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Thrown into a brutal world of swords and sorcery, his memories stolen by an unseen force, Magnus wanted only one thing: to go home.But every kingdom, devil, and god along with regressors, possessors, and fellow reincarnators seeks to carve him apart.Survival demands war. War demands survival.And with a System that hides more than it reveals, Magnus is dragged down a bloodstained path... one battle, one betrayal, one broken world at a time.

Yuuta was the weakest, most average guy on Earthbarely surviving college, working a part-time job, and raised in a quiet orphanage with no real family to call his own. But everything changed the night he had a vivid dream... of marrying a stunning, powerful Dragon Queen from another world.He woke up thinking it was just a dream. Until she showed up in his roomwith wings, horns, and a daughter who calls him Papa.Turns out, it wasn't a dream. And now Yuuta's life is anything but normal.With half her power sealed, the Dragon QueenErzais stuck living in the human world, adapting to cramped apartments, dishwashing shifts, and the chaos of Earth. Yuuta, once a lonely soul, suddenly finds himself with a family, a responsibility, and feelings he never knew he was capable of.As fatherhood, monsters, magical secrets, and mysterious enemies creep into his life, Yuuta must risenot as a hero, but as a man who has something worth protecting.

[sexual content and lemons warning]Warning: Sexual content, lemons, Comedy, MILFs, Genius Mc and his harem.Support the novel by adding to your library and with power stones!!*****Freshly turned eighteen, John Newman, a helpless nerd, suddenly gets video game abilities granted to him. A mysterious higher power, a secret Abyss of magic beneath the surface of the normal world, mages, martial artists, eroticism, tragedy and a harem of hot girls awaits.

Isabella was supposed to be sipping champagne at a luxury spa, not waking up in the middle of a forest. Worse, a SYSTEM had attached itself to her like some clingy ex, spouting nonsense about survival, quests, andoh, hell nomanual labor."System, I was NOT built for the wilderness! My ideal roughing it' experience involves a five-star hotel with bad WiFi!"Now, instead of lounging in silk robes, she's being ordered to farm? To hunt?"A farming quest? You want mea city girlto grow food? System, I once killed a cactus by overwatering it. This is NOT my calling!"And don't even get her started on the hygiene situation."You want me to bathe in a cold river? Darling, I require warm water, scented oils, and an ambience! What do I look likesome barbarian?!"Unfortunately, the localsbig, muscular beastmendon't seem to understand the concept of self-care. The women? Neglecting their skin like it's a crime to be radiant. The men? Walking hygiene disasters."Ladies, if your man can smell you before he sees you, we have a problem.""You see this? This is lotion. It exists so you don't look like a dried-up leaf. Use it.""A beard should be majestic, not tragic. Let me fix it."And the beastmen? They don't just stare at her like she's an oddity. No, they hover. They smirk. They lean in too close, fangs flashing with amusement."Why do you keep looking at me like that?" she huffed, crossing her arms.The panther grinned, his tail flicking. "Because you're fascinating when you're annoyed."No, absolutely not. She was not here for this nonsense."If you have time to stare, you have time to moisturize."She didn't ask to be here. She didn't ask to be their savior. But if she has to suffer through this world, she's making everyone around her suffer lessthrough skincare, style, and some serious attitude."If I hear one more We don't season our food here,' I'm launching a war.""If you have time to gossip, you have time to do squats.""You want to impress a woman? Start with not smelling like the battlefield."Survival isn't just about fighting monsters; it's about looking good while doing it. So what if the System keeps throwing impossible quests her way?"What do you mean you can't skip quests'?! Since when?! Where is the skip button?! I demand a skip button!"But somewhere between dodging ridiculous quests and fixing these people's tragic grooming habits, Isabella found herself in situations. Uncomfortable, heart-racing situations.Like being trapped against a tree by the red python, his red eyes half-lidded as he murmured, "You talk too much, little star. Should I silence you?"Like waking up with the lion lord's fur-lined cloak draped over her shoulders, his deep voice gruff, "You shiver in your sleep. I'll fix that."Like the phoenix watching her every move, his burning gaze searing into her skin as he mused,"You cause chaos wherever you go, but I find that I don't mind."Oh, hell. No. She was not about to fall for four beastmen. She was too pretty for this much stress."If you insult me again, I'll make sure your soul needs a beauty upgrade.""I refuse to be disrespected by anyone who dresses like an unwashed tree branch."And yet, when a rival tribe came to challenge her, when danger lurked too close, those same beastmen stood beside hersmirking, taunting, fighting for her."A beastman growled at me today. I growled back. He ran. I am the alpha now."Isabella isn't just surviving. She's thriving. And this world better keep up.

