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An alien abduction romance. Updates Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.Grant has a tolerance for boredom. Late shift in a middle-of-nowhere facility? Sign him up. If the money's good, he'll happily take the peace and quiet of a long night watching an empty cell.And then he meets Subject B-31. Blue, beautiful, and completely inhuman. Her captors call her Batty, thanks to her big ears and the way she hangs upside down by her tail.He's told not to talk to her. He's told to think of her as a test subject, not a person. He's told to cash his checks and live his humble life. He's told to ignore the sorrow on her face and the desperation in her crimson eyes. Maybe he should have listened. When he finally busts her out, the rescue isn't a rescue at all: it's an abduction.Batty is Princess Sykora, of the tyrannical Taiikari Empire. She commands the Black Pike, a massive voidship on the imperial frontier. Grant must learn a new life, in a firmament filled with ambitious nobles, deadly rivals, and the sinister smiles of the Taiikari Imperial Court. And he'll have to learn fast.Because when the Princess of the Void looks at Grant, she doesn't just see a saviorshe sees a husband.And she isn't asking.

Ben was having the worst day of his lifethen he died. But instead of moving on to whatever comes next, he woke up in the Wizarding World as Benedict Brown, the alternate male version of Lavender Brown. Which is... concerning, because Lavender Brown did not have a great time during the Second Wizarding War.On the bright side, he's apparently the Dovahkiin. And he has a Skyrim shop system. So, you know, pros and cons.Can he survive Hogwarts, Death Eaters, and whatever else this world throws at him? Or will he end up as werewolf chow just like Lavender? One thing's for surehe's going to loot everything that isn't nailed down.

Come with me as I start my adventure in the Spider-Man world. I'm Jonathan Anderson from California, and I'm half Filipino and half American. When I died, I didn't end up where I thought I would. Now, I'm in the Spider-Man universe. But I'm not alone. I'm going to be a Spider-Man with Peter Parker, teaching him along the way. And remember, with great power comes with great responsibility.

Darius had nothing going for him. Ever since he could remember, he had been treated as absolute trash by his boss, who was one of the greatest scouts for actors, singers, idols, and anything you could think of.However, everything changed one day when a truck rammed into him and sent him back in time to start his career as a nobody. But, this time, he hadn't returned empty-handed. He received a great talent that would make him the best Manager the world had ever seen.Talent Booster: You can increase the talent of those close to you. The closer and more intimate they are, the better the skill's effects will be.You can't sing? Sleep with me, and you'll win a Grammy.You can't act? Sleep with me, and you'll win an OscarYou're talentless? Sleep with me, and I'll make you whatever you desire.

"Mr. Kira, many people believe that the current dueling environment has become increasingly toxic, with dominant trends of heavy traps and defensive, closed-off playstyles. They say this unhealthy atmosphere was brought about by you, as the new generation's Duel King. What do you think about this?" a reporter asked during an interview."Slander! Pure slander!"Kira was angered by this accusation."Why say it was me who started this?""Dueling has always been like this!"It's not his fault.Who let him play Yu-Gi-OH!

As the newly appointed 12th Fatui Harbringer of Snezhnaya, with the nickname of the [Ausbilder], or The [Instructor], Bai Luo feels a little uneasy.This is because the Cryo Archon has given him a task: to go to Inazuma as the Snezhnaya Envoy.As a world traveler, he knows full well the consequences of going to Inazumahe will definitely be targeted by Raiden Shogun.However, if he doesn't go, the Cryo Archon will also target him.So he chooses to employ a traditional technique that everyone tend to use from time to time in his previous world.Slacking off.

Reborn into her younger years, she's determined to rewrite her fate.This time, she'll earn her own fortune, buy that dream villa, outsmart every scheming character, and never hesitate to protect herselfeven if it means hardening her heart.Her (blinking in disbelief):"Wait does this mean I'm now on the same level as a rich tycoon?"Him (smirking):"Not quite. You're already standing on the tycoon's foot."

