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Mediocre is a common characteristic of the majority. But when someone outstanding appears beside you, your life will change because of him. That's the principle of who you mix around with is a reflection of yourself.' The doctor in charge of the Three Flavour Hall will change everything. You can raise a campus belle, a CEO beauty

Lu Ze transmigrated to the interstellar era two thousand years later.The previous owner of this body had lovey-dovey parents and a cute little sister. Although his cultivation talent was ordinary, his life was fulfilling. It could be said to be a dream start. Lu Ze was very happy.However, as soon as he slept, he came to a strange dimension.He almost got taken out trying to fight an one meter tall huge white rabbit. After making the arduous kill, Lu Ze found that things didn't seem to be so simple.After killing prey in this dimension, he could get little orbs that could be used for cultivation.This was going to make him an eternal jungler.But he seemed to be able to hope for domination of the cosmos and invincibility?

Humanity has been gradually transported tothe Abyss by a bored god to compete against other races and monsters.Theproblem is humanity failed. In a last desperate push the strongestsurvivors chose a comrade to travel as far as possible back in time.

In a place where Magic reigns supreme, what would our MC do as he finds himself being rejected by the world.This is the story of a boy who lacks the ability to wield mana.After shaming his parents who are considered to be among the strongest Mages of the era.Our MC stands at the terrace of the School building planning to commit suicide.What has fate got stored in for our MC. Will he commit suicide ?If you want to know, join our MC as he struggles to find his path. In a world with mysteries and threats looming, what is waiting for him?

After transmigrating, Chen Yu found himself in a highly militarized world. But the "will of the world" had concluded that he was an intruder and put a curse on him.

Kyoukai Senjou no Horizon chronicles the story of a futuristic civilization returned to Earth after constant warfare hindered them from traveling beyond the post-Apocalyptic Earth. At this stage, a small archipelago called the Divine States were the only hospitable land on Earth. In order to regain the space-faring technology they had lost after many years of war, they decided to recreate history with a book called the Testament as a guide. It is the year 1648 in the Testament Era. Toori Aoi, Chancellor and Student Council President of the only academy on the airborne city-ship Musashi, faces the ten-year anniversary of the death of his childhood friend Horizon Ariadust in an accident. As he prepares to celebrate the occasion by proposing to P-01s (an automaton who looks exactly like Horizon) he discovers that his suspicion about P-01s' appearance actually has a basis in truth; P-01s is in fact Horizon Ariadust, reborn into a robotic body. In addition to this, Horizon's emotions had been stripped away and are now stored in eight powerful weapons called the Mortal Sin Armaments; which are now in the possession of key people in various established countries in the Divine States. To retrieve the emotions of Horizon Ariadust, Toori Aoi along with his friends and allies begins a crusade against different obstacles as key events in history are recreated in a futuristic manner.

In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man.Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world.Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion.Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.

Tong Nian, a cosplay cover singer, falls in love at first sight with a man she spots at a Net cafe. Chasing him, she signs up for the MMO she saw him playing, albeit it's a super high ranked account a friend acquired for her. Who could have known he was a pro gamer, moreover a legend in the gaming circle at that!

He had been reincarnated, he thought that he didn't cheat until suddenly he noticed someone invite him on a group chat.[Do you wish to join Dimensional Chat Group?]MC: "Accept!"---------------------------------------------Cover not mine, it's from anime Yosuga no Sora---------------------------------------------https://www.patreon.com/akikan40Maybe I'll be full of energy to write your favorite fanfic.

With the birth of Romo's 18th generation descendant, something beyond the realm of consciousness has been awakened!

Waking up inside the ruins of an orphanage, Alexander finds himself chained and sold to slavery.A modern metallurgist, trapped in ancient times, watch as he tries to play with the cards fate dealt him.He will make plate armor, invent paper, build roads, teach governance and many more, as he tries to carve a place for himself.But how can such things not attract jealous eyes?The naval superpower- Cantagena,The unstoppable army of- Exolas,The superpower of the east- Adhania,The mercantile confederation- Sybarsis,The religious fanatics- Iyizarid,And the ever-present- Barbarians of the Barren Forrest,All want something from each other.In this ocean of sharks, follow a small carp as it struggles to leap through the dragon gate and establish a dynasty to outlast them all.

After the college entrance exam, Su Mu, who comes from an ordinary family and works as a waiter in a hotel, accidentally breaks a priceless antique.The exorbitant compensation fee immediately sends Su Mu into a panic.With no other option, he reluctantly calls his father, Su Ruizhi, for help.Su Ruizhi said, "Son, don't panic. Let me tell you the truth. In fact, our family has assets worth billions, and even the luxury hotel where you work belongs to our family!"Ding! [Thirty million has been deposited into your bank account.]Looking at the bank notification on his phone, Su Mu is utterly dumbfounded.'Damn, I had no idea our family is so wealthy!'

