Comedy Novels - Page 45

"Han Yi Jin? The dual-class loser villain bastard, Han Yi Jin?"Han Yi Jin had reincarnated as an insignificant villain in a male-oriented modern fantasy novel.Han Yi Jin, the small-fry villain who hung around the main character, Kang Yoo Hyun, and died at the beginning of the story."Aren't you acting a little strange today?""What's strange? F*ck off if you don't have any business with me."To avoid suspicion, he acts like Han Yi Jin from the original story. This rather attracts the attention of the gongs, and Yi Jin is looked upon with suspicion.[Synchronisation is complete.] Shake the Catnip (S): All stats of the designated opponent +20%In the meantime, he had acquired the "Catnip Skill" from nowhere.Because of this skill, which becomes more effective the higher the intensity of the skinship, Yi Jin begins to attract the obsession and interest of the other characters"I love it when you curse.""Hyung, would you like to go out on a date with me?""You wouldn't think of that if I cut off at least one of your legs.""Keep running away like that. I'm curious how far you can go."These crazy bastards are obsessed with me."Why are you all staring at me with those eyes? Get the f*ck out of here, you crazy bastards!"Will Yi Jin be able to escape safely from the clutches of the gongs?Will he be able to escape death?

After forming a blood pact with the Saint and Demon ladies, the good-for-nothing young boy obtained the Yin-Yang divine veins, learned the art of alchemy and martial arts, and dominated the world.The young Shen Xiang had a romantic encounter with a goddess and a witch, and obtained their supreme inheritance, acquired a divine vein that defied the heavens, learned peerless magical skills, and mastered superb alchemy techniques, which made him very successful on the road of martial arts... When he was hungry, he would refine some pills as snacks, when he was lonely, he would flirt with the high and mighty goddess, when he was bored, he would play with those martial arts masters who came to ask for pills, and when he was tired, he would let the delicate wives around him give him massages...

Meet the Mafia King, whose fearsome reputation in the Underworld spread far and wide! But he hides behind the identity of a billionaire CEO. Money? Power? Handsome? All check! Except that he had a teensy tiny problem - his ZERO EQ that failed him to understand emotions.Until the day Song Lihua walks in his life.Song Lihua's simple aim in life was to get a job and earn money. But a chance encounter with the Mafia King makes her fall in love with him at first sight.She declares to win his heart one day. But to her shock, the Mafia King himself becomes her next door neighbor! Together with her, the emotions in deep slumber within him began to awaken.Hiding a dark secret from her, the Mafia King slowly grows closer to her. But as he faces a threat that could bring the truth to light, he does something unimaginable to stop Lihua from leaving.Amidst the hidden conspiracies of the Underworld, what will the Mafia King do to keep her by his side? How far will he go to hide his secret?"You are my first love that brought this empty shell of my heart back to life. You have a place in my heart no one else could ever have." - The Mafia King.

Urano, a bookworm who had finally found a job as a librarian at a university, was sadly killed shortly after graduating from college. She was reborn as the daughter of a soldier in a world where the literacy rate is low and books were scarce. No matter how much she wanted to read, there were no books around. What is a bookworm to do without any books? Make them, of course. Her goal is to become a librarian! So that she may once again live surrounded by books, she must start by making them herself.

After five years, Ning Xi has returned and is out to take revenge on the sister who turned her parents against her and the childhood sweetheart who betrayed her for her sister. She aims to fulfill her childhood dream and become a famous actress. However, her sister is still out to get her, and she has to avoid all her underhanded schemes.One day, after falling into one of her sisters' schemes, she meets an adorable kid and saves him. This is how Ning Xi found herself staying at the autistic little kid's house to help him come out of his shell. Slowly, his father, Lu Tingxiao, starts falling for her too. - Description from novelupdates