Van and his friend Magus had reincarnated in another world with magic. Tasked to kill the demon lord, they set forth.Van was granted very rough skills that made life for him in that world a living hell, yet he muscled through.Magus however, was bestowed with unfair skills. Due to some of said skills, he gained a harem, which in time, included the girlfriend Van made in the world.After beating the Demon Lord, and after finding out his girlfriend had been stolen from him, he got very upset and so he went to propose to... The Demon Lord...!?

Hasami Tatsuro and Yashiki Ai, two ordinary teenagers, experienced an earthquake while on the way home from school.The earthquake cracked space and transported the two to another world.Landing in an unknown forest, the two initially began to grieve. However, unbeknownst to them, a system had installed itself into their bodies, granting them the ability to gain skills and statuses.Hasami Tatsuro obtained the "Level Eater" skill. "Level Eater" allowed the host to devour others' levels/skills and make it his own.Yashiki Ai obtained the "Valkyrie" skill. "Valkyrie" allowed the host to obtain and use any offensive skills from different classes, without the need to specialize.With their cheat skills and teamwork, they managed to venture out of the forest and explore the new world.This is a story of two ordinary kids.

I am Racist.I mean, my name is Racis T.I was a stand-up comedian. The flop kind. The type who only got laughs when someone else was roasting him.One night, I was doing a gig at a shady, run-down barthe kind where tattooed bikers drink motor oil for breakfast. I went in with my usual dark humor, but my jokes were getting the same reaction as my dating profile: complete silence.That didn't sit right with my inner artist, who was already starving to death. So I did what any committed comedian wouldI went darker.Turns out, one of my jokes (or all of them?) triggered a guy so hard that he pulled a trigger. Headshot. Instant death.But hey, look at this: A guy got triggered, so he pulled the trigger. That's wordplay. But who cares? I'm dead anyway.All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing, and maybe a few girls swooning over my wit. I never cared about money. The millions I'd have made would have gone to charityspecifically, 0.001% of it. See? I'm generous like that.Anyway, death is death. My story should've ended there.But if there is an afterlife, I had a simple wish: become a successful comedian, find a loving wife, and have just enough money to afford three meals a day and maybe a humble little private yacht. Or a jet. But that's it. Because, like I said, I don't care about money.Unfortunately, wishes don't work that way.Because, wellthere was an afterlife.And it was absolutely not what I wished for.

An avid Xianxia reader suddenly has his dream come truehe wakes up in a world of cultivation. The only problem? Maybe it wasn't really his dream after all.Now, faced with the daunting reality of countless cultivation realms to climb, countless worlds to ascend through, and countless arrogant young masters to deal with, despair begins to settle in.Fortunately, a glimmer of hope appears amidst the chaos: a mysterious system that could change everything.Armed with elders, ancestors, and a sect leaderwho are all actually his own avatarshe no longer feels completely overwhelmed."At least I don't have to do it all alone well, technically, I do. They're just avatars, after all."

Reincarnating into the world of Jujutsu Kaisen, he became Gojo Satoshi, the twin brother of the strongest sorcerer, Gojo Satoru. That should mean he's destined to be the most powerful Jujutsu sorcerer, right?Unfortunately, fate had other plans. Nearly killed by Satoru in the womb, his cursed energy was devoured before he was even born. But at that moment, he awakened the [Shinigami Fusion System].Since he couldn't become a Jujutsu sorcerer, he would forge a new path, a Shinigami with Heavenly Restriction!Thus, Gojo Satoshi, born without cursed energy yet possessing the legendary Six Eyes, became the true nemesis of Jujutsu sorcerers.

Cote: There is Something Wrong With HikigayaBy: XiaokoPatient Profile:Patient: Hikigaya Hachiman, Year 1 Class D, Tokyo Metropolitan Advanced Nurturing High SchoolDiagnosis: Adolescence SyndromeCondition Overview: The patient claims to have woken up in a parallel world, where both his physical age and relationships have drastically changed!Yukinoshita Haruno is now his classmate.Shizuka-sensei is somehow teaching at Sobu Middle School...And before he knows it, he ends up in a prestigious school with a 100% graduation and employment rate, stepping onto a fate that even destiny itself cannot predict!

