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In the Comprehensive Martial Arts Continent, five great empires vie for supremacy!In the jianghu, Land Immortals reign supreme, their power overshadowing all living beings.However, when Bai Chen descends upon this world, everything changes, and the entire narrative takes an unprecedented turn!Feilu reminds readers: This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real individuals or events is purely coincidental. Please do not attempt to imitate.

After dying in the modern world, I was reincarnated in a gender-reversed world."Ah, a demon! It's a demon!!""Immediately! Execute-him!"with a very troublesome trait called Demon's Blood.Since everyone in the world wanted to kill me, I fled to the forest.[Why is there a man here???][This is terrible wowowow][Hnng Oppa~aah]But strange people keep coming to my forest.

Beasts of all kindsspiritual beasts, demonic beasts, rare beasts, celestial beasts, ancient relics, dragons of fortune, sword spirits, corpse puppets, gu insects, mechanical marvels, and elemental spiritsevery form and technique can be mastered.The story begins in a third-rate cultivation sect, the Beast Taming SectStruggle through the weak paths; ascend with the mastery of beasts!

Naoki, unexpectedly finds himself transmigrated into the vibrant Pokmon world. Inheriting a charming, yet modest ranch, he dreams of a tranquil life surrounded by adorable and fluffy Pokmon. Despite the challenges, Naoki's heart is set on crafting a life filled with simple joys and magical meals that bring him and his Pokmon closer together.Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to the cover image. If you are the rightful owner and would like it removed, I will take it down promptly.

Bad news: Xu Yanmiao traveled back to ancient times, but he himself is lazy and uninterested in anything but internet cybersecurity, which is useless in ancient times.Good news: He's bound to a system.Bad news: The system is called the Gossip System, not the fortune-telling kind, but the kind that contains other people's private information and scandals. Utterly useless.More bad news: This system is also glitchy, and the extent of the bugs is unknown.Even more bad news: This body is that of a minor official who can attend court meetings, while Xu, the time traveler doesn't understand the classics, can't write with a brush, and is at risk of being exposed for cheating in the imperial exams.Xu Yanmiao: ""Forget it, just lie low, wait to die, maybe dying quickly could lead to another time travel.In the court, the emperor was furious about state affairs, and the courtiers trembled in fear.Xu Yanmiao pretended to listen attentively but was actually focused on browsing the Gossip System.[Wow, the emperor just took in a 16-year-old noblewoman yesterday! A beautiful addition! He's getting stronger with age! And he was tossing and turning in bed all night but still has such a powerful voice now! Amazing!] [This noblewoman used to be the crown prince's concubine! And the crown prince even knows how to write passionate love letters!] [Wow wow wow! The crown prince sneaked into the grandpa's harem hissgot intimate while the old emperor was attending court! Do it quickly! Why isn't there any video] [Huh? Why is there no sound?]Xu Yanmiao cautiously raised his head and glanced around.[What happened? Why is everyone kneeling? Where's the emperor?]The emperor went to catch adultery in the harem.The "imperial exam cheating" bomb finally exploded.Xu Yanmiao couldn't explain why his handwriting on the exam paper didn't match his usual handwriting, nor could he answer why he didn't understand the classics.The evidence prepared by the ousted crown prince of the emperor hit the nail on the head, and his personal bodyguard was ready to drag Xu Yanmiao away to the prison, awaiting execution in the autumn.Xu Yanmiao held onto the gossip that proved his innocence but was in a quandary:How do I explain the source of my information[Say that I secretly met with the Chief Examiner, the Minister of Rites, three nights before the exam? Impossible, that night, the Minister of Rites was dressed as a woman, spent the night at the General's Mansion, with the general]The general's body shook, and he interjected: "Your Majesty!!!!""Although the evidence of exam cheating is solid, I believe there's still something fishy about this. It should be re-investigated! Especially Xu Xu Xu Yanmiao's attire is neat and tidy! Someone who cares so much about their appearance, how could they tarnish their reputation!"The crown prince, who couldn't hear his thoughts: ??[Also, what's with saying that the examiner faking yawning and tiredness was intentionally leaving me a gap for cheating? He spent the night before the exam in the pigsty without sleeping, how could he not be tired the next day? But, surprisingly, the Imperial Academy lecturer actually believed in pig's milk]The Imperial Academy lecturer's face went pale, and he burst out: "Your Majesty!!!!""I I agree with the General's words! How could Xu Lang cheat in the exam! He he he deliberately drank a glass of pure water before the exam, believing that only good-hearted people can use pure things, such a kind-hearted person, how could he cheat in the exam!"Thinking he had everything under control, the crown prince: ??Xu Yanmiao was deeply moved.[They're all good people, even if their brains don't work well, they're trying their best to find reasons and excuses for me.] [But I really have no way to turn the tables, alas, it's a pity that I haven't finished watching the TV series I've been following. The old emperor angered the empress last night and got kicked out of the bedchamber, and now I'm going to die before seeing the ending. He seems to be planning to paint his face with ink and pretend to be a cat to cheer up the empress]"Bang"The old emperor slammed the table, forcibly interrupting the continuous stream of thoughts: "I believe Xu Yanmiao did not cheat in the exam! Release him, innocent!"The civil and military officials couldn't wait to echo, fearing that if they were too slow, Xu Yanmiao might spill more gossip."Yes yes yes! Release him innocent!""Long live Your Majesty!""Your Majesty, please end the court session! Let Xu Lang go home and rest! You've tired him out by making him stand for so long!"The crown prince: ??Did Xu Yanmiao drug them with hallucinogens or something?