The protagonist is a guy who is among the stupidest of the stupidest in the school. In this school, your grades can, under the supervision of teachers, take a virtual form to do combat! However, if you leave an examination half way, you get zero marks. A bright and cute girl, Mizuki Himeji, was having a high fever during the examination. Despite her potential to be the second highest scorer in the level, she obtained zero marks for having left due to her illness and is thus allocated to the worst class, class F. Grades mean almost everything. For Class A, they have a smart-looking teacher, a plasma TV as big as the entire wall as their blackboard, personal laptops, personal air-cons, refrigerators, adjustable seats and all kinds of different appliances. Within the refrigerator, there are all kinds of drinks and snacks. Their ceiling is made of glass, the wall lets them put up high-class drawings and plants. As for Class F, the worst class They have Japanese desks and seat paddings. Their blackboard is dirty and there is no chalk even! Someone complains that the legs of his desk are broken, so the teacher asks, "Didn't we distribute some glue to stick wood together? Glue it back yourself later." Another one complains that wind is blowing in from the broken window. The teacher says, "I got it. I will apply for plastic bags and invisible glue to fix it later." There are spider webs everywhere, not a patch of the wall is clean. A unique moldy smell spreads across the entire room; it must be from the old tatamis used to tile the floor. This is the status of class F. The protagonist feels displeased at such an arrangement, and seeks help from his friends to try to make a change through summoning war!! And they devise all kinds of plans to try to beat the famous class A, intending to get class A's classroom and equipment if they win!!

When I came to, I woke up as fully loaded with death flags Villainess. I finally got reborn with a healthy body, so I will live in happiness! First, I'm thinking of improving my relationship with the family to systematically crush the death flags. Called the Saint of Meat, Shrine Maiden, Savior, and even Goddess, her titles keep pointlessly increasing!

How will the person who, in her previous world was known as the Goddess of Ice, deal with the world of Naruto? This story will loosely follow cannon and will focus on how a powerful, wise, and slightly insane person will affect the story and its characters. Slightly AU

Ryan Quicksave Romano is an eccentric adventurer with a strange power: he can create a save-point in time and redo his life whenever he dies. Arriving in New Rome, the glitzy capital of sin of a rebuilding Europe, he finds the city torn between mega-corporations, sponsored heroes, superpowered criminals, and true monsters. It's a time of chaos, where potions can grant the power to rule the world and dangers lurk everywhere.

The biggest mistake of Alicia's life, was trying to commit suicide.She found herself in the body of a 19 years old princess in exile, in the middle ages.What's more? She was forced to marry Prince Harold; the infamous white-haired hot tempered Prince who wouldn't mind killing someone for the most irrelevant reason.Now, her wedding is only a few hours from now and the 'princess', which happens to be Alicia, is supposed to display some 'princessly' skills to the guest.Quick question: Is twerking allowed in the middle ages?She knew one thing for sure, the wedding was going to be a disaster and the hot tempered prince was going to kill her before she found her way back home.God Help Her!ThatAmazingGirl in collaboration with Miss_Behaviour (The writers of In Love With A Klepto) is bringing you another book."THE CURSED PRINCE'S STRANGE BRIDE"What would you do if you suddenly found yourself in the body of a princess in the ancient time?What's more, he isn't only a werewolf, he is also cursed by the moon goddess.EXCERPT:What should she do? She was confused and had no idea what was going on. Weddings in the middle ages was weird! What the hell is 'Virtues recitation'?Should she pretend to faint? That was the only thought that made sense. So that was what she did.She slowly collapsed on the ground and heard how everyone began to gasp and exclaim.Alicia wanted them to take her out of there and then she would find a way to escape. But maybe she was unlucky after all, because when she peeped under her lashes, wondering why no one was coming to carry her out, she saw a golden robe, before the person crouched down in front of her.She shut her eyes tightly and stilled her breath. She was an actress, after all. She could pull this off flawlessly."That was a bad act, my lady." The deep voice spoke, causing goosebumps to rise on her skin.Scary."I will only give you three seconds to get up."His voice wasn't really threatening, but somehow he commanded fear, especially with the slow and careful way he spoke. She had heard he was bad-tempered. What would he do after the three seconds passed? Would he kill her? Then would she die here? How did he even know she was pretending? Were people in the middle ages usually smart?She opened one eye to peek at him and saw him staring right at her with a smirk.THERE WAS NO WAY THE WEDDING WASN'T HAPPENING. SHE WAS SO DEAD!