Saintess wants to turn me into a sword spirit; the master wants me to be a rebel disciple; the blindfolded sword fairy senior sister wants to make me her slave; the fox from Qingqiu harbors ill intentions; the little dragon girl always drools over me; the princess wants to keep me in the deep palace...All I want is to cultivate immortality, so why do they always have designs on me!? Many years later, someone asks Lu Jin'an what kind of Dao heart supported him to get this far? Lu Jin'an glances at his charming and alluring wives and sighs faintly"I just wanted freedom."

Short Version:An overpowered man helps anime and comic characters in exchange for sex.Long version:In an unexpected turn of events, an average man meets his demise and finds himself transported to a mysterious new world. Driven by his deepest desires, he yearns to create a group of women who adore hima Harem. However, he soon discovers a surprising truth: there are no women in this world.Determined to escape this peculiar realm and protect his virtue, our hero sets out on a challenging journey of self-improvement. Through hard work and unwavering commitment, he attains godlike powers. But even with his newfound abilities, he finds himself confined to a shop within the vast multiverse.Within the walls of this enigmatic shop, our protagonist faces his true test. As a divine duty, he must assist distressed women from different parts of the multiverse, offering them his strength and guidance. However, the cosmic balance demands a price, and the reward he gets is.... SexThroughout his adventure, our hero encounters women from various backgrounds, each with their own unique struggles and stories. As he ventures forth, he becomes deeply involved in their challenges, providing comfort, advice, and protection.Yet, amid his selfless acts, the man secretly hopes that someday, somehow, his unwavering dedication and kindness will be reciprocated. Will his cherished dream of a Harem come to fruition, or will the universe have different plans for him?Embark on this captivating journey, where desire, determination, and duty intertwine, showcasing a man's quest for personal fulfillment and the salvation of others......Worlds:Oshi no koChainsaw manMarvelDCOne pieceNarutoAttack on titanBleachJujutsu KaisenOne punch manAnd more....

Chen Bin never imagined that his godmother would make such a request.However, considering the financial support he had received from her over the years, he ultimately chose to compromise!Yet, he did not realize that his life would undergo earth-shattering changes because of that woman!

Caelen died doing what he loved most: playing survival games non-stop like a sleep-deprived goblin. Unfortunately, dying in your chair from gaming overload isn't exactly what you'd call a dignified exit. Even God laughed at him.But lucky for Caelen, or maybe unlucky, he gets a second chance in the world of his favorite survival game. It's a brutal fantasy realm full of monsters, magic, swords and absolutely zero indoor plumbing.Armed with only a stone pickaxe, a limited-use "Google Brain" search skill, and the stubbornness of a man who once built a Minecraft mansion out of dirt, Caelen sets out to survive. But surviving isn't enough he wants to upgrade the world. Electricity? Toilets? Toasted bread? Why not all three?As he fends off nighttime horrors, awkwardly crafts furniture, and tries to avoid becoming monster chow, Caelen has one mission: bring modern convenience to a medieval world, one ridiculous invention at a time.And maybe, just maybe not die again in a chair.[System Notes:No Ntr, No Yuri(gl), No Yaoi(bl)]

Get ready to swat away tears of laughter and brace yourself for the most buzzworthy adventure of the century! Meet Ben Franklin, the world's foremost expert in attracting bad luck and the unlikeliest hero you'll ever encounter.From stumbling over his own shoelaces to triggering fire alarms with a single glance, Ben's life is a never-ending comedy of errors. And if you thought his luck would change in the afterlife, think again! Even the god of opportunity couldn't resist the magnetic pull of Ben's bad luck charms.Just as Ben was about to embark on a new adventure in the great beyond, fate took a hilarious twist. A glitch in the universe turned him into a mutant mosquito, reincarnated along with the very reincarnation system itself! Now that's what you call a bug in the matrix!The absence of a reincarnation system in the universe has resulted in a cosmic crisis. With dead souls wandering aimlessly and lifeless babies popping out like deflated balloons, it's up to our unlikely hero to solve the mystery and save the day!Now armed with six legs, buzzing wings, and an insatiable thirst for adventure (and, let's not forget, blood), the legend of Ben Franklin, the most unlikely hero in the insect kingdom, began. With his quirky sense of humour and insatiable thirst for justice, he embarked on a hilarious and unconventional quest to save the universe, leaving behind a trail of itchy mosquito bites and bacterial infections in his wake. Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .

Hua Rong never expected to find herself in Blackthorn Academy, a notorious school created by the government to reform the most troublesome, undisciplined, and delinquent students. A place where chaos rules, fights break out daily, and the teachers have long given up.But Hua Rong doesn't belong here. She's determined to escape and return to her prestigious former schoolby playing their game. The only way out? Earn enough points through perfect discipline. No fights. No trouble. No mistakes.Sounds easy, right?Except her new classmates are ruthless, the rules are stacked against her, and one particularly dangerous, devil-may-care boy seems hell-bent on making sure she never gets out. Xu Lingwei, whom she once rejected without a second thought. The boy who now stands at the top of Blackthorn's unspoken hierarchy holding a grudge.Under the second moon of fate, is this her second chance to make things right? Or will he be the reason she never escapes?.

"Hurry up and take them off!" she demanded with her eyes tightly closed.His eyebrows lifted up. "No! Only my wife can see me naked!" he replied firmly.Opening her eyes, she complained, "But you said I could look for the marks?"She saw a playful smile on his face and she could tell that something cunning was brewing in the man's mind.She growled, traces of impatience evident on her beautiful face.She had been trying to coax him, to seduce him to get her wish, but somehow it all ended up with her naked and him enjoying the view."Fine! I will be your wife! Happy? Now just strip out your clothes!"Her words made his full lips curve into a cunning but alluring smile. He immediately reached into his drawer and grabbed the marriage contract he had prepared in advance and said, "I need to be sure before I let you take advantage of my body. So, if you will just sign here, now!"Her jaw dropped hearing his conceited words. 'That sly wolf.'She looked at the paper and her eyes widened. It was really a marriage contract."You've got to be kidding me?" she unconsciously uttered."Well, I told you. I've never been more serious in my life. I have been waiting for you to accept my marriage proposal but you are always insisting on seeing me naked. I'm a bit conservative in this matter, you see. I think I already told you numerous times that I will only allow my future wife to see my nude body."She picked up the pen and scribbled her name and signature on the contract and then handed it to him."What are you waiting for now? Just strip, will you?"Hearing her command, he smiled viciously, and stepping closer to her he whispered, "Huh! Why don't you do the honors and satisfy yourself? This body and my whole existence are now all yours!""....."Brione Yu had everything one could ever want. She had always been an over-achiever who was good at everything she did. She was famous in the entertainment industry as a phenomenal model and actress.She had everything which included a special person on whom she could rely for anything. Her best friend her first love Gavin Wu.But she had lost him before she could confess her true feelings to him, that she was ready to take a chance and turn their friendship into love.While she was missing him and longing for him, she had an unexpected encounter with a recluse Prince. He was the heir to the throne, in a foreign country. He was a cold and ruthless man who was feared by many. There were rumors that he was cursed and so he rarely came out of his palace which was situated on a secluded island.But Brione could not explain her attraction for this Prince? Why did he remind her of Gavin every time she set her eyes on him?The Prince resembled Gavin substantially but their characters were contradictory.Was fate playing some kind of cruel game with her? Or was she being played by the Prince?