I, the mighty Telepath Starlord, got banished into the mortal world. The days in the mortal world are much better than those in heaven! Everything is here money, authority and most importantly stunning beauties! I am from a rich family. Yes, I am indeed wealthy now. The kind of wealth where you would not want to displease me. Domineering CEOs, military big shots, business geniuses, you name it I know them all! I know everything you are thinking about. You can't defeat me anyway, how are you going to go against me? A century in the mortal world is only equivalent to a hundred days in heaven.

This novel is also known as Lady CharmIn her past life, Jun MuYan had a hard life and died miserably. Her unborn child was ripped from her to be refined as an elixir, and even her own flesh was used as someone else's stepping stone.In this arduous life, she has an outwardly cold, adorable Bao (treasure/baby) beside her. "Xiao Bao, that woman who wants to form a contract with the sacred beast is Mommy's enemy."Thus, the top sacred beast becomes Xiao Bao's pet. "Xiao Bao, this God Musician's inheritance is too powerful!"Tiny hands move, and the place of inheritance opens. Jun MuYan becomes the only successor of the God Musician."Xiao Bao, this man is always pestering Mommy and doesn't let go!"Xiao Bao immediately strikes to drive said man away hey, you can't be driven away!?You're my father? What father? Can you even eat that? - Description from Novelupdates

Upon awakening in a parallel world, Lin Yi discovered that not only were Xiao Zhuang and Xiao Ying present, but also veterans like Old Pao, Tou Lao Gao, QiangziHe had unlocked an Entry Upgrade System.Shooting Novice (White) Hundred Paces Piercing Yang (Gold)Superior Memory (Blue) Photographic Recall (Gold)Master of Struggles (Blue) Supreme Titan of Competition (Gold)Martial Arts Grandmaster (Purple) Mortal Warlord (Red)As time passed, Lin Yi steadily advanced towards the peak, growing ever stronger.Yet, as he ascended, unexpected figures began to emerge before himHe Chenguang, Xu Sanduo, Lei Zhan, Yan Poyue, An Ran, Long Xiaoyun, Shen GeOnly then did Lin Yi realise that this was not merely the world of Special One, but a vast amalgamation of multiple special forces universes.

Rael screwed up badly. One reckless gamble later, and his guild's entire emergency fund was gone. With debt collectors ready to harvest his organs, his only hope was a single, desperate gacha pull.Ding![Congratulations! Player: Quarterpounder69 has obtained the (Divine) Grade item, Eye of the Beast!][Divine Grade item obtained! All Stats +250][First Divine Grade item obtained! All Stats +100][New title unlocked! [Heavenly Attraction] (Divine)]With no other choice, he consumed the itemonly to be thrown into a situation no player had ever faced before.[To ensure fairness, please select a random number. This will determine which boss monster variation you become.]'Uh, I don't fucking know? 69... hmm, maybe not...'[Confirmed.]'Wait'[Congratulations! You've chosen the Special-Type Boss Monster Variation: The Pay-to-Win Boss.][Congratulations! You've become a Boss Monster!]Armed with broken perks like [Premium Leveling], [Premium Evolution], and [Premium Shop], Rael was thrust into the world of the VRMMORPG game he had been playing.The issue was, he went back in time, specifically, 150 days before the launch of version 1.0.

