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Qin Huai crossed into the mysterious fantasy world where demons were rampant and heroes were rising. He had no background or cultivation qualifications until the day he became a medicine store apprentice and started to cultivate with his fellow apprentices.He found that the experience orbs actually fell out of his master and brothers.He learned to grind medicine with his brothers."Ding! Medicine Art' Experience+3!"His Master and brothers practiced martial arts."Ding! You picked up an Essence of Qi Cultivation (White)', Qi Cultivation' experience +3!"He killed the bandits in the mountains and picked up their cultivation."Ding! Astringent Breath Technique' experience +13!"His master said that the technique was not good at attacking, had a cultivation limit, and could only prolong life.But when Qin Huai picked up the experience until the Astringent Breath Technique was 50 times stronger, his body took a tremendous change. A gentle push of his hand was like a wave. He could now both attack and defend.People said that when two kinds of cultivation methods clashed, continuing to cultivate would lead to the death of the cultivator.However, when Qin Huai picked up experience and directly skipped the cultivation process, he found there were no side effects at all!When Qin Huai practiced more and more cultivation methods, he suddenly found that those methods interacted with each other in his body and became stronger skills.Qin Huai, who could pick up experience, began to wander among the major powers.He saw flesh growing from white bones and the dead revived.He saw demons cooking 10,000 people and exuding extremely evil energy.He saw the Buddha statue chanting in the temple. Sanskrit sounded like a mantra.Qin Huai silently picked up experience in order to settle down in the chaotic world.

Yao Yao was born as a little glutton, her appetite rivaling half a mountain.One day, the old Taoist who adopted her passed away in meditation. At just three and a half years old, Yao Yao had no choice but to pack her small bag and head down the mountain to find her senior master.By chance, she ended up saving a wealthy tycoon from a car accident and became the adopted daughter of the prestigious Gu family.At first, everyone in the Gu family opposed the idea.The Gu family matriarch tapped her cane and said, "Raising someone else's child? Careful not to end up with an ingrate!"The Gu family head, Gu Xuesong, said indifferently, "Picked up halfway? Who knows what kind of trouble she might bring."From the eldest to the seventh brother, their response was unanimous: "We don't want a sister!"But this little girl, rejected by the entire family, proved herself after joining the Gu household.She resolved the business partner issues that even Gu Xuesong couldn't handle, bringing in so many contracts that they couldn't sign them all.She cured the Gu matriarch's chronic leg pain, to the point where the old lady was now striding around effortlesslyEven the seven Gu brothers, one after another, benefited greatly from her presence.It was only then that the Gu family realized they had brought home a treasure.From then on, the Gu family's attitude completely changed.The Gu matriarch: "Yao Yao, do you want some cream puffs? Grandma will buy them for you."Gu Xuesong: "Yao Yao, do you want a private jet? Daddy will have one sent over to take you for a ride."The Gu brothers: "Yao Yao, do you want"And so, Yao Yao secured herself a meal ticketone of the highest quality!Love this translation? Support me on Patreon for early access, exclusive content, and more! Your support keeps the translations comingsubscribe today!

What would you do if your planet ceased to exist after a nap?

Ten years ago, mana descended upon Earth in the form of Gates that opened into other worlds. These Gates contained Magical Beasts of unfathomable strength and power that preyed upon humans and sought the destruction of everything around them.But along with the Gates, humans gained the power of Giftssuper abilities that allowed them to fight back against the monsters and take back their world.Now, the Superhumans with Gifts are tasked with defending the people and ensuring that the Gates, which open all over the world, do not bring about the end of them all....Jason Marc was just your regular seventeen-year-old high school student whose father abandoned him ten years ago. He worked two part-time jobs while also helping his mom with her diner to aid with the finances, but he could have never guessed that his entire world would change on the eve of his eighteenth birthday.Now, with more power than any one man should possess and an army at his beck and call, Jason works toward protecting those close to him while finding out the truth behind the emergence of the Gatesand preventing the end of the world.

Lao Chen was just an old, underpaid security guard in a rundown apartment complex, living a miserable life under a stingy, ungrateful boss.His wife left him, his daughter wanted nothing to do with him, and poverty was his only constant companion.In the end, death came in the form of a drunk driver, leaving him broken and forgotten on the cold pavement.But fate wasn't done with him. In his final moments, he prayeddesperate, pleading to any deity who would listen.And someone did.The God of Wealth and Love took pity on his wasted life and granted him a second chance.Wake up again as Zhao Yiming, a 25-year-old gambler and alcoholic drowning in debt with nothing but a good face and a strong body to his name, he was given the Affinity Money Maker Systema mysterious power that let him gain wealth and influence by forming relationships, whether as lovers, friends, or even enemies.Before he knew it, he had stumbled his way into unimaginable riches.But things never go as planned. One moment of recklessnessone affair with the wrong womanled to an unexpected murder.Now, the system has thrown him onto a new path: The Villain Route. With a negative perk that keeps the police off his trail but tightens the noose around his future, Zhao Yiming is faced with an impossible choice.Will he claw his way to the top and become the billionaire he was meant to be? Or will his second life end behind bars, just as tragic as his first?