He stood beside her bed and stared at her face in wonder if it's real. A smile appeared on his lips seeing her fluttering eyelashes as she was waking up. However, her reaction was different than what he had expected." Pak"He stared at her in shock as he covering his face with his palm. Did she just slap him?Zhao Ming's mouth was open in pure terror when she realized what she just did. She slapped the Emperor. The cruel-infamous Emperor of Ji Dynasty? Am I going to die again? I just came to this world, do I have to die again?'.She was the Empress of the Ji Dynasty, but in name only. Never been treated or respected as the Empress, and witnessing the worst of the palace, the life gave her another chance to shine as who she is.One day when she opened her eyes, she found her in unfamiliar surroundings. The world was full of people using strange items and in a world that was a world apart from hers.Will the Empress of Ji Dynasty be able to survive in this competitive world?**She was the wife of the richest businessman in the country with the reputation of nothing but trash. She was labeled as a rebellious brat, shameless lazy woman. When she opened her eyes one day, she found herself in some strange world.Holy Sh *t!She became the Empress of the Ji Dynasty. Can the rebellious, shameless lazy woman adjust to the cruel, strict palace world? Will she change or change the world instead?Can the Emperor get used to her being proactive in every single thing? Even in bed? The Emperor dotes on his wife to the point that she feels tired, how can a man be this cute? It's illegal for men to be this cute.She pushed him on the bed and sat on his body while looking at him with her tempting eyes." Zhao Ming, what..what are you doing?"" Shh...Your Majesty, you just need to relax. I will do all the work." She leaned in and sealed his lips with his moist lips making him crazy for her even more.

As a true over-bearing president scum gong, when Xie He for the Nth time rejected his admirer, he heard a sentence in his head: "Congratulations on achieving the "rejects 100 hosts" accomplishment; as an award you will soon bind to the "Scum Gong and Cheap Shou" system, entering other worlds to complete capture missions.

"You are mine, and I am yours" The world cannot be saved by the victory of a single man. This book begins at the point where the climax should occur; the battle between a Demon Queen who is a little strange and a Hero who is a little curious. However, not only do these two give up the battle, instead, they join hands to directly challenge the complicated social structure which dictates that humans and demons must forever be in conflict. This is too reckless right? How can this be done? Undoubtedly, you are thinking that. Come, please turn the page. You are about to read a story that has never been told before; the story of the Hero and the Demon Queen.

After graduating from college and unsure of where to go, Zhou Wang accidentally activated the "Game of Life" system while playing a video game, turning his life into easy mode from then on.We can't return to the past, but we can always change the way we live.Growing through indulgence, advancing with a carefree spirit....Zhou Wang: "This time, I'll only be the winner."

Zombies...... The world fall into their hands, and the humanity was almost got eradicated.But there are some survivors, that's what Jude thought but is that the truth?He and some other people used a cruise ship and escaped from the mainland, but due to some twist of fate his wife betrayed him.Now he is stranded in an abandoned island, he thought he was alone in that place, he thought he finally became free. But is that the reality?There are some others were in that place too but he didn't know about them at that time.He didn't know that meeting those people will change the course of his entire life.[ warning........]** The story contains many more erotic scenes, so only recommended to those who are above 18+**Harem - yesYuri - No