The Devil's Den was Cosette's favorite webnovel that she had followed for three whole years. She waited for updates, wallow in those empty days during the author's constant hiatuses, cry and laugh with the characters; it was already a part of her short life.Cosette really wished that the novel would never end despite that she was terminally ill.But after three years, The Devil's Den finally came to an end. With a reader as invested as Cosette, she had mixed emotions about the ending. Not that the ending was disappointing, but what disheartened her was the ending of her favorite character; the villain Maxen Devilsin.One year later, Cosette took her last breath only to wake up in the body of the stunning Cosette Blac; the villainess of the novel The Devil's Den, her second favorite character after the villain.Granted with the opportunity to live in the world of her favorite novel before the main story starts, Cosette had a plan.That was to simp over the characters and save her favorite characters whilst hoping that the female and male lead still have their happy ending.In a world that was already written and events that were expected to happen whether or not they wanted to, can Cosette change the course of their lives? Was overwriting the characters' fate could save them? Or would it just give them a much worse ending than what the author had given them?Watch Cosette as she tried to become the superfan and give the dark-themed story some light.

Mathew survived the entire two weeks of the apocalypse. A great score for someone blessed with brains over the brawn. Yet, even he fell after just fourteen days, giving his all to save the one person he cared for.But why does a death looks like watching himself from the third person perspective? Is this the purgatory to watch over his own shoulders at the mistakes he made? A punishment for Mathew's sins to repeat those mistakes over and over again?But wait, what are the three clocks in the corner of his vision, one of which only five minutes away from ticking out?

Liolathe best assassin in his worldhas vowed to kill no more. He was being chased by an assassination organization when he accidentally dropped into a parallel universe: through a dimensional gate and into poor teenager Kaiser's apartment. Instead of going to the government shelter for lost dimensional travelers, Liola and Kaiser wind up going to school together. Liola has been trying his best to live the life of an ordinary person, but after certain things happen one after the other, he begins to realize that being an ordinary person could be harder than being an assassin.

"Had that night been quiet and windless If she had never appeared in front of me" Whenever he recalled the past, Clyde felt endless regret. If he had known that being a Suzerain would be so troublesome, he would have never picked up that troublesome Bloodkin. In fact, he would never have even left that secluded Death Canyon. "Big Brother Clyde, don't be so dejected. You are now a well-known Suzerain, a hero of the entire continent, the Human Race's Savior!" "Lucifer, enough. I just want to return to my quiet life." Clyde, an Evil God, had yearned for a quiet life, but by chance or fate he had met a young a mysterious Bloodkin Lolita named "Lucifer." Under her guidance, Clyde embarked on his destiny, rising from the unknown as a nameless wanderer to become a Suzerain of a fief before taking the throne of the entire Ximengsi Continent. There was just one problem: he who would be the torch of the human race wasn't even from this dimension.

Xu Feng transmigrated into the cultivation world with only one useless cheat.When he was born, the Golden Armored Spirit Turtle had just hatched, and according to the family tradition, it was bestowed upon him as his companion spiritual beast.Thinking that the Golden Armored Spirit Turtle had an extraordinary bloodline, he believed it would become a great companion in the future.However, to his surprise, it took twenty years for it to reach the Qi-Refining stage.So Xu Feng gave up all his expectations. He decided to keep nurturing it. If he failed, he could just pass it on to future generations.Unexpectedly...A colossal golden turtle, as vast as the entire world, lay across the shattered land.Looking at the devastated world, Xu Feng harshly tapped the head of the golden turtle."Try to be more gentle next time!"

D-list celebrity Zhong Ruanxing had been embroiled in controversies over her sultry figure ever since her debut. Smear campaigns and malicious rumors clung to her like a shadow. Years of oppression from higher-ups and sabotage by rivals made it difficult for her to shake off her reputation as a femme fatale, severely hindering her career.Song Jingxing, CEO of the prestigious Song Group, graduated top of his class and stirred up storms in the business world with his capabilities. An aloof presence at the pinnacle of power, his interpersonal relationships were a mess, with even family keeping their distance. People loathed his attitude.A freak accident caused these two very different people to swap bodies.What they thought would be an arduous ordeal turned out to be an unexpected boon. Each found they could easily resolve issues that had plagued the other.The celebrity living the CEO's daily life: Greeted his family affectionately, treated subordinates with care, gave employees benefits, complimented his secretary's new hairstylestarting the day with vigor!The CEO as celebrity: Trampled over rivals, tore apart enemies, sent lawyers after antis. Whoever dared provoke him would die! The CEO was whipping the entertainment industry into shape!Much later, netizens posted:[Who is Zhong Ruanxing's backer? Her resources are too good now. From nobody to A-lister, whose thighs did she hug to get here?]Online influencers hurried to speculate about the magnate behind Zhong Ruanxing.Until the famously aloof CEO of the Song Group responded: I'm pouring resources into my own girlfriend. Got a problem with that?