We've had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?Our MC awakens in a new world and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC's shop, "Damn, Blizzard completes my life!"Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, "What is this sorcery?"What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

The Card Creator is a very ordinary profession. Simply put, the incumbent seals various kinds of abilities, illusions, images and so on in blank cards for convenience of use.

Two heroes of the game Legend of Heroes 2 who were rotten waters*.

There once was a very popular question on the internet: If one morning, you woke up and realized that your gender had changed, what would be your first reaction? And someone on the internet had famously responded: First, give your bros a good time! Su Jian remembered that when he saw this reply, he had slapped the table to express his admiration. What a good bro! Such loyalty! But now that he actually encountered this strange situation himself, he could only feel an extremely ball-breaking alarm, shocked grief, and frightened anger. **** your mom! Ah, ****! **** it! Oh, a correction. The above is grammatically incorrect. After all, poor Classmate Su Jian doesn't have balls anymore.

"I shall not yield to fate nor destiny. I will create my legacy." Yang Wei said as he stared at the clear blue sky.Yang Wei, a mortal who has no background or power to become a cultivator except for his undying determination. An unwillingness to accept his fate as he will break away the chain that casts him behind.In a world where spiritual qi exists, humans can utilize this power to cultivate and become a legend themselves. However, the path itself is gruesome and achieved through multiple obstacles.Now it's the time for Yang Wei to achieve something that no other predecessor has done in the past.

WARNING! MATURE CONTENT!How do you celebrate Valentine's Day?Maybe you will answer that you are going to confess your feelings to someone while saying: "Be my valentine?"It was a common thing, but Bai Chen had another idea for celebrating Valentine's Day. He already had a girlfriend who was beautiful, intelligent, and kind, but on Valentine's Day, he wanted to make his girlfriend his valentine in a different way.Having lived for more than two decades but still a virgin, Bai Chen wanted to end his virginity today as a way to make his girlfriend his valentine.He was very enthusiastic about it, but who would have thought that his heart wasn't strong enough to stand his enthusiasm until he finally got a heart attack when he was only one step away from making his girlfriend his valentine?And what was even worse, not only did Bai Chen fail to make his girlfriend his valentine, but he was also transmigrated to a world completely different from his world.He transmigrated into another world and became a Werewolf Prince, and as if that wasn't bad enough, he became a gay Werewolf Prince......"How can I be gay? I'm as straight as a metal pipe, and I will only break but never bend!""Are you sure about that? But metals are ductile and malleable, and they can be shaped, bent, or manipulated without breaking."

This is a story about a legend, of one that can never be forgotten.Summer, first time down the mountains in 16 years, after being raised by his 3 masters and Fairy sister.

When she woke up again, she found herself become a peasant's wife

A world where dragons serve as mayors, elves work in sales, and orcs brew coffee.In a city full of enhanced humans and wandering wizards, I became a young girl with psychic powers."To do something so terrible to a child These people are despicable.""Human experimentation related to psychic powers is an international crime, punishable by at least the death penalty. This is absolutely unacceptable.""Don't worry anymore. From now on, you've got nothing to fear. We'll take care of everything for you, little sister!"It seems the protagonists have misunderstood something.

What should I do if I cross to another world and become an NPC?This idea has been deeply rooted and sprouted in William's mind!Therefore, he decided:I want to be the strongest NPC in history.Wear the thickest armour and give the most vicious beatings!Who says an NPC will be killed by players?Who says an NPC upgrades more slowly than players?Who says an NPC must explode equipment, I can explode in more ways Bah humph.Anyway, it's impossible for me to die. Just take a look at all you trash players. Your father will stand here and let you chop for an hour without a frown! - Description from Novelupdates

Nan Xun encountered a mythical beast that could take her to different worlds. She helped the mythical beast collect merit points. After collecting enough, she can go back and change the outcome of her death.But now, now she regrets, regrets till her insides are turning green. Your mother, those merit points are collected from the scum villain with a blackening value of 100 and an evil value of 100 ah! She only wanted to purify the souls of those scummy bosses. Fu** she didn't want them to fall in love with her ah ah ah!Pervert number 1 eats people! Pervert number 2 is an evil ghost! Pervert number 3.After Nan Xun realized they were all the same person, she closed her eyes and pretended to be dead.The evil, charming, crazy Boss-sama gave her an evil smile: "Baby, weren't you going to purify my soul? Come here."Nan Xun: "The evil we bring on ourselves are the hardest to bear, I really want to die, ah, what to do!" - Description from Novelupdates