This is a strange and inexplicable worldMountains, water, stones, flowers, grass, trees, wood, the Sun, moonlight, stars All creation under the Heavens and Earths are sources of energy. In this world, there are all the classics from his previous world, but there is a new addition: The Law of Dao. Fang Zhengzhi was conflicted. I can obtain power from reading books? Should I read Tao Te Ching first? Or should I read The Art of Becoming Invisible? What about the Analects of Confucius or The Golden Lotus? With The Law Of Dao as his foundation, can Fang Zhengzhi master the Dao of All Creation and open the gate of God?

I have a childhood friend.

Before going to college, an ordinary high school student went tocelebrate and got drunk. When he woke up, he found himself in acompletely different world. There was a big sect, the approaching sectentrance examination, a slum where his body's previous owner lived, and ashared memory about a missing young girl.

A student who was preparing the Civil Service examination for 4th year, suddenly he found himself in an unfamiliar body 3 years ago.As well as a status window displaying a threat in front of his eyes![Outbreak!][Status Abnormality: Debut or Death' Occurs!]A diary about the transformation of the main character, who was suddenly challenged to be an idol even though he has never been in the industry before due to sudden threat of death.Speciality: He used to take and sell idol's data.

Yamagata Tatsumi and his family were traveling in their car when a wild truck smashed into their car. But wait! The MC wasn't dead yet, his entire family was though. With his entire family dead and relatives abandoning him, the only one remaining by his side was his pet cockatiel. For a year he lived only with his pet, who had been with him since childhood. But finally, her lifespan reached its end and she died in his arms.

Zephyr Ashbourne has been a mage for two months. Following one eventful night where he accidentally made a pact with a werewolf deity, he's left with the ability to use magic - much to the dismay of his vampire ex-girlfriend who'd been seeking magic for herself. Now Zephyr is attending a small and selective university for mages half way across the world, the Midnight Court. Though quickly, he learns this new power comes with new problems. His ex-girlfriend, for one, wasn't thrilled when he skipped town without a word. And too, his new dueling partner, Aries de la Fel, seems to find new ways to push his buttons on the daily.A novelization of a playthrough of Covens of Midnight - a slice-of-life, magic school, enemies-to-lovers RPG.

Li Xiandao obtained the ancient Bank of the Universe but now the bank was totally empty and had no treasures at all. The only thing it had were a bunch of debts.

Chen Rui, an otaku from earth, is reborn into a human body in another world, who falls into the legendary evil, brutal world of the devil called Mozu where humans are treated as food. He has to survive while facing horrors of the devil, violent dragons and a variety of power enemies depending on a strange super system chip and his wits. Surrounded by Devil's beauties such as black-bellied lolita princess, cold queens, violent dragons, charming poisonous devils Wanting to live in the Devil's world is hard! Wanting to live in the Devil's world as a human is harder! Wanting a human to be the devil's son-in-law is hardest!Let us see how a small otaku uses power and strategy step by step starting from an ordinary human to writing a legend as the devil's greatest son-in-law. - Description from Novelupdates

Once upon a time, an Alchemist Grandmaster from the World of Immortals accidentally took possession of a playboy, who hailed from a rich and powerful family, and became a student in the middle of his midterms.

After breaking up with his girlfriend, he accidentally acquired a genius system and rose from there against the heavens, becoming invincible.. - Description from Novelupdates

Amelia has slaved her whole life, working multiple jobs to help support her poor husband Caleb only to discover he is a millionaire!When confronted, Caleb feels no guilt. He divorces her immediately to pursue his true love, leaving her with nothing to her name."Kelsie is the woman that I love, the woman who truly deserves to be by my side," Caleb said. "Now, sign the papers and I can end this farce of a marriage."But thankfully, fate has yet to close all its doors on her.The messy breakup has led Amelia to meet the elusive Matteo Montgomery, the mysterious owner of X'el International Inc., and even though Amelia could have sworn that this is the first time they have ever met, Matteo seemed to hold more interest in her than ordinary.With her divorce finalized, Matteo's courtship quickly grows more extravagant. He offers her everything, from a job as his secretary, a new penthouse apartment, and a permanent home in his heart.But just as Amelia's heart begins to open up to Matteo's sincerity, Caleb comes crawling back, determined to ruin her life.***Excerpt"Oh?" Matteo asked, and Amelia caught a hint of amusement in his voice. "Then pray tell, what did we converse about?"Amelia swallowed. Good heavens, he was so close. She could barely even breathe, afraid that every movement she made would just amplify how loud her heartbeat was. It was racing like a bullet train at this point, and she felt it clog at her throat, refusing her a chance to speak."I II""I have no girlfriend, Amelia," Matteo said. "And before you overthink, I do not have a wife in secret either."His fingers didn't let go of her wrist, and instead, it even tightened its grip. It wasn't painful in the slightest, but it sent surges of electricity rushing through her body as though she had been struck by lightning in the most thrilling of ways.A coy smile curved his lips, and he leaned in just the slightest. His lips were now a hair's breadth away from hers, and Amelia instinctively held her breath."Unless, perhaps you would like to volunteer?"

