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Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?" "A. Pull it out" "B. Suck it out" "C.**********" Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C... --------- "Yikes, what's pressing against me?" Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!" With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand ------ "Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?" Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked. "A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?" No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied. "Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!" After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged

Crossing to One Piece world, he became Roger's younger brother.Unexpectedly, Gol-D-Roger who was in his fifties had a teenage brother. But he was so weak.Fortunately, at the age of sixteen, he actually found himself with a possession soul system.He had attached to the master IP man, also to the White Phoenix and to Ge Nie with his strong ability of the Hundred Step Flying Sword.If you think that he can only Purchase these? Then you're wrong!Pain, Itachi, Ichigo Kurosaki, as long as there is money, any soul can be Purchased. - Description from Novelupdates

Wang Ling is a cultivation genius. Since a year old, he managed to achieve a new cultivation realm in every a couple of years. With the power beyond his own control, he became nearly invincible being.Wang Ling is sixteen years old now and he has to face one of the gratest battle he never faced before, Senior High School. There are so many challenges popping up. Therefore, Wang Ling's plans for a low-key school life become further away every time.Wang Ling: "I just want to eat my crispy noodle snacks in peace.."Father Wang: If you're careless enough to destroy the country, it's coming out of your pocket money.Wang Ling: It's not my fault that the backlash from punching me kills you.WikiMain CharactersWang LingWang Ling's appearance is mostly a mystery because he can change his face on a whim based on the current trend to be average. He does have slightly handsome facial features, average build and a crew cut with his dead fish eyes.PersonalityWang Ling is a non-talkative individual whos obsessed with being average and not standing out. He tries to avoid troublesome matters yet he still manages to get involved and has also secretly saved the world on numerous accounts. He also lives for and loves his crispy noodles.SpellsHeavenly Eye (King's Eye)(Known) Three Thousand Great Spells (not sorted list) Great Transfiguration Spell Great Purification Spell Great Separation Spell Great Shielding Spell Great Illusion Spell Great True-World Spell Great Recollection Spell Great Moon-Reading Spell Great Mind-Reading Spell Great Blood Origin Spell Great Gravitation Spell Great Devouring Spell Great Transformation Spell Great Void Spell Great Fortune Spell Great Wind Spell Great Sacrifice Spell Great Weapon-Refining Spell Great Sealed Lips Spell Great Measuring Fate Spell Great Barter Skill Spell Great Skull-Flicking Spell Great Soul Shift Spell Great Fate Spell Great Sea-Parting Spell Great Mind Fill Spell Great Creation Spell Great Enlightenment Spell Great Data Spell Great Taste SpellEquipment Jingke Spirit Sword Bai Qiao Spirit Sword Scabbar Sheep Enlightened Tricycle Lord Ma Enlightened Toilet Koi IPoid Enlightened iPad Nagato Enlightened Door Pen Enlightened Pen Goblin Eraser Enlightened Eraser GoblinCultivationRankRealmChapterAge1Physical Build Stage102Qi Condensation Stage103Foundation Establishment Stage104Golden Core Stage115Nascent Soul Stage186Soul Formation Stage197Void Refinement Stage1108Itinerant Immortal1119True Immortal11210Venerated Immortal11311Sage Immortal11312Dao Immortal1413Dao Master1414Dao God1515Dao Ancestor15Cultivation (Body)RankRealmChapterAgePower1Golden Body0Stronger Body2Sage Body116Golder Shield3Immortal Body0 (birth)CustomizationTrivia He has Dead Fish eyes and his trademark has always been an ellipse; ex: Wang Ling "" Father Wang had a pair of very beautiful phoenix eyes. Since he had taken to wearing glasses after he started writing, this characteristic wasn't so obvious But this was the reason why Father Wang once suspected that Wang Ling wasn't his flesh and blood. Mother Wang had very beautiful double eyelids and big eyes! And Father Wang had phoenix eyes But how did the two of them end up having a son with dead fish eyes? Later, Father Wang convinced himselfHis son Wang Ling Must have mutated in the wombLotus SunShe met Wang Ling on the meet-and-greet for new students at No. 60 High School.AppearanceShe was elegant, with long hair and fair skin, and wore a tight-fitting white T-shirt, jeans and casual shoes. Trivia Vice President of the Student Union at No. 60 High School and class monitor of Grade One, Class Three. The successor of Huaguo Water Curtain Group Number one beauty of No. 60 High SchoolMother WangMother of Wang LingCultivation RealmsMortal RealmsRankStagesSub-stageLifespan1Physical Build () Early Mid Late Peak2Qi Condensation ()3Foundation Building ()4Golden Core ()5Nascent Soul ()6Soul Formation ()2.000 Years7Void Refinement ()Immortal RealmsRankStagesSub-stageLifespan8Itinerant Immortal1 9 Levels9True Immortal ()1 9 Levels10Venerated Immortal ()1 9 Levels11Sage Immortal ()1 99 Heavenly DaosDao RealmsRankStagesSub-stageLifespan12Dao Immortal ()100 500 Heavenly Daos13Dao Master500 1000 Heavenly Daos14Dao God ()1000 3000 Heavenly Daos15Dao Ancestor ()3000 Heavenly Daos of more than one realmDivine RealmsRankStagesSub-stageLifespan161718 - Description from Novelupdates

