Comedy Novels - Page 79

 
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[sexual content and lemons warning]Warning: Sexual content, lemons, Comedy, MILFs, Genius Mc and his harem.Support the novel by adding to your library and with power stones!!*****Freshly turned eighteen, John Newman, a helpless nerd, suddenly gets video game abilities granted to him. A mysterious higher power, a secret Abyss of magic beneath the surface of the normal world, mages, martial artists, eroticism, tragedy and a harem of hot girls awaits.

 
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Isabella was supposed to be sipping champagne at a luxury spa, not waking up in the middle of a forest. Worse, a SYSTEM had attached itself to her like some clingy ex, spouting nonsense about survival, quests, andoh, hell nomanual labor."System, I was NOT built for the wilderness! My ideal roughing it' experience involves a five-star hotel with bad WiFi!"Now, instead of lounging in silk robes, she's being ordered to farm? To hunt?"A farming quest? You want mea city girlto grow food? System, I once killed a cactus by overwatering it. This is NOT my calling!"And don't even get her started on the hygiene situation."You want me to bathe in a cold river? Darling, I require warm water, scented oils, and an ambience! What do I look likesome barbarian?!"Unfortunately, the localsbig, muscular beastmendon't seem to understand the concept of self-care. The women? Neglecting their skin like it's a crime to be radiant. The men? Walking hygiene disasters."Ladies, if your man can smell you before he sees you, we have a problem.""You see this? This is lotion. It exists so you don't look like a dried-up leaf. Use it.""A beard should be majestic, not tragic. Let me fix it."And the beastmen? They don't just stare at her like she's an oddity. No, they hover. They smirk. They lean in too close, fangs flashing with amusement."Why do you keep looking at me like that?" she huffed, crossing her arms.The panther grinned, his tail flicking. "Because you're fascinating when you're annoyed."No, absolutely not. She was not here for this nonsense."If you have time to stare, you have time to moisturize."She didn't ask to be here. She didn't ask to be their savior. But if she has to suffer through this world, she's making everyone around her suffer lessthrough skincare, style, and some serious attitude."If I hear one more We don't season our food here,' I'm launching a war.""If you have time to gossip, you have time to do squats.""You want to impress a woman? Start with not smelling like the battlefield."Survival isn't just about fighting monsters; it's about looking good while doing it. So what if the System keeps throwing impossible quests her way?"What do you mean you can't skip quests'?! Since when?! Where is the skip button?! I demand a skip button!"But somewhere between dodging ridiculous quests and fixing these people's tragic grooming habits, Isabella found herself in situations. Uncomfortable, heart-racing situations.Like being trapped against a tree by the red python, his red eyes half-lidded as he murmured, "You talk too much, little star. Should I silence you?"Like waking up with the lion lord's fur-lined cloak draped over her shoulders, his deep voice gruff, "You shiver in your sleep. I'll fix that."Like the phoenix watching her every move, his burning gaze searing into her skin as he mused,"You cause chaos wherever you go, but I find that I don't mind."Oh, hell. No. She was not about to fall for four beastmen. She was too pretty for this much stress."If you insult me again, I'll make sure your soul needs a beauty upgrade.""I refuse to be disrespected by anyone who dresses like an unwashed tree branch."And yet, when a rival tribe came to challenge her, when danger lurked too close, those same beastmen stood beside hersmirking, taunting, fighting for her."A beastman growled at me today. I growled back. He ran. I am the alpha now."Isabella isn't just surviving. She's thriving. And this world better keep up.

 
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After dying in the world of One Piece, he was reincarnated once again this time as Neji Hyuga. But fate was no kinder here. With his father dead and the cursed Caged Bird Seal looming over him, for his survival he made a ruthless decision....

 
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Chi Xiaoman and Qiao Ning have been childhood friends for over ten years. Then, under the influence of alcohol, they end...

 
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You guys shine.So it's okay to vent a little, isn't it?