Lu Yao stumbled upon a pixel art game where players take on the role of a God in it, but it didn't take him long to realize that this game connects players to the many worlds of different dimensions.The [Sacrifice] function in the game will actually allow offered sacrifices to enter his reality, while the [Blessing] function makes it possible for him to offer real life objects into the game.As a Novice God, besides from creating all kinds of natural disasters, he really couldn't do much in the game.That was until he decided to ignore the cost and reincarnate a beautiful apostle, from then on, the whole gameplay started to change

Seo-Joon, who had been working to save money in order to pay off his dead parents' debt and attend a hunter academy, ended up needing to spend all his savings on a surgery due to an unfortunate accident.In his moment of despair, a weird advertisement played.[You can also become an awakener!]He decided to register since he had nothing else to lose.[Mr. Kim Seo-Joon, welcome to Transcension Academy.]This hunter academy is on a completely different dimension' than the rest!In the age of private hunter education, you can also become a transcender.'

Reborn as a sister of a villain with no blood or tears in a war-fiction novel. Anyway, that guy, who plays my brother' role, is a villain who will be sealed by the Main Lead after losing the war. So I just need to pretend to be his little sister until he disappears. No, at least that's how I think Something in your right hand, is that the main lead's head?' My brother won the war. *** "What's with the suitcase?" "Yes?" At the tip of Dietrich's long finger, there was a package that I had wrapped up as soon as he left for the battlefield. "I asked what it is." "It's, It's a travel bag, brother." "Travel? Alone?" Dietrich's dark eyes glistened. The man who had just returned from victory had a strange smell of blood from mu*der. "Will you leave me?"

There's SIS in great Britain, CIA in the US. In Huaxia, there's Dragon Division, known as the mysterious power of the East.

Royal Roader,' the game that I ruled as an overlord was ending its service. Shit! It was my life's only pleasure. The last day! I used all of my strength and in-game connections to defeat the final boss monster, Demon Heros. As a reward, I earned a Marble of Wishes.[Please state your wish.]My wish? [Royal Roader's renewal as reality.]I was just joking. I really only wrote it as a joke

He Bai won the lottery, became rich, and reached the pinnacle of life. Then, he inadvertently took a picture of the Film Emperor Di Qiuhe being killed. And after reporting this case to the police, he was reborn in a midst of confusion.He Bai: I don't have any horrible relatives to abuse. Why was I reborn?Di Qiuhe: But I do.He Bai: I also haven't been betrayed or harmed by anyone. Why was I reborn?Di Qiuhe: But I have.He Bai: I just want to have some money to live freely and eat well. I already achieved that goal, so why was I reborn?Di Qiuhe: I have money, but don't live freely or well.He Bai angrily flips the table: So what's the use of my rebirth! Just to make me suffer again?!Di Qiuhe (Holding and Touching He Bai): Be my lover, you're only responsible for eating "lollipops," you won't eat any bitterness.He Bai: Leave!

Power? Wealth? Glory? Who freaking cares!Jack just wants to live in peace, but he's the greatest trouble magnet EVER![Ding! Congratulations! You've Awakened!][Unlocked SSS+ Curse of Obliteration!][Good Luck Surviving!]Just as all hope seems lost, he gets reincarnated in the Game-like Magical world of Eternia! Is this finally a chance at an uneventful life?Jack will do whatever it takes to accomplish his goal, including World Domination. Can't have anyone disturbing you if they're all under your rule!But this might prove troublesome For instance, how are there so many Demonic Gods trying to make him their Slave?! Can't they just leave him alone?!Every Goddamn Day.[Class Unlocked: Ruin Knight!][Class Unlocked: Blood Mage!][Class Unlocked: Grim Reaper!][Class Unlocked: Vampire Progenitor!][Class Unlocked: Apocalypse Overlord!][Class Unlocked: Ethereal Incubus Prince!]"Sigh.."