"Do you think you can run away from me? Or is this your way of tempting me, huh?"...For his entire life, innocent yet brave-hearted Kylian had always yearned to shift into a strong Alpha, considering the tough resilient trait he was born with. But with that bold determination, when he entered the Elite Alpha Academy, his entire world came to a crashing halt when he encountered the infamous 'Silver Devil', Alpha Zenith.Their miraculous meeting drastically turned over his entire life on his 19th birthday when instead of turning into an Alpha, Kylian transitioned into an Omega, a dominant one of course!What happens when two polar opposite young hearts confront each other head-on and reveal the dark scars hidden deep inside them? What happens when Kylian is trapped inside the Alpha Academy, where the omegas are strictly prohibited? How will Kylian escape from becoming Zenith's deadly possession, while he also catches other Alphas' attention?Will their forbidden love break every odds or will destiny win in the end?..........................**My latest entry for CUPID QUILL (Aug 2024). This is not a typical Omegaverse story, so your gifts, power stones, and support will be my greatest aid. Please continue reading ^^

Mochizuki Touya, a 15-year-old boy, who got zapped by a flash of lightning due to a freak accident caused by God, wakes up and finds himself face-to-face with God.

In a world where power is stolen from the blood of dead gods, the strong feast, and the weak are forgotten. Dante "the Fox" Hollow knows this all too wellhe's a low-tier Harvester, scraping by on leftover drops of divinity while the real monsters take everything. Quick with a blade, quicker with his mouth, and always one step ahead of trouble, Dante dreams of a day when he won't have to run anymore.That day comes when he stumbles upon the abandoned resting place of a godnot just any god, but the Trickster himself. A legend, a liar, a master of chaos. And Dante? He's just stupid enough to take a sip.Now, the hunger is setting in. The whispers in his head are getting louder. The gods are watching, and some aren't happy. Dante's power is growingtoo fast, too dangerousbut the higher he climbs, the closer he gets to losing himself.Because there's one rule every Harvester knows: the more you steal from the gods, the less of you remains.And Dante? He plans to steal everything.

I am reborn as a minor character and the mother of the main character, the deposed ruler Leriana Ashford.My husband's younger brother will stage a rebellion against him, and only my young children will manage to escape. And the unfortunate Queen Leriane faces a bleak end. According to the plot, my heroine will sacrifice her life during the rebellion to save her children.Except she won't! Dying at twenty-seven is too soon for me and I'm going to change the tragic plot of this novella.I was lucky enough to be reborn ten years before the events of the novel began. At a time when the future King Philip and his brother Razor had just fallen in love with me at the Royal Academy, and their fight for me led to a feud. To survive - I decided not to become queen and live a quiet life with my father the Duke. And in order to rid myself of these two, I had to go to extreme measures.I decided to start dating the daughter of the cursed Duke, who is feared and hated by the entire academy.

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?" "A. Pull it out" "B. Suck it out" "C.**********" Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C... --------- "Yikes, what's pressing against me?" Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!" With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand ------ "Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?" Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked. "A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?" No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied. "Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!" After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged

Who made the rule that a woman can't be the first to confess her feelings to a man?If there was one, then it didn't matter to this young woman.In order to escape from her stepmother and stepsister, Zhang Liling sought help from Mr. Fang, a Business Mogul, specially invited to take her department on Business Management, and she was rejected because of her absurd request.But through his Personal assistant, she managed to cunningly secure a home-work contract and moved into his villa.A few weeks of living together as a Boss and Employee was enough time for Mr. Fang to see all the crazy sides of Zhang Liling and also for her to discover his health secret, hyperosmia. But the irony of her scent not affecting him baffled her.Mr. Fang not being used to Zhang Liling's unrestrained behavior and coupled with the rumors about them threatened to throw her out of his villa. But when she finally left, he began to long for her return.At last, Zhang Liling returned. To others, she was a different person, but to Mr. Fang, she was the same feisty woman he has always known.Together as a couple, Zhang Liling and Mr. Fang unmasked her stepmother's deep dirty secret that will threaten the Zhang Family's reputation.******************EXCERPT"Mr. Fang, do you accept stray cats?" Zhang Liling asked a little breathlessly as a layer of sweat formed on her forehead. She had just run over in other to catch up with him.Mr. Fang paused briefly in his steps and turned to give her a good glance after adjusting his reading glasses. "You look like one," he said in a deep voice before continuing in his steps.How could Zhang Liling let him leave like that when it was a matter of urgency? She quickly chased after him and yelled, "Mr. Fang, you really have to take this stray cat in.""I don't accept stray cats, I only accept humans,"Mr. Fang replied as a slight smile turned up on his face.

[Warning : Mature content : Lemons]Leon is reborn as a healer in the crumbling village of Eldwood, he wields a power as potent as it is provocative: the ability to cure curses, heal wounds, and even ignite temporary magical prowess by borrowing magic from his haremall fueled by lustful, erotic encounters.Leon is not only a healer but using his magic he can also gain temporary magical powers, where he can make his own spells by combining the powers of different women.He has to fight against the demon lords and save the world using his powers and his harem of selective women and his very versatile magical powers, which are lust driven and erotic and powerful.

worlds and transform into the ultimate badass! I'm aiming for 1,000 chapters by the end of next year!! Join me on this journey!Meet Alex, a 28-year-old loser and internet troll who spent his life glued to his PC, binging anime, games, and movies. His story comes to an abrupt end or so he thinks. Instead of a peaceful afterlife, Alex wakes up in the Fantasy Realm, a chaotic universe where different fictional worlds collide, and survival is anything but guaranteed.This fanfiction is inspired by Terror Infinity, Reincarnation Paradise, and The Ultimate Evolution.Explore Iconic Worlds: Dive into your favorite fictional universes like One Piece, Hunter x Hunter, Naruto, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Mass Effect, and more!A Unique Cast of Characters: Follow a small but very diverse cast with unique abilities that set them apart from others. Expect a small, growing harem where every member is meaningful! No "trophy" waifus here. Each character remains integral to the story.A Relatable MC: Meet a realistic, flawed, and fast-growing main character who faces relentless trials to survive. Will he sacrifice his morals for survival? The Thrill of Progression: Experience the thrill of getting stronger, mastering new skills, and surviving deadly missions and battles. Watch how the main character collects rare and powerful items, each with unique strengths, weaknesses, and requirements.For those interested in the specific worlds. Warning Spoiler:First arc: One PieceSecond arc: Final Fantasy 9Third arc: The PurgeFourth arc: HxHCurrent arc: Harry PotterConfirmed arcs: One Piece (revisited), Naruto, Harry Potter (revisited), HxH (revisited), Star Wars, Mass effect, LotR, PotC, Stargate

A world where people awakened abilities called Skills to those who come of age. The protagonist, Awakened with three godly cheat skills, does he uses them and rise to an existence called a hero or becomes a person who only cares about his own life.

I became a professor in a game by accident. To make matters worse, I even messed up the difficulty settings. Now, I'm stuck playing on Hell Mode. A world on the brink of war with the Demon King. An Assassin Department where mu*der is legal as long as you aren't caught. I thought I'd have to claw my way through just to survive in this wretched place, and that was the case at first. But nowadays "No matter how hard I try, I can't be like you, Professor How do you do it?" "Please become our god." "What do you know? What is it you know? Why do you make me want to live?" One by one, everyone at the academy began to obsess over me.

The blacksmith Anvil created weapons alone in a ruined world.He came across a community, a hero universe, where there are heroes of every dimension.All the heroes wanted his weapons,All the monsters hated him,All the world blessed his existencehowever nobody prevented his death.Decades later, a dimensional invasion started on earth.Kang Shin-hyuk, a boy who can't use mana inherited Anvil's VIP ID and memories.