Three years after graduating, Chu Mo, who could barely maintain his basic livelihood, activated The Tycoon System, and a bank card with an unlimited credit limit that could be safely used appeared before him. Start a company? Make investments? Buy stocks? In the face of the bank card with unlimited credit, these options seemed to lose their significance. Having already obtained inexhaustible and unlimited money, he might as well live comfortably as an infinitely wealthy tycoon.

One day, a Tower appeared, and with it a proclamation by God that Humanity is to be judged for becoming too corrupt.RegressionIt's an ability so fraudulent that it doesn't require any detailed explanation.Yes, I also agree that it is a fraudulent ability, butIsn't it too much to regress due to just a slightest injury?

I lived my whole life as a s*ave, bound by a leash. But there was one thing that I was able to choose for myself: the place where I would die."Any last words?"My only friend asked me in a calm voice, and I quietly replied as I closed my eyes."Waaaah!"Waaaah?To cut to the chase, I was reincarnated. And not just as anyone, but as my friend's youngest grandson. So, what am I going to do now? Well, what else can I do?"I'm going to cause chaos."

In a world where power is stolen from the blood of dead gods, the strong feast, and the weak are forgotten. Dante "the Fox" Hollow knows this all too wellhe's a low-tier Harvester, scraping by on leftover drops of divinity while the real monsters take everything. Quick with a blade, quicker with his mouth, and always one step ahead of trouble, Dante dreams of a day when he won't have to run anymore.That day comes when he stumbles upon the abandoned resting place of a godnot just any god, but the Trickster himself. A legend, a liar, a master of chaos. And Dante? He's just stupid enough to take a sip.Now, the hunger is setting in. The whispers in his head are getting louder. The gods are watching, and some aren't happy. Dante's power is growingtoo fast, too dangerousbut the higher he climbs, the closer he gets to losing himself.Because there's one rule every Harvester knows: the more you steal from the gods, the less of you remains.And Dante? He plans to steal everything.

Seo Tae Hyuk, jailed after being falsely accused.

Thirty Years East, Thirty Years West. Don't you bully the young and poor!Split open the sky!Go against Heaven!Sick and tired of that kind of cultivation quote and troupe? The never-ending long grind that seemed to have one world after another once you supposedly reached the false apexes?Well, it's time to broaden your horizons! You shall now be blessed with the perspective of someone who's at the top of the top: Ye Ming.Someone who had foolishly decided to experience mortal life before realizing how crap it was. It was time to return to his real life."I wasn't born with a diamond spoon, but born with the endgame life." Ye Ming laughed sinisterly. He was the sole Young Master of a family who dominated everything already.Trash cultivation? Trash spiritual roots? Trash background?Sorry, but that ain't Ye Ming!However, he does have one great and relatable trait: procrastination.

After dying in the modern world, I was reincarnated in a gender-reversed world."Ah, a demon! It's a demon!!""Immediately! Execute-him!"with a very troublesome trait called Demon's Blood.Since everyone in the world wanted to kill me, I fled to the forest.[Why is there a man here???][This is terrible wowowow][Hnng Oppa~aah]But strange people keep coming to my forest.

Beasts of all kindsspiritual beasts, demonic beasts, rare beasts, celestial beasts, ancient relics, dragons of fortune, sword spirits, corpse puppets, gu insects, mechanical marvels, and elemental spiritsevery form and technique can be mastered.The story begins in a third-rate cultivation sect, the Beast Taming SectStruggle through the weak paths; ascend with the mastery of beasts!