Congratulations, for mating with a Queen Bee you got a new achievement: "Not a virgin"! Your reward: "Drone Consort" title.Hey! I wasn't a virgin before this, system!'Imagine that you lived a painfully average life, died by a stupid, stupid accident, but a goddess interfered and gave you a second chance in another world.There, you became a consort of a beautiful, big-chested queen, and your only job is to have mind-blowing sex with her so she could have thousands of your adorable daughters. In return, you can live in peace and luxury for the rest of your days.Which means, for about two months. Because I'm a bee. And my queen is also a bee. And bees don't live for long.The only way to increase my lifespan is to develop my bee colony. A hard task in this huge world filled with dangerous and hungry beasts, other war-hungry insect tribes, and natural disasters.But I have a hundred thousand daughters, some actual brains, and with superior genes given to me by my system, we will be unstoppable!===Note: no NTR, harem, incest, or outright smut.

Rael screwed up badly. One reckless gamble later, and his guild's entire emergency fund was gone. With debt collectors ready to harvest his organs, his only hope was a single, desperate gacha pull.Ding![Congratulations! Player: Quarterpounder69 has obtained the (Divine) Grade item, Eye of the Beast!][Divine Grade item obtained! All Stats +250][First Divine Grade item obtained! All Stats +100][New title unlocked! [Heavenly Attraction] (Divine)]With no other choice, he consumed the itemonly to be thrown into a situation no player had ever faced before.[To ensure fairness, please select a random number. This will determine which boss monster variation you become.]'Uh, I don't fucking know? 69... hmm, maybe not...'[Confirmed.]'Wait'[Congratulations! You've chosen the Special-Type Boss Monster Variation: The Pay-to-Win Boss.][Congratulations! You've become a Boss Monster!]Armed with broken perks like [Premium Leveling], [Premium Evolution], and [Premium Shop], Rael was thrust into the world of the VRMMORPG game he had been playing.The issue was, he went back in time, specifically, 150 days before the launch of version 1.0.

Ye Zhi not only inherited the shabby house, but also the marriage agreement with a man. The man who met his true love disliked his fiancee in all ways and asked for divorce.In order to express their guilt, the man's family decided to make up for Ye Zhi. But she didn't want a dime (single cent), so she left.Next second, Ye Zhi was picked up by Rolls Royce.Gu Ren, the son of the richest man, had a tough life and couldn't live past 30 years. Only Ye Zhi, born on the cloudy day of the lunar year, could make him survive.Ye Zhi and Gu Ren got married. Gu Ren gave her a bank card. All she has to do isSpend money for him! Squander his fortune!Ye Zhi bought a Lamborghini for Gu Ren, but he had an accident as soon as he drove the car.As soon as she bought some Hermes platinum bags for herself, Gu Ren signed a more than one billion worth of deal.It turned out that the money could only be spent on herself. More she loses, the more prosperous Gu Ren became.Since then, her life had changed completely. Her villa grandest in the Forbidden City .The man thought that Ye Zhi, who had been divorced, must have suffered a lot. Until one day, he saw his former fiancee walking in the street, followed by a Rolls Royce.Wait! Who is the man next to her?This man is a super rich man hundreds of times richer than his family! - Description from Novelupdates