Ye Zhi not only inherited the shabby house, but also the marriage agreement with a man. The man who met his true love disliked his fiancee in all ways and asked for divorce.In order to express their guilt, the man's family decided to make up for Ye Zhi. But she didn't want a dime (single cent), so she left.Next second, Ye Zhi was picked up by Rolls Royce.Gu Ren, the son of the richest man, had a tough life and couldn't live past 30 years. Only Ye Zhi, born on the cloudy day of the lunar year, could make him survive.Ye Zhi and Gu Ren got married. Gu Ren gave her a bank card. All she has to do isSpend money for him! Squander his fortune!Ye Zhi bought a Lamborghini for Gu Ren, but he had an accident as soon as he drove the car.As soon as she bought some Hermes platinum bags for herself, Gu Ren signed a more than one billion worth of deal.It turned out that the money could only be spent on herself. More she loses, the more prosperous Gu Ren became.Since then, her life had changed completely. Her villa grandest in the Forbidden City .The man thought that Ye Zhi, who had been divorced, must have suffered a lot. Until one day, he saw his former fiancee walking in the street, followed by a Rolls Royce.Wait! Who is the man next to her?This man is a super rich man hundreds of times richer than his family! - Description from Novelupdates

In a world far more dangerous than the one he once read about, Nero Ravenclaw is reborn as the heir to Rowena Ravenclaw's legendary bloodline. Armed with knowledge of the books and a mind sharpened by experience, he quickly realizes that this isn't the same Harry Potter universe.It's darker, deeper, and filled with wizards far more powerful than he ever imagined.Determined to carve his own path, Nero seeks to reach the apex of the magical world. As he unearths the secrets of the founders, navigates political intrigue, and clashes with forces both known and unknown, he must forge his strength to survive.With new ranks of wizards, powerful bloodline abilities, ancient magic, and a reimagined magical system, this is the untold story of a Ravenclaw who refuses to be bound by destiny.The wizarding world is far greater than anyone imagined.And Nero intends to claim his place within it.Disclaimer : I don't own Harry Potter or its characters (except the original characters I create).

Three years after graduating, Chu Mo, who could barely maintain his basic livelihood, activated The Tycoon System, and a bank card with an unlimited credit limit that could be safely used appeared before him. Start a company? Make investments? Buy stocks? In the face of the bank card with unlimited credit, these options seemed to lose their significance. Having already obtained inexhaustible and unlimited money, he might as well live comfortably as an infinitely wealthy tycoon.

Alex was just another ordinary gameruntil the day he died. Struck down by a terminal illness, he found solace in his favorite game, a vast fantasy RPG filled with powerful warriors, intricate politics, and world-shaking events. But before he could see the game's ending, fate had other plans.When he opens his eyes again, he's no longer Alex from Earth. Instead, he's Alex Dragonheart, a nameless extra in the very game he once played. Not a protagonist. Not even a villain. Just an unknown side character who was fated to die early, forgotten by history.Armed with only half of the game's knowledge, an unawakened bloodline, and a mysterious sealed skill, Alex is thrown into a brutal world where strength is everything. His beloved younger sister is sick and needs treatment, but his past self had been powerless to save her. Not anymore.Determined to rewrite his fate, Alex will rise through the ranks, manipulate events from the shadows, and seize power that was never meant for him. If fate refuses to acknowledge him, then he'll carve his own legendone that even the gods will fear.After all, in a world where only the strong survive, even an extra can become a nightmare.( Okay guys just because there is a system tag does not mean he will get everything handed to him he will have to work hard to attain power because I will make it so )

Most people don't choose reincarnation.Reincarnation finds their way to them.Perhaps they did something great in their life.Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going.But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great.A new life where everything changes for the better.But...Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing.Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick.Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick.Pulled out of his life randomly.Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?!And a janitor body double no less?!Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!?Truly, how unlucky can one get? Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .

R18 ( No One 17 and Under Admitted )On one night, a boy named Ezra is abandoned on road by his father. Aeri, a kind-hearted college student, takes him in and raises him as her own. As years pass, Ezra grows more manly with time and is now deeply in love with the woman he calls "Mom."To support Aeri, Ezra takes a job at the most famous brothel in towna vibrant and lively establishment where beauty, desire, and drama intertwine. Working as a host and a male escort, he finds himself entangled in heated encounters, passionate affairs, and thrilling action as he navigates the challenges of the trade without letting Aeri ever knowing about his secret work.Ezra's journey is filled with unexpected twists, romance, and adventure.