After dying in the world of One Piece, he was reincarnated once again this time as Neji Hyuga. But fate was no kinder here. With his father dead and the cursed Caged Bird Seal looming over him, for his survival he made a ruthless decision....

Chi Xiaoman and Qiao Ning have been childhood friends for over ten years. Then, under the influence of alcohol, they end...

You guys shine.So it's okay to vent a little, isn't it?

When MC was reliving a picture of a goddess, he died. Only meet the goddess, but instead of torturing him to eternity, she gives him wishes. And make him reincarnated in the Overlord world.As the name suggested, this is multiverse Fan fiction, that means MC will travel through different world like Marvel, DC, High School DXD, My vampire Diaries (may be) , Demon Slayer, etc.first world: Overlord (Chapter: 160)second World: Highschool DXD (Chapter: 60215)Third World: Demon Slayer(Chapter: 216)Fourth World: New World (Overlord)There will be a harem, no NTR or stuff.Some of you might dislike the Yggdrisil arc as it is a bit of AU and MC talk a lot. But it is only in this arc on world travel that I will tone down his unnecessary internal monologue.I am not a professional writer, and I have no deep experience in writing, so please ignore my grammar mistakes and such. I also took some inspiration from other fan fiction.It would be a great help if you could donate your power stone to me.

Ethan was living the dreama loving family, loyal friends, top grades at the academy. Nothing seemed out of place until he started growing up and found himself drawn to his own mother. That's when their forbidden affair began. But one event led to another, and soon Ethan began to uncover the truth: the sweet life he thought he knew was nothing but a carefully buried liecrafted by the very people he called his parents.If the Willows aren't his real family then who is he?What's his true connection to the Willowsthe family he once called his own?And what will Ethan do now that the truth is out?One thing's for surehe's not going to play nice.[Disclaimer: This novel does not contain actual incest involving blood relatives or any NTR content.]MC Info:Ruthless Pervert Intelligent Rizz King Future Mafia EmperorTags:Smut No NTR Netori Milf Yandere Mature R18 NSFW Sex Crime Mafia Gangsters Hentai Vibes Pregnancy Domination Play Psychological Games Corrupting the Pure Threesomes Bloody Messes Emotional Control

In a world where billions of people simultaneously descended into a Realm of Slaughter.Countries like Lighthouse Nation, Dragon Nation, and Sakura Island clashed for supremacy!Qin Feng awakened an unparalleled talent from the very beginning!SSS-level talent Infinite Extraction!He wielded the power to extract all, even the gods and the demons![Extraction successful! You have gained Spatial Ability!] [Extraction successful! You have gained Time Ability!] [Extraction successful! You have gained 100 points of Strength Attribute!] [Extraction successful! You have gained 100 points of Agility Attribute!] [Extraction successful! You have gained A-level talent!] [Extraction successful! You have gained S-level talent!] [Extraction successful! You have gained SS-level talent!] From this point on, Qin Feng embarked on a limitless path of harvesting