Gu Shishi, a master of traditional Chinese painting, transmigrated into the role of a cannon fodder in a clich novel.The cannon fodder female supporting character was switched at birth. She had barely spent a few days with her biological parents before she was tossed into the wolf's den by those same parents. Her parents, having no heart to send their fake daughter with a heart disease to live a hard life, forced the real daughter into becoming the replacement. Gu Shishi was sent away to marry the big villain the rumored evil, cruel, and wife-cursing first young master of the Huo's.On the very first day that she had transmigrated, she had to face her fated tragic death.Luckily, she had also inadvertently discovered the path to altering her fate! The more gifts she received from the big villain, the longer she could live and the more cheats she would gain!System:(Wealthy Housewife System, Initiated!)(Remaining Life: 8 minutes and 56 seconds)(Recharge to extend your life.)(Method of Recharging: Receive Money or Valuables from Wealthy Husband.)(Received DIOR Bobbin Net Smock x 1, recharge value: $15,000!)(Received FENDI Black Hooded Sweater x 1, recharge value: $10,160!)(Received Givenchy Single Strap Mini Floral Print Pleated Skirt x 1, recharge value $180,695!)(Recharge Successful!)(Note: 24 hours additional life for every $1,000.) - Description from Novelupdates

The virtual reality game "History of the Arcana Continent" became part of reality, and "players" who were synchronized with their in-game characters appeared to protect the world.Lee Hoyeol, who was an ordinary salaryman, took over the body of the character he created in middle school, "Grandfell Claudi Arpeus Romeo." Under normal circumstances, it would have been an absolute failure of a career, but Grandfell, whose occupation is a "demon hunter," becomes extremely proud in front of demons!The only demon hunter in this world, Grandfell (= Lee Hoyeol) starts to make a move!

"If I have to modify my status then I would start with my two wishes: Strength and women." "99 points to strength and with it I would fulfill my first wish, and not only that, but by using my strength I will be able to obtain a lot of money and, with it, women." "[Reset Status Points]" "Mentally pressing the reset button changed all my status points to just one attribute" "ntelligence!" "I'll tell you why you should keep that slave for me until I buy her" "Feeling smarter than ever I used every possible argument to convince the slave dealer not to sell that slave until I had the money to buy her. After all" "That slave is not only beautiful, she also has [Masochist] in her state!" "I must buy her!"

After being defeated and captured, the dragon-slaying hero Leon became a captive of the Silver Dragon Empress.With a resolve for certain death, Leon unexpectedly turned the tables and successfully imp**gnated the empress on his verge of dying.He thought that this would be enough to let the empress live with shame for the rest of her life and he also fulfilled his duty as a dragon slayer.However, two years later, when Leon opened his eyes, he found a little dragon girl with a tail lying beside him

The blacksmith Anvil created weapons alone in a ruined world.He came across a community, a hero universe, where there are heroes of every dimension.All the heroes wanted his weapons,All the monsters hated him,All the world blessed his existencehowever nobody prevented his death.Decades later, a dimensional invasion started on earth.Kang Shin-hyuk, a boy who can't use mana inherited Anvil's VIP ID and memories.

I, the mighty Telepath Starlord, got banished into the mortal world. The days in the mortal world are much better than those in heaven! Everything is here money, authority and most importantly stunning beauties! I am from a rich family. Yes, I am indeed wealthy now. The kind of wealth where you would not want to displease me. Domineering CEOs, military big shots, business geniuses, you name it I know them all! I know everything you are thinking about. You can't defeat me anyway, how are you going to go against me? A century in the mortal world is only equivalent to a hundred days in heaven.

Left out during the elementary school picnic.

Who needs a Class when you're already the strongest anyways?Ten years ago, Amelia woke up alone and lost in a broken world where she had to fight for her survival.Now, after reaching the pinnacle of power, defeating the Void itself, and escaping the abyss, she has finally found her way back into the real world. But instead of returning to Earth, she arrives in the land of Vacuos. A fantasy world with magic, monsters, Classes, and Levels. A world that is governed by a System like it were a video game.And when rewarded with a Class befitting her accomplishments to become a powerful [Hero] that will forever dedicate her life to protecting this world that is not her own she only has one response."Absolutely not. I'm going to live a normal life now, thank you very much."