Probably Shy Loyal Dog Gong X Slightly Blackbelly Used Goods Shou When a new neighbor moves in across from Chen Xiao, he sets his sights on the handsome young man, Gu MengYang. Though he's coming off a bad breakup, he still wants to find love with a new man and wants to bully that man along the way! Meanwhile, his fellow blackbelly friend from childhood, Luo Xin, noses in to "help" him catch his man. And, behind the scenes, tries to find a love of his own.

In her previous life, Jiang Youyi's scumbag husband betrayed her and cheated on her after they married. She watched as the mistress entered her home and took over her position.Not only was she humiliated, but the scumbag and his despicable woman also framed her, causing her to be burdened with millions of dollars in debt.However, she never expected to wake up one day and be reborn, back to a few days before her wedding.On the day of the wedding, in front of millions of viewers watching the live stream and thousands of guests at the wedding venue, she publicly called off the wedding.She boldly declared, "Yes, I don't love Xu Yuning, but Lu Yunxiao!"With these casual words, she thrust the enigmatic trillionaire heir of the Lu family into the spotlight and turned the scumbag into a laughingstock.Everyone speculated on how Jiang Youyi could have become involved with Lu Yunxiao, the top tycoon of Hai City. In reality, only Jiang Youyi knew deep down that she was talking nonsense and randomly found a man as an excuse.But she never expected that the day after she called off the wedding, the top-notch mogul mentioned her on Weibo and said, "I'm really curious, what does Miss Jiang like about me?"Jiang Youyi had no choice but to bluff and reply, "Some people come into your life like gifts. I don't know what I like about you, but just the thought of you brightens my heart and fills me with happiness."Five minutes later, Jiang Youyi received another reply from the tycoon himself, "Since that's the case, I'll fulfill your wish."Jiang Youyi was confused.That day, Weibo exploded. The tech team worked overnight to fix the server crash caused by the surge in traffic, and countless female fans lamented their lost love!Only Jiang Youyi silently wished she could find a place to hide... Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .

This novel is also known as My Hidden Wife is SweetIn her past life Gu Wei Wei's heart was dug out by the man she loved, and transplanted into her best friend's body. However, after rebirth she become Hua country's number one conglomerate, Fu Han Zheng's little girlfriend. She is being careful trying to take revenge against the people that hurt her. He protects her everywhere, pamper her to the extreme. Everyone said that Fu Han Zheng is cold and without emotion. That perfect husband that everyday tease her until she blushes and her heart beat, pamper her regardless anything, is it a fake husband?"Sir, there are rumors between madam and the current popular male actor,CP was already formed.""Kill that male actor ! ""That's your brother.""..Then just beat him to death."CP: is the internet slang to describe couples in movies or TVs or real life couple. Normally it's a fans made couple of two actors that they wish could be together in real life. - Description from Novelupdates

Su Xiao is a cold-blooded teenager who's seeking vengeance for the death of his family, yet things ended up badly for him.As he was taking his last breaths, he heard a voice calling him from dimensions, it was a strange system reaching him, asking him if he wanted to be saved, to be Reincarnated.He just needed to accept a contract, Su Xiao didn't have any choice but to do so, but he didn't know what he signed up for!!Traveling through worlds, doing extremely dangerous missions, collecting special items, leveling up, and even killing ProtagonistsBut Su Xiao wasn't any ordinary Contractor, Su Xiao was a Hunter!The MC crosses over to: One Piece, Tokyo Ghoul, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Attack on Titans - Description from Novelupdates