Ye Zhenzhen, the omnipotent queen of the film industry, transmigrated as the despised cannon-fodder villainess and wicked stepmother in a novel. Her husband was wealthy but had a superficial relationship with her, and her stepson was adorable but indifferent towards her.According to the book's original plot, this cannon-fodder villainess was about to face a tragic ending...Ye Zhenzhen thought, 'Since I've transmigrated into the book, why should I fear these 2D characters?'In the face of her cold and distant plastic husband's words, she retorted, "How can a grown man with a body temperature of thirty-seven degrees speak such icy and heartless words to his wife?"Then, she was faced with the irrational demands of her stepson's classmate's mother, "Ye Zhenzhen, you owe me an apology."She scoffed disdainfully, "Apologize to you? Will you kneel and listen to me if I do?"With her outstanding professional skills, she turned her life around by hosting a parent-child variety show, becoming an overnight sensation, and receiving countless acting offers!The stepson, who used to address her distantly and never as his mother, suddenly said, "My mom, Ye Zhenzhen, is the kindest and most beautiful woman in the world!"Haters: "So what if she's pretty? She married an old man for money!"One day, her plastic husband appeared at a charity gala and introduced himself, "Hello, everyone. I am Ye Zhenzhen's husband, the rumored old man."The audience below couldn't believe their eyes and ears! The handsome and wealthy CEO of Huan Ya Group was Ye Zhenzhen's husband?!Haters: "Being slapped back in the face like this hurt like hell!!"

Xia Yu made a wish to eat until he vomited. And this particular wish brought him to a completely strange world which was full of cuisines.What, Chef God System?"You need to not only satisfy normal people's appetite but also all kinds of devils and ghosts. Use your food to move them!" the old man said to him coolly.So, Xia Yu would never stop running on the road of becoming a Chef God.

Alex is a cancer patient who dies very young.At the moment of his death, Lust is betrayed by the other deadly sins and is forced to give out a system to a mortal.He blessed Alex with the system and Alex wakes up in a world filled with unnaturally beautiful people, except they're not people, they're elves!And he is the finest elf of all!and not just that, but his fiery red eyes seem to make all the women hornyHe quickly goes ahead to sleep with as many beautiful elven women as he can.But too soon, he is introduced into a war that has been brewing for a while when an extremist group of elves decided they want him to be one of them.Follow this story to see how he fights the extremist group named Eclipse and to find out if he manages to win

I complained that the play script in this other world was terrible. But then they told me, If you don't like it, write it yourself.'" I got so mad that I plagiarized the lives of famous people and made them into scripts. Your Highness, I still have twelve battleships. The die is cast. But it ended up being way more popular than I expected. Somebody, help me!!!

[Unique Ability: Curse of Fear Causes extreme stress and fear to any living creature within a 50m radius.]But why am I okay?

In his old world, Elric had nothingno powerful family, no elite degree, just relentless hard work and a passion for healing. Dismissed as a third-rate doctor, he shocked the nation by saving a congressman's life and becoming an overnight celebrity. But just when his career was rising, tragedy struck.Now, Elric opens his eyes in a world unlike any he's ever knowna land of swords, sorcery, and strange beliefs. Reborn in the countryside of a magical kingdom, where even a common cold is blamed on spirits, he's the only one who understands how the human body truly works.With no palace, no power, and no one to trust, Elric sets up a humble clinic in a rural village. Armed with science and sarcasm, he treats the sick, challenges ancient traditions, and slowly earns the awe and fear of a world ruled by magic.Mocked as a fraud. Hunted by rival healers. Feared by nobles and mages alike.But this world is about to learnEven a third-rate doctor can change history.

Akira Kisaragi traverses into the Bleach world, unlocking a check-in system.He initially thought that by checking in daily, he could become stronger, soon become the Captain-Commander, join Division Zero, punch Yhwach, kick the Soul King, and marry Unohana...However, the system's style wasn't quite what he had imagined. Check-in complete, obtained Genrysai Yamamoto's secret roasted sweet potato! Check-in complete, obtained exclusive attribute: King of Normal Attacks, effect... Check-in complete, obtained Retsu Unohana's... Akira's eyes suddenly lit up!"Seems like this might not be so bad after all!"