The protagonist, a famous YouTuber known for playing the game trilogy "Tril Trilo Trilogy," finds himself possessing the final boss of the game world.Before the release of the new instalment in the series, he receives an offer from the game's developer to play a prequel, "Part 0," which explores events that occurred before the first instalment. Since he is a fan of "Tril Trilo Trilogy," he eagerly accepts the offer.However, through some twist of fate, he wake ups in the world of "Tril Trilo" in the dreadful body of the final boss of the trilogy, a character named Frank Wonderstein.

I possessed a reliant villain who was in debt and clinging to the heroines."Why did I give all these good things to others?"From now on, I will solely focus on my own growth.After stopping these villainous acts,the heroines' reactions were strange.

One day, a villainess came to the orphanage."I absolutely can't stand children!""How can someone my age have a child? It doesn't make sense!""What's so great about these little creatures that tire you out all day long"Setting aside her dislike for childrenSomehow, after she arrived, the children started gaining weight."It's all because of the contract, you know?"That's what she says.While personally feeding them sweets she made herself.

[Hi, I am Poppy Hardy, Your system general manager. You have finally gain access to the entire fund on the system. Congratulations. $100,000,000,000,000 have been unlocked. You can now donate as you want. You can now investment as you want. You can spend as you want. Good luck host. Become the most beloved man on earth] Once bullied, once humiliated, once he begged like a dog, but now everybody wants lick his feet. Ethan Winston, The remarkable Giver! Godly Investor! To hell with you all. I would provide and protect those in my heart!

Ye Xinghui was tricked into another world by an unscrupulous god.Still, he at least has a golden finger.At first, Ye Xinghui planned to rely on his golden finger to become a protagonist in the new world, but when he saw his parents' information, he was completely dumbfounded.His father turned out to be the legendary King of Soldiers, and his mother was the legitimate daughter of the first noble family in China.But this was nothing. Ye Xinghui was even more dumbfounded when his brother suddenly woke up and said, "Shouldn't I be going through the heavenly tribulation? Why am I here wait is this Earth?"Ye Xinghui can't help but think, Didn't we agree that I would be the protagonist?'

Climb the ranks and stand atop the world. Only one hunter can become the ultimate! Stuck under a mountain of debt, Ike can only dream of the world of hunters. Ranks, power, and the System are out of his reach, until the day he awakens a Unique skill. Ike must break out of the slums and overturn the hierarchy of the System to fulfil his dream of becoming the ultimate hunter. Harvesting the skills of monsters, he turns against the world's logic. "Slumrats can only reach Rank 2!You need to be rich and purchase good skills if you want to advance!" Refusing the way of the world. Overturning the heavens. Ike must overcome the odds and climb to become the strongest hunter! Slowburn fantasy. LitRPG System Xianxia/Cultivation. Look forward to an adventure like Solo Leveling, Duolo Dalu, A Will Eternal or I Shall Seal the Heavens! What to expect: Hunting Hunting... for skills Cultivation Slow burn fantasy LitRPG system with skills, ranks, and levels Weak-to-strong protagonist Intriguing Western Fantasy setting

I, Ning Daoran, have achieved what I have today step by step, relying solely on my own efforts!

I am reborn as a minor character and the mother of the main character, the deposed ruler Leriana Ashford.My husband's younger brother will stage a rebellion against him, and only my young children will manage to escape. And the unfortunate Queen Leriane faces a bleak end. According to the plot, my heroine will sacrifice her life during the rebellion to save her children.Except she won't! Dying at twenty-seven is too soon for me and I'm going to change the tragic plot of this novella.I was lucky enough to be reborn ten years before the events of the novel began. At a time when the future King Philip and his brother Razor had just fallen in love with me at the Royal Academy, and their fight for me led to a feud. To survive - I decided not to become queen and live a quiet life with my father the Duke. And in order to rid myself of these two, I had to go to extreme measures.I decided to start dating the daughter of the cursed Duke, who is feared and hated by the entire academy.

I fell into a wannabe murim.But apparently martial arts is supposed to be difficult?Hm Is it really that bad?

