, Akeno Himejima, Kuroka, Serafall Leviathan, Grayfia Lucifuge, Sakurajima Mai, Ai Hoshino, Kasumigaoka Utaha and others...They like him!All the super beautiful and sexy women that many men in the world covet surround him and leave their respective protagonists.Grayfia even betrayed her husband.Eiji who saw all this was dumbfounded.At first he was confused as to why these heroines were surrounding him, but gradually he realized and knew that it was all happening because ...His inner voice!The plot that has been changed by the MC:To Love Ru: 83%Highschool DxD: 82%Shinmai Maou no Testament: 92%Oregairu: 89%Saekano: 84%Oshi no Ko: 100%Rascal Does Not Dream Of Bunny Girl Senpai: 100%Mieruko-chan: 89%Trinity Seven: 38%This is the plot change process of the latest chapter and will change as the story progresses.By the way, the grammar at the beginning is bad and will improve as the chapter progresses. However, my writing style will not change much because this is an inner voice novel, which means that there will be many reactions from each character.Oh and in chapter hundreds there will be a group chat to prevent the loss of interaction between the heroines. It's a special chat group for the heroines in the MC's harem.
Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?" "A. Pull it out" "B. Suck it out" "C.**********" Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C... --------- "Yikes, what's pressing against me?" Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!" With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand ------ "Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?" Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked. "A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?" No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied. "Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!" After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged
Wang Ling is a cultivation genius. Since a year old, he managed to achieve a new cultivation realm in every a couple of years. With the power beyond his own control, he became nearly invincible being.Wang Ling is sixteen years old now and he has to face one of the gratest battle he never faced before, Senior High School. There are so many challenges popping up. Therefore, Wang Ling's plans for a low-key school life become further away every time.Wang Ling: "I just want to eat my crispy noodle snacks in peace.."Father Wang: If you're careless enough to destroy the country, it's coming out of your pocket money.Wang Ling: It's not my fault that the backlash from punching me kills you.WikiMain CharactersWang LingWang Ling's appearance is mostly a mystery because he can change his face on a whim based on the current trend to be average. He does have slightly handsome facial features, average build and a crew cut with his dead fish eyes.PersonalityWang Ling is a non-talkative individual whos obsessed with being average and not standing out. He tries to avoid troublesome matters yet he still manages to get involved and has also secretly saved the world on numerous accounts. He also lives for and loves his crispy noodles.SpellsHeavenly Eye (King's Eye)(Known) Three Thousand Great Spells (not sorted list) Great Transfiguration Spell Great Purification Spell Great Separation Spell Great Shielding Spell Great Illusion Spell Great True-World Spell Great Recollection Spell Great Moon-Reading Spell Great Mind-Reading Spell Great Blood Origin Spell Great Gravitation Spell Great Devouring Spell Great Transformation Spell Great Void Spell Great Fortune Spell Great Wind Spell Great Sacrifice Spell Great Weapon-Refining Spell Great Sealed Lips Spell Great Measuring Fate Spell Great Barter Skill Spell Great Skull-Flicking Spell Great Soul Shift Spell Great Fate Spell Great Sea-Parting Spell Great Mind Fill Spell Great Creation Spell Great Enlightenment Spell Great Data Spell Great Taste SpellEquipment Jingke Spirit Sword Bai Qiao Spirit Sword Scabbar Sheep Enlightened Tricycle Lord Ma Enlightened Toilet Koi IPoid Enlightened iPad Nagato Enlightened Door Pen Enlightened Pen Goblin Eraser Enlightened Eraser GoblinCultivationRankRealmChapterAge1Physical Build Stage102Qi Condensation Stage103Foundation Establishment Stage104Golden Core Stage115Nascent Soul Stage186Soul Formation Stage197Void Refinement Stage1108Itinerant Immortal1119True Immortal11210Venerated Immortal11311Sage Immortal11312Dao Immortal1413Dao Master1414Dao God1515Dao Ancestor15Cultivation (Body)RankRealmChapterAgePower1Golden Body0Stronger Body2Sage Body116Golder Shield3Immortal Body0 (birth)CustomizationTrivia He has Dead Fish eyes and his trademark has always been an ellipse; ex: Wang Ling "" Father Wang had a pair of very beautiful phoenix eyes. Since he had taken to wearing glasses after he started writing, this characteristic wasn't so obvious But this was the reason why Father Wang once suspected that Wang Ling wasn't his flesh and blood. Mother Wang had very beautiful double eyelids and big eyes! And Father Wang had phoenix eyes But how did the two of them end up having a son with dead fish eyes? Later, Father Wang convinced himselfHis son Wang Ling Must have mutated in the wombLotus SunShe met Wang Ling on the meet-and-greet for new students at No. 60 High School.AppearanceShe was elegant, with long hair and fair skin, and wore a tight-fitting white T-shirt, jeans and casual shoes. Trivia Vice President of