Contemporary college student Ye Leyao died suddenly from staying up late, and found himself transported into a world where several novels merged together, becoming the useless adopted son of the prestigious Huo family.The good news is that, apart from him, everyone else in the family is a big shot. Eldest Brother Huo is a legendary figure in the business world, Second Brother Huo is a top actor in the entertainment industry, and Third Brother Huo is a skilled esports player and boss.The bad news is, these big shots are all antagonists, and none of them have good endings.Even worse news is that, upon waking up, he finds himself in the middle of a cheap romance involving Second Brother, who is oblivious to the fact that the child in his lover's belly isn't his seed at all!Ye Leyao couldn't help but scream inwardly: "Aaaaaahhhhseriously? This romance-idiot still doesn't know the child in his lover's belly isn't his?!"All eyes in the family suddenly turn towards him. The second brother even stumbles.Everyone: What?!The top-tier Huo family adopted a young troublemaker some years ago.Initially, nobody in the family paid him any mind. That is, until they could all hear Ye Leyao's inner thoughtsJust as Father Huo brings his down-and-out friend home. Ye Leyao's inner voice: "Oh, so this is the little seductress trying to seduce Father Huo, plotting to make Mother Huo and Father Huo divorce, and wrecking the Huo family?"Father Huo's pupils dilate: "!" That night, before Ye Leyao can subtly hint to Mother Huo, the little seductress is personally "thrown" out by Father Huo.During breakfast at home, Eldest Brother Huo takes a video call discussing crucial shipment matters with his assistant.Ye Leyao perks up his ears, muttering to himself: "Why do I vaguely remember a typhoon changing course to pass through this route in a few days? Big Brother's business deal is definitely going down."Eldest Brother Huo: "" He immediately changes the shipping route with his assistant. Sure enough, five days later, news came that the original route was hit by a typhoon.Afterwards, Eldest Brother Huo transfers five million into Ye Leyao's account. Ye Leyao is astonished. Eldest Brother Huo tries to remain composed, saying calmly, "Take it, you've earned it."Third Brother Huo isn't home often. After the league ends, he brings his newly recruited team members home for dinner. Just as they enter the house, Ye Leyao stares keenly at his new teammates.Third Brother Huo is about to warn Ye Leyao against premature romance, when he hears Ye Leyao whispering in his mind: "They're handsome alright, but unfortunately, they're moles sent by the rival team."Third Brother Huo: "!!!" That night, Third Brother Huo begins investigating and not only discovers that the new teammates are moles from the rival team, but also finds out that his most trusted assistant has been secretly gathering data on their team!A week later, another ten million appeared in Ye Leyao's account.Ye Leyao, holding the money happily: "Third Brother, you're more generous than Big Brother!"Just then, Eldest Brother Huo passes by: ""As a supporting character in the novel, Ye Leyao's biggest dream is to save up money and flee with his family of antagonists when they hit rock bottom. Little did he expect that all these villains in his family would not only avoid disaster but thrive in their careers, and he would end up soaring with them.