Three years after graduating, Chu Mo, who could barely maintain his basic livelihood, activated The Tycoon System, and a bank card with an unlimited credit limit that could be safely used appeared before him. Start a company? Make investments? Buy stocks? In the face of the bank card with unlimited credit, these options seemed to lose their significance. Having already obtained inexhaustible and unlimited money, he might as well live comfortably as an infinitely wealthy tycoon.

Thirty Years East, Thirty Years West. Don't you bully the young and poor!Split open the sky!Go against Heaven!Sick and tired of that kind of cultivation quote and troupe? The never-ending long grind that seemed to have one world after another once you supposedly reached the false apexes?Well, it's time to broaden your horizons! You shall now be blessed with the perspective of someone who's at the top of the top: Ye Ming.Someone who had foolishly decided to experience mortal life before realizing how crap it was. It was time to return to his real life."I wasn't born with a diamond spoon, but born with the endgame life." Ye Ming laughed sinisterly. He was the sole Young Master of a family who dominated everything already.Trash cultivation? Trash spiritual roots? Trash background?Sorry, but that ain't Ye Ming!However, he does have one great and relatable trait: procrastination.

Richard, who was born with a broken body, thought that this medieval world was outrageous enough, with knights, dragons, witches, and giant beasts.But he didn't expect to meet Cinderella right after gaining territory. Her 1.8-meter-long legs were so charming that they could crush people to death.It turned out that this was a fairy tale world, or a dark fairy tale.Without saying anything, Master Richard directly helped Cinderella fill up her puffs.Wait, why does the system prompt that Cinderella is a witch? Or a yandere?The 36D dangerous Little Red Riding Hood, the white and tender Snow White, and the long-sleeping Sleeping Beauty are all witches.Different witches can bring different benefits to the lord Richard.Yeah!The master is going to overthrow the world, establish an empire, collect witches, and fill up!

Wen Qinxi an IT guy at a prestigious gaming company lives a repetitive life, working on an innovative gaming system that is said to change the world. During a routine diagnostic check, he discovers a major flaw that could be detrimental but under pressure from the guys upstairs, the research and development hand over the revolutionary project despite Wen Qinxi citing flaws in the design. The CEO unaware of such a flaw enters the game as a test run before launching the product instigating a chain of events no one expected. manager: Wen Qinxii you have to go save CEO. You are our last hope Wen Qinxi: F*ck! l want a pay raise after this. Thus began the journey of saving the overbearing CEO

'S-Rank Adventurer & Reincarnated Otherworlder' Sebastian is thrust into the role of Head Butler' for a mysterious upstart noble in the kingdom's most dangerous, ungoverned regionThe Garden of Hell, where powerful beasts roam and rule the land...!What he doesn't expect is that the young noble he's assigned to serve... is none other than the villainess from an Otome Game in his previous life!But this villainess is far from the arrogant, malicious figure he remembers...Having lost her engagement to the crown prince and fallen into disgrace, she's now tasked with creating and managing this dangerous territory in the Kingdom of Florentia.Now... Sebastian must help this fallen villainess regain her honor while serving as her head butlerall while working to transform this perilous region into a prosperous one!TAGS AND GENRE:Romance | Comedy | Fantasy | Slice of Life | Kingdom Building | Action | Reincarnation | Villain | Villainess | Otome Game | Royal Family | Drama

Leo used to be an affluent rich young master, who fell in love with a foreign beauty and after a night of passion, they got pregnant. The young man returned home to discuss the issue with his family only to be struck by a tragedy that changed his life completely.After eight months of laying in the bed like a vegetable, he woke up because the Almighty Father System selected him as a host. From then on, Leo's life changed once more, but this time, it was not the world that flipped him over, but he was the one who flipped the world upside down.Would you like to read about the story of a vegetable rising from the brink of death and becoming into a godly existence who slayed gods, and demons only so that he could bring a smile to his daughter's face? Come along then.

Naoki, unexpectedly finds himself transmigrated into the vibrant Pokmon world. Inheriting a charming, yet modest ranch, he dreams of a tranquil life surrounded by adorable and fluffy Pokmon. Despite the challenges, Naoki's heart is set on crafting a life filled with simple joys and magical meals that bring him and his Pokmon closer together.Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to the cover image. If you are the rightful owner and would like it removed, I will take it down promptly.