the Student Union at No. 60 High School and class monitor of Grade One, Class Three. The successor of Huaguo Water Curtain Group Number one beauty of No. 60 High SchoolMother WangMother of Wang LingCultivation RealmsMortal RealmsRankStagesSub-stageLifespan1Physical Build () Early Mid Late Peak2Qi Condensation ()3Foundation Building ()4Golden Core ()5Nascent Soul ()6Soul Formation ()2.000 Years7Void Refinement ()Immortal RealmsRankStagesSub-stageLifespan8Itinerant Immortal1 9 Levels9True Immortal ()1 9 Levels10Venerated Immortal ()1 9 Levels11Sage Immortal ()1 99 Heavenly DaosDao RealmsRankStagesSub-stageLifespan12Dao Immortal ()100 500 Heavenly Daos13Dao Master500 1000 Heavenly Daos14Dao God ()1000 3000 Heavenly Daos15Dao Ancestor ()3000 Heavenly Daos of more than one realmDivine RealmsRankStagesSub-stageLifespan161718 - Description from Novelupdates
Congratulations, for mating with a Queen Bee you got a new achievement: "Not a virgin"! Your reward: "Drone Consort" title.Hey! I wasn't a virgin before this, system!'Imagine that you lived a painfully average life, died by a stupid, stupid accident, but a goddess interfered and gave you a second chance in another world.There, you became a consort of a beautiful, big-chested queen, and your only job is to have mind-blowing sex with her so she could have thousands of your adorable daughters. In return, you can live in peace and luxury for the rest of your days.Which means, for about two months. Because I'm a bee. And my queen is also a bee. And bees don't live for long.The only way to increase my lifespan is to develop my bee colony. A hard task in this huge world filled with dangerous and hungry beasts, other war-hungry insect tribes, and natural disasters.But I have a hundred thousand daughters, some actual brains, and with superior genes given to me by my system, we will be unstoppable!===Note: no NTR, harem, incest, or outright smut.
Rael screwed up badly. One reckless gamble later, and his guild's entire emergency fund was gone. With debt collectors ready to harvest his organs, his only hope was a single, desperate gacha pull.Ding![Congratulations! Player: Quarterpounder69 has obtained the (Divine) Grade item, Eye of the Beast!][Divine Grade item obtained! All Stats +250][First Divine Grade item obtained! All Stats +100][New title unlocked! [Heavenly Attraction] (Divine)]With no other choice, he consumed the itemonly to be thrown into a situation no player had ever faced before.[To ensure fairness, please select a random number. This will determine which boss monster variation you become.]'Uh, I don't fucking know? 69... hmm, maybe not...'[Confirmed.]'Wait'[Congratulations! You've chosen the Special-Type Boss Monster Variation: The Pay-to-Win Boss.][Congratulations! You've become a Boss Monster!]Armed with broken perks like [Premium Leveling], [Premium Evolution], and [Premium Shop], Rael was thrust into the world of the VRMMORPG game he had been playing.The issue was, he went back in time, specifically, 150 days before the launch of version 1.0.
The virtual reality game "History of the Arcana Continent" became part of reality, and "players" who were synchronized with their in-game characters appeared to protect the world.Lee Hoyeol, who was an ordinary salaryman, took over the body of the character he created in middle school, "Grandfell Claudi Arpeus Romeo." Under normal circumstances, it would have been an absolute failure of a career, but Grandfell, whose occupation is a "demon hunter," becomes extremely proud in front of demons!The only demon hunter in this world, Grandfell (= Lee Hoyeol) starts to make a move!
"If I have to modify my status then I would start with my two wishes: Strength and women." "99 points to strength and with it I would fulfill my first wish, and not only that, but by using my strength I will be able to obtain a lot of money and, with it, women." "[Reset Status Points]" "Mentally pressing the reset button changed all my status points to just one attribute" "ntelligence!" "I'll tell you why you should keep that slave for me until I buy her" "Feeling smarter than ever I used every possible argument to convince the slave dealer not to sell that slave until I had the money to buy her. After all" "That slave is not only beautiful, she also has [Masochist] in her state!" "I must buy her!"
After being defeated and captured, the dragon-slaying hero Leon became a captive of the Silver Dragon Empress.With a resolve for certain death, Leon unexpectedly turned the tables and successfully imp**gnated the empress on his verge of dying.He thought that this would be enough to let the empress live with shame for the rest of her life and he also fulfilled his duty as a dragon slayer.However, two years later, when Leon opened his eyes, he found a little dragon girl with a tail lying beside him
I, the mighty Telepath Starlord, got banished into the mortal world. The days in the mortal world are much better than those in heaven! Everything is here money, authority and most importantly stunning beauties! I am from a rich family. Yes, I am indeed wealthy now. The kind of wealth where you would not want to displease me. Domineering CEOs, military big shots, business geniuses, you name it I know them all! I know everything you are thinking about. You can't defeat me anyway, how are you going to go against me? A century in the mortal world is only equivalent to a hundred days in heaven.