[Sweet romance + Comedy + Marriage before love + Direct approach + Both leads are witty] [Spoiler 1: The son is the male lead's biological child. If this bothers you, please avoid.] [Spoiler 2: About twenty chapters involve the entertainment industry and reality shows, but it's just the female lead observing drama! She doesn't enter the industry herself! If this bothers you, please avoid.]The entire story has a comedic style. The protagonist's mother won't appear, and there's no melodrama between the main couple because others have already used up all the drama!My name is Nian Sui'an, and I'm 25 years old. My parents gave me this name hoping for my safety and well-being year after year, but unfortunately, even this simple wish couldn't be fulfilled. At 3 AM one day, while I was enjoying a CEO's passionate love story on a certain green app, my phone knocked me into a strange world. When I opened my eyes again, I found myself as a young stepmother in a CEO world. From then on, the drama runs deep, and integrity becomes a stranger. Send me 50 bucks, and I'll share my plan to enjoy all this juicy gossip.My name is Gu Junxing. As you can tell from my name, I'm definitely a CEO. However, in the world of CEOs, due to my law-abiding nature and punctual tax payments, I can only be an ordinary entrepreneur. But recently, at the ripe age of 35, I married a 25-year-old young wife, which suddenly earned me a place in the "May-December Romance" section of the "CEO Trending List."My name is Gu Zhijing. As you can tell from my name, I'm also destined to become a CEO. But right now, I'm only 15 years old, so I'm just an ordinary high school student.

In the eyes of Chi Zuxu, Chi Yi is a typical delinquent with the three big NOs' no morals, no virtues, no principles. To her, though, he is a classic baddie who is heartless, soulless, and inhuman.After the girl breaks and climbs through his glass window on the second story, she peeps at him with an innocent demeanor."Chi Zuxu, lend me the other half of your bed!" she wolf-whistles at him blatantly. The man admonishes with a scowl, "Chi Yi, aren't you shameless!"Inside the cinema, as Chi Yi's little hands restlessly grope the man's body without chagrin, she tells him smilingly, "Chi Zuxu, I want to do bad things with you!" Holding a look of woeful disgrace, he knocks her head. "Chi Yi, aren't you embarrassed!"It is a lovely love story between a barefaced and a reticent. But, Mr Reticient, please don't cry when Miss Barefaced finally slips away.

"Shameless Xia Ping, not only did you steal my martial arts manual and medicinal pills, you even took my fiance! We're not finished!""He's the embarrassment of the Martial Way and a parasite of the human race. A complete scumbag.""There's nothing that he won't do. Not only would he not help an old person cross the road, he would even steal the lollipop of a three year old.""He causes problems everywhere. All of the geniuses of those big families have been beaten up by him before. Now, he's no longer tolerated by either humans or gods!"Countless martial arts experts of Yanhuang Star hated Xia Ping down to the very bone. They were just itching to completely crush him into pieces.As for Xia Ping? Facing the hatred of so many people, he just calmly pulled up the interface of the "Grand Hatred System" and looked at all the wonderful things there. He rubbed his chin, "I've already saved up so many Hatred Points. What should I exchange for now? Saint-grade medicinal pills? Or perhaps that Primordial Pill? The peerless martial art skill, Tathagata Palm also seems pretty good too. But then there's that divine weapon, the Cosmic Cauldron. It really is too difficult to choose!" - Description from novelupdates

Thirty Years East, Thirty Years West. Don't you bully the young and poor!Split open the sky!Go against Heaven!Sick and tired of that kind of cultivation quote and troupe? The never-ending long grind that seemed to have one world after another once you supposedly reached the false apexes?Well, it's time to broaden your horizons! You shall now be blessed with the perspective of someone who's at the top of the top: Ye Ming.Someone who had foolishly decided to experience mortal life before realizing how crap it was. It was time to return to his real life."I wasn't born with a diamond spoon, but born with the endgame life." Ye Ming laughed sinisterly. He was the sole Young Master of a family who dominated everything already.Trash cultivation? Trash spiritual roots? Trash background?Sorry, but that ain't Ye Ming!However, he does have one great and relatable trait: procrastination.