One day, You Huo and his famiIy was puIIed into an exam caIIed the GIobaI University Entrance Examination. Going through exams together with other unfortunate examinees, their Iives are put at stake and they can only Iive by passing each exam. However, something about these exams and the system controIIing it didn't seem right lt seemed to be trying to trap the examinees with ridiculous ruIes and strange questions

Ren Xingliu transmigrated into a world in troubled times, struggled for half of his lifetime, and eventually achieved success and recognition, working as a good general and minister. Then he returned to modern times, when he was just about to graduate from university.Ren Xingliu who had his fill of wind and frost: I'm beat. Simplicity is the way to go.Ren Xingliu, the ignorant, incompetent, reckless and daring young master of the Ren Family, was about to graduate. Everyone was waiting to watch him turn the Ren Family completely on its head. One with malicious intentions even deliberately introduced him to an honest person without status or background, Bai Juanqiu.Never did he expect Ren Xingliu to be so content with this honest person.Ren Xingliu: He seemed to be someone who could live a carefree life with. Alright, let's make do with this.Bai Juanqiu had been putting on his honest persona for twenty years, but those people still wouldn't let him live in peace and went ahead and introduced him to a notorious silk pants. Bai Juanqiu decided to stop pretending.AfterwardBai Juanqiu: Well, let me just eat my delicious words, because I can keep pretending for two more years.

I wasn't hit by a truck, nor was I struck by a thunderbolt, yet here I'm inside Hunter X Hunter world, and I even have a system, but it's really a weird one, it always gives me these kinds of choices: 1Join the Ryuudan. Reward: Magma Fruit.3Destroy the Ryuudan. Reward: Ice Fruit.2Ignore the Ryuudan. Reward: Fire Fruit. Allan sighed, "The problem is I'm really an indecisive guy"

This is a Classic Love story, cute and sweet like an overripe apple with a little bit of sour ^^This is Male's lead! its DanMei or BoysLove or BL.A cute love story between a Powerful, Fierce, Magnificent Crown Prince to a very weakly Hua Bai Ying, a young, sweet, sixteen y.o Hua BaiYing, a young man who almost can't do anything, even always gets in trouble and hurt himself,While the Crown Prince is known to be so powerful, strongest more than the force of the River, the mountain, or even the sky, his hobby was to cut enemy's heads and slash and kill without mercy, but his life turns to soft and has to surrender to beautiful, gentle, delicate, HuaBaiYing,he's a big pervert, who likes to touch BaiYing here and there as he only belongs to him, only his! Who dares to touch him, you want to die?!

"Feng Tianyi! Your brother destroyed my Tang family! Is there anything good about your family?""En. Can't you see how our good looking genes are passed on to our children? As for the Feng family's debt, I will pay you." He said nonchalantly.Tang Moyu scoffed and crossed her arms over her chest."How will you pay for it?""How about I repay you with my body?""..."So shameless!The man sitting on his wheelchair burst into a round of laughter seeing her ugly expression."Miss Tang, it's no point pretending you haven't seen it since you practically climbed on my bed and took advantage of me."Five years ago, Tang Moyu was the empress of the business world and was at the peak of her career before she was reduced to nothing when her fiance fell in love with another woman. That was okay since there was no love between her and Feng Tianhua, but who would have thought that this Cinderella' was a wolf in sheep's clothing?Then there's Feng Tianyi, the infamous successor of the Feng family, a critically acclaimed author who constantly rocked the bestselling list with his books. Rumors say that he was hot-headed and temperamental. He was so ruthless, that neither men nor women wanted his company. The rumors even say that his face was so handsome and out of this world. He was practically a god amongst men. It was a pity that he was crippled.The two were never meant to meet again, but a pair of sweet little buns intervened."Uncle, we don't have money to pay you for damages." The elder Little Bun said."My manuscripts are invaluable," This handsome uncle replied with amusement."Uncle, if you don't mind, can we pay with our Mommy? She's also invaluable."And so the pair of sweet little buns and the handsome uncle entered an agreement but who would have thought that the woman in question was an ice-cold queen from hell who had a weird affinity with sweets?

What the hell? That menace who bullied me since I was six years old, actually became a pretty girl after three years of living apart? And she even ran to our agreed duel location to confess to me, hoping that I can become her boyfriend?!

The Hero's party was attacked by a large group of powerful devils. The party will no doubt be annihilated if this were to go on.