At the time when every kid, teen and adults dreams revolve around to get training at EX Agency. Ryu Kaisen a 13 years old boy practices for marathon to win prize money and get admission at EX Agency. As he wins the marathon, he is able to get admission at EX Agency with his younger brother Tony Kaisen.As they reach EX Agency the meet their cousin Jin and a new friend Kai. While training they heard about rumors a powerful weapon in cave area of EX Agency by a 16 years old boy named Wei. They solved the mystery of cave by killing the impostor of EX Agency who was about to kill expelled kids of EX Agency. They broke that powerful Weapon. After some day Kai found some weapons from cave area.He gave those weapon as gift his friends, but every weapon was filled with incredible powers in it. As they found out the powers of weapon the monsters tried to attack their world but their friend Wei locked himself in cave with those monsters to save his friends and his world from those monsters.After discovering Wei's sacrifice, the squad rushed to the cave but found neither him nor the monsters. They entered a portal that led them to an unknown world, trapping them. During their search for Wei, Jin was captured by an army and imprisoned. To gain his freedom, he fought and defeated the Royal Guard, who turned out to be an alternate-dimension version of Ryu.Jin served the princess while RG Ryu vowed to help him find his friends. Meanwhile, Ryu, Kai, and Tony searched for Wei, but Tony was captured by his duplicate. Jin rescued Tony, and RG Ryu learned about Jin's SEVPON.After reuniting, they planned to confront the monsters, with Princess Ling Hua joining the fight. Once Tony recovered, they attacked Noxic, the monster controller, but their efforts failed. Just then, Wei reappeared, killed Noxic, and transferred his powers to Jin's remaining SEVPON. Tragically, Princess Ling Hua died in battle, and RG Ryu became prince in her honor. With Wei found, the five friends returned to their world.As the friends entered their world Kai found green gem. He picked it up. They all continued their training and noticed a new boy while admission were close. He ordered to live with Ryu and Tony in their room. He gave them their introduction and told them his name MyungJin.As days moved forward Kai and Tony secretly stole Ryu's sword which was gift from RG Ryu to Ryu. They placed that gem on it but the sword exploded and both sword and gem vanished. As it happened Ryu and RG Ryu's arm got to hot as burning flame so Wei used his magic to save cure them. Also Jin got fever and got admitted to EX Agency's hospital. As Wei cured both Ryus the sword came from their arms. It was the same powerful Weapon they had broke earlier in cave named Black Fire.As Wei and Ryu returned after the cure. They saw Jin's temperature kept increasing. As Wei moved forward to check Jin his eyes turned red and he snatched Black Fire from Wei and exploded whole EX Agency. Wei went to other dimension to call RG Ryu and his army against Jin's beast mode while other managed to keep Jin busy. As RG Ryu's army entered their world they fought against Jin's creature army.While Wei went back in time to meet Prince Wei, Princess Ling Hua's brother to get solution for Jin's condition. They both entered the present time to save Jin and all dimensions. Wei restored the broken Sevpons. The Both Wei with magical power managed to cure Jin and resotore EX Agency. After Battle Prince Wei returned to his time and RG Ryu with his army returned to their Dimension.

Outdated game streamer Fang Zhou was invited to a romance reality show, but he discovered that out of the five female guests on the show, four were his ex-girlfriends whom he had wronged.He told the pure school beauty: "You're too innocent, I prefer someone more seductive."He told the top-tier female star: "Your voice is too high-pitched, I prefer a natural one."Facing his abnormal ex-girlfriends, Fang Zhou originally just wanted to keep a low profile, but unexpectedly, the audience started shipping him with his ex-girlfriends.The live broadcast room's popularity skyrocketed, each episode became explosively popular, and advertisements flooded in.Later, when the ex-girlfriends discovered each other's identities, he was pressed into a small dark room, looking up at the women's exquisite faces, and heard them say, "If you don't behave, we'll turn you into a specimen, so you'll never leave us."Fang Zhou: "I'm doomed, all my wronged ex-girlfriends have turned yandere."

A talented young man, Cyril Felling, just entered a prestigious academy of the great Empire, ready to begin his new life. Everything was supposed to go well.But suddenly he started seeing a strange woman trying to talk to him that no other human could see.Next, there was a student from the same grade saying she could see the future and that the world is in danger.And finally he discovered that his body was hiding some mysteries as well.All he wanted was to learn magic and prepare to fight demons in peace, yet he keeps encountering one weird situation after another.

Tachikawa Shin always thought he was a decent, upright manunfortunately, he'd been saddled with an indecent favorability system.Raise others' affection to grow stronger?"I'd rather stay away from these witches, but this concerns my safety and physical integrity... Well, it seems I don't have a choice," Tachikawa Shin said righteously, with absolutely no perversion whatsoever.All hail the Rizzler!

The boy born with cursed eyes, said to be the traitor of all races.Discriminated against all his life will he fight back, or be consumed by hatred? Or will he learn to rise above it?In the world of magic... the Order of Arcane, filled with seven top races, all united by one thing: hating the color of his eyes and a certain name.This kid shall pay for a crime he never committed, etched with seven mythical curses by who? Who knows.How to release them? Solve the seven Akashi riddles.Will he win? Or just become another forgotten page in the history books of Eldarado?There are three primary types of magic: Normal. Racial. Unique.He awakens all of them.Normal: Well maybe not so normal for him.Racial: ??Unique: ??And one final question whispered in the shadows of forgotten historyWho is the true, declared heir to the Obsidian Throne.