 
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When MC was reliving a picture of a goddess, he died. Only meet the goddess, but instead of torturing him to eternity, she gives him wishes. And make him reincarnated in the Overlord world.As the name suggested, this is multiverse Fan fiction, that means MC will travel through different world like Marvel, DC, High School DXD, My vampire Diaries (may be) , Demon Slayer, etc.first world: Overlord (Chapter: 160)second World: Highschool DXD (Chapter: 60215)Third World: Demon Slayer(Chapter: 216)Fourth World: New World (Overlord)There will be a harem, no NTR or stuff.Some of you might dislike the Yggdrisil arc as it is a bit of AU and MC talk a lot. But it is only in this arc on world travel that I will tone down his unnecessary internal monologue.I am not a professional writer, and I have no deep experience in writing, so please ignore my grammar mistakes and such. I also took some inspiration from other fan fiction.It would be a great help if you could donate your power stone to me.

 
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Ethan was living the dreama loving family, loyal friends, top grades at the academy. Nothing seemed out of place until he started growing up and found himself drawn to his own mother. That's when their forbidden affair began. But one event led to another, and soon Ethan began to uncover the truth: the sweet life he thought he knew was nothing but a carefully buried liecrafted by the very people he called his parents.If the Willows aren't his real family then who is he?What's his true connection to the Willowsthe family he once called his own?And what will Ethan do now that the truth is out?One thing's for surehe's not going to play nice.[Disclaimer: This novel does not contain actual incest involving blood relatives or any NTR content.]MC Info:Ruthless Pervert Intelligent Rizz King Future Mafia EmperorTags:Smut No NTR Netori Milf Yandere Mature R18 NSFW Sex Crime Mafia Gangsters Hentai Vibes Pregnancy Domination Play Psychological Games Corrupting the Pure Threesomes Bloody Messes Emotional Control

 
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In a world where billions of people simultaneously descended into a Realm of Slaughter.Countries like Lighthouse Nation, Dragon Nation, and Sakura Island clashed for supremacy!Qin Feng awakened an unparalleled talent from the very beginning!SSS-level talent Infinite Extraction!He wielded the power to extract all, even the gods and the demons![Extraction successful! You have gained Spatial Ability!] [Extraction successful! You have gained Time Ability!] [Extraction successful! You have gained 100 points of Strength Attribute!] [Extraction successful! You have gained 100 points of Agility Attribute!] [Extraction successful! You have gained A-level talent!] [Extraction successful! You have gained S-level talent!] [Extraction successful! You have gained SS-level talent!] From this point on, Qin Feng embarked on a limitless path of harvesting

 
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Ye Zhenzhen, the omnipotent queen of the film industry, transmigrated as the despised cannon-fodder villainess and wicked stepmother in a novel. Her husband was wealthy but had a superficial relationship with her, and her stepson was adorable but indifferent towards her.According to the book's original plot, this cannon-fodder villainess was about to face a tragic ending...Ye Zhenzhen thought, 'Since I've transmigrated into the book, why should I fear these 2D characters?'In the face of her cold and distant plastic husband's words, she retorted, "How can a grown man with a body temperature of thirty-seven degrees speak such icy and heartless words to his wife?"Then, she was faced with the irrational demands of her stepson's classmate's mother, "Ye Zhenzhen, you owe me an apology."She scoffed disdainfully, "Apologize to you? Will you kneel and listen to me if I do?"With her outstanding professional skills, she turned her life around by hosting a parent-child variety show, becoming an overnight sensation, and receiving countless acting offers!The stepson, who used to address her distantly and never as his mother, suddenly said, "My mom, Ye Zhenzhen, is the kindest and most beautiful woman in the world!"Haters: "So what if she's pretty? She married an old man for money!"One day, her plastic husband appeared at a charity gala and introduced himself, "Hello, everyone. I am Ye Zhenzhen's husband, the rumored old man."The audience below couldn't believe their eyes and ears! The handsome and wealthy CEO of Huan Ya Group was Ye Zhenzhen's husband?!Haters: "Being slapped back in the face like this hurt like hell!!"

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