After a lucky night at the casino turns deadly, Ezra Matten finds himself bleeding to death in a dark alley.His fate takes a dramatic turn when two female vampires approach him with an offer he can't refuse.Become a vampire and bond with them, or die.Choosing survival, Ezra embraces his new vampiric existence, only to discover the rarity and potency of male vampires in their secretive society.His transformation is further amplified when he acquires a powerful relic from the vampire progenitor, giving him unparalleled strength and abilities.Now, Ezra is thrust into the middle of a shadowy war. Armed with the relic's immense power, he begins his journey to supremacy, carving out a new path and establishing his dominance.The vampire society trembles before the might of the Nightmare as he fends off those who seek to control him and all the ladies that want a piece of him."Female vampires are fighting over me?!""Bow before my strength, Lord Alucard, for I am your god."Ezra's ascent challenges the very foundations of the vampire world."Why be a king when you can be a god?"***********-Features a form of Vampire dual cultivation.-No NTR or Yuri

[Are you crippled?][Did your fianc break the engagement?][Did you lose your family to a demon attack? Are you the last surviving member of your clan, seeking revenge?][Does your family look at you with pity because you're the only one without any innate spiritual roots?][Are you tired of being told that you're a 'waste of resources'?][Are you stuck with no way to progress? Are you tired of being weak and helpless?][Well, have no fear! This Supreme Master is here to help you!]

Lin Xiao was an orphan who strived to get stronger while living with his sickly younger brother in an unnamed small village.

Pure Romance + Marriage before Love + Mind Reading + Feel-Good Story + Entertainment IndustryShen Tang, a struggling actress, finds herself transported into the pages of a book as the contracted wife of the domineering CEO, Gu Huai'an.She doesn't have to fulfill any wifely duties or do much of anything. All she needs to do is occasionally attend family gatherings and create the illusion of a loving couple. In return, she receives a monthly payment of 5 million yuan and stands to gain 200 million yuan when they divorce.Shen Tang can barely contain her laughter. Could there be such a good deal?In the book, Shen Tang falls in love with Gu Huai'an and foolishly hopes to turn their contractual marriage into a real one, but in the end, she gains nothing.Thinking about this outcome, Shen Tang shakes her head and sighs. What a naive girl, unable to see things clearly.Wouldn't it be great to live a stable life and walk away with 300 million yuan after two years of marriage?Shen Tang decides to fully embrace a carefree life.Gu Huai'an gets a second chance at life.He remembers how Shen Tang messed things up in their previous life.However, he waits and waits, but Shen Tang remains silent.He asks the butler, "What has my wife been up to lately?"The butler awkwardly smiles and says, "Madam spends her days shopping and admiring handsome men."Gu Huai'an: By a stroke of luck, Gu Huai'an discovers he can hear Shen Tang's thoughts.But wait, wasn't she supposed to be head over heels in love with him? Why has she becomeInitially, Gu Huai'an only wanted to endure the two-year contract period and divorce this woman.However, later on, he kneels down and humbly pleads, "Tang Tang, can we not get divorced?"

Behind the calm smile lies a heart riddled with scars.Beneath the weight of fate burns an unyielding gaze.A body trapped in the abyss of despairif it reaches out, can it grasp the light called hope?A soul locked upon the rack of destinyif it prays sincerely, can it embrace the future called redemption?

A slime randomly falls into existence. Sapient and born with the ability to recreate parts of the things it preys upon, the highly confused drop of primordial soup decides that the only real thing it can do is become the being at the top of the food chain. A task of longevity in the leaves of the Omniverse.

Follow Tristan Hale on his journey to become the G.O.A.T. in football. After a life-changing car accident, Tristan is transported back to his youth, where he seizes a second chance at greatness.

In a world of shallow-minded, materialistic mortals, what would one from humble beginnings whose face had been stomped on, spat on, oppressed for the longest while by the arrogant, pampered upper echelons of society do, when a mysterious application pops up on a brand new phone that was meant to be the birthday gift of an ungrateful girlfriend? What if the application takes the form of a chatroom where its occupants, bearing the names of mythical, fictional beings, start giving out Red Packets', all the while spouting nonsense?