"Shit, is this really how I turn out?!"In the time of war he was known as the Body Flicker, Forbidden Magic Maker, and the Golden Blur.Arthur Vaelthorne.He had so many titles that it was unsurprising that the empire was the side that won the war, all because he had participated in it.A man that had the potential to become the strongest, rivaling the old powers, and the talent to back it up....Only ended up as a hidden boss in a popular game, meeting his end at the hands at one of his own students.A powerful hidden boss, unfortunately he had the fate of any other boss: Beaten by the protagonist.Now, with a second chance and the memories of one of the game's top players, he has a chance to rewrite his fate.

Ten years ago, John and his parents were transported into a game world.This young man, full of ambition to conquer the world, unfortunately awakened the weakest classFurniture Maker.But what troubled John most wasn't his class.Like most transmigrators, he had a system.The only problem wasThis system kept granting him strange and absurd skills.[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've acquired a concept-level skill: Absolute Diarrhea Technique. Your basic attacks will cause opponents to suffer explosive diarrhea until complete exhaustion. Any creature without an anus is unworthy of being your enemy!][Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've acquired a concept-level skill: Mummification Wrapping Technique. Bandages crafted by you can heal all things!][Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've acquired a concept-level skill: You may steal and copy the abilities of anyone named John!][Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've acquired a bonus concept-level skill: You may forcibly rename anyone to John!]Years later, in the Divine Realm, a lone figure stood tall above the heavens.As the sacred hymns echoed, he raised a fingerAnd all the gods clenched their anuses in fear.

The world I transmigrated into was a dark fantasy game universe, devoid of hope or dreams.Doesn't feel like it at all, though.

"I thought I was dead, but when I opened my eyes, I found myself reincarnated in an abandoned RPG game. I intended to gather the heroes I had trained to form a guild once again, but"I thought I was dead, but when I opened my eyes, I found myself reincarnated in an abandoned RPG game. I intended to gather the heroes I had trained to form a guild once again, butHmm it seems all the heroes have completely lost their minds."

"How did you know? I've been careful so that no one could find out."Adrian Kaiser von der Palzgraf, the heir of the Pa...

I was born in Japan and inherited a temple at the beginning.The system is activated at the beginning, which can enhance everything."Ordinary Buddhist Scripture" enhanced to "Medicine Buddha Sutra"Recite the sutra ten thousand times, and you will become a Vajra!"Vajra Pestle" strengthens "Vajra Indestructible Root"The most rigid and masculine, indestructible!"Eight Divisions of Heavenly Dragons" enhanced to "Great Heavenly Dragon Visualization Method"Great Heavenly Dragon, Prajna Buddha!The widow haunted by evil spirits, the eight-foot-tall adult"I don't know if I can bear it.""Demon, I want you to help me practice!"

An alien abduction romance. Updates Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.Grant has a tolerance for boredom. Late shift in a middle-of-nowhere facility? Sign him up. If the money's good, he'll happily take the peace and quiet of a long night watching an empty cell.And then he meets Subject B-31. Blue, beautiful, and completely inhuman. Her captors call her Batty, thanks to her big ears and the way she hangs upside down by her tail.He's told not to talk to her. He's told to think of her as a test subject, not a person. He's told to cash his checks and live his humble life. He's told to ignore the sorrow on her face and the desperation in her crimson eyes. Maybe he should have listened. When he finally busts her out, the rescue isn't a rescue at all: it's an abduction.Batty is Princess Sykora, of the tyrannical Taiikari Empire. She commands the Black Pike, a massive voidship on the imperial frontier. Grant must learn a new life, in a firmament filled with ambitious nobles, deadly rivals, and the sinister smiles of the Taiikari Imperial Court. And he'll have to learn fast.Because when the Princess of the Void looks at Grant, she doesn't just see a saviorshe sees a husband.And she isn't asking.