Absurd! Reincarnating as a newborn in a demon-infested world, the overturning system arrived 30 years early.[At 30, after enduring endless hardships, you have achieved nothing and remain a loner. Reward: Late Bloomer (Talent) - Effect: The older your bones, the faster you cultivate.][Overturning mission: Defeat Chen Yuan at the sixth level of the Guiyuan Realm within a year. Reward: Swordsmanship entry-level]One-year-old Chen Yi looked at the content on the panel, then down at his small arms and legs, falling into deep thought.'Damn! This system definitely arrived too early!''I'm only a year old, what good is the Late Bloomer talent now?''And Chen Yuan of the Guiyuan Realm...'...Years later, war reports came from the frontlines.'The Tianyuan Continent's top ten martial arts prodigy, Champion Marquis of the Wei Dynasty, the Amorous Young Master, Sword Saint Chen Yi, slaughtered 100,000 demons on the battlefield of Taizhou Mountain to celebrate for the human race!'However, Chen Yi looked at the battlefield flowing with rivers of blood and shook his head:'I've been making overturn since I was one, experiencing countless life and death situations to achieve my current cultivation level. It's not surprising you can't resist!'Those 'life and death' crises were terrifyingly daunting.The big brother at one year old, childhood sweetheart at five, senior brother at ten, princess at a tender age...Who understands my hardships?PS: Infant stream, system-arriving-early stream, light-hearted, humorous, passionate.PPS: Also known as 'Starting the Overturn as an Infant', 'Reborn as an Infant, What an Overturn! ', 'Talking is Useless, It's Time to Fight.'

Bad news: Xu Yanmiao traveled back to ancient times, but he himself is lazy and uninterested in anything but internet cybersecurity, which is useless in ancient times.Good news: He's bound to a system.Bad news: The system is called the Gossip System, not the fortune-telling kind, but the kind that contains other people's private information and scandals. Utterly useless.More bad news: This system is also glitchy, and the extent of the bugs is unknown.Even more bad news: This body is that of a minor official who can attend court meetings, while Xu, the time traveler doesn't understand the classics, can't write with a brush, and is at risk of being exposed for cheating in the imperial exams.Xu Yanmiao: ""Forget it, just lie low, wait to die, maybe dying quickly could lead to another time travel.In the court, the emperor was furious about state affairs, and the courtiers trembled in fear.Xu Yanmiao pretended to listen attentively but was actually focused on browsing the Gossip System.[Wow, the emperor just took in a 16-year-old noblewoman yesterday! A beautiful addition! He's getting stronger with age! And he was tossing and turning in bed all night but still has such a powerful voice now! Amazing!] [This noblewoman used to be the crown prince's concubine! And the crown prince even knows how to write passionate love letters!] [Wow wow wow! The crown prince sneaked into the grandpa's harem hissgot intimate while the old emperor was attending court! Do it quickly! Why isn't there any video] [Huh? Why is there no sound?]Xu Yanmiao cautiously raised his head and glanced around.[What happened? Why is everyone kneeling? Where's the emperor?]The emperor went to catch adultery in the harem.The "imperial exam cheating" bomb finally exploded.Xu Yanmiao couldn't explain why his handwriting on the exam paper didn't match his usual handwriting, nor could he answer why he didn't understand the classics.The evidence prepared by the ousted crown prince of the emperor hit the nail on the head, and his personal bodyguard was ready to drag Xu Yanmiao away to the prison, awaiting execution in the autumn.Xu Yanmiao held onto the gossip that proved his innocence but was in a quandary:How do I explain the source of my information[Say that I secretly met with the Chief Examiner, the Minister of Rites, three nights before the exam? Impossible, that night, the Minister of Rites was dressed as a woman, spent the night at the General's Mansion, with the general]The general's body shook, and he interjected: "Your Majesty!!!!""Although the evidence of exam cheating is solid, I believe there's still something fishy about this. It should be re-investigated! Especially Xu Xu Xu Yanmiao's attire is neat and tidy! Someone who cares so much about their appearance, how could they tarnish their reputation!"The crown prince, who couldn't hear his thoughts: ??[Also, what's with saying that the examiner faking yawning and tiredness was intentionally leaving me a gap for cheating? He spent the night before the exam in the pigsty without sleeping, how could he not be tired the next day? But, surprisingly, the Imperial Academy lecturer actually believed in pig's milk]The Imperial Academy lecturer's face went pale, and he burst out: "Your Majesty!!!!""I I agree with the General's words! How could Xu Lang cheat in the exam! He he he deliberately drank a glass of pure water before the exam, believing that only good-hearted people can use pure things, such a kind-hearted person, how could he cheat in the exam!"Thinking he had everything under control, the crown prince: ??Xu Yanmiao was deeply moved.[They're all good people, even if their brains don't work well, they're trying their best to find reasons and excuses for me.] [But I really have no way to turn the tables, alas, it's a pity that I haven't finished watching the TV series I've been following. The old emperor angered the empress last night and got kicked out of the bedchamber, and now I'm going to die before seeing the ending. He seems to be planning to paint his face with ink and pretend to be a cat to cheer up the empress]"Bang"The old emperor slammed the table, forcibly interrupting the continuous stream of thoughts: "I believe Xu Yanmiao did not cheat in the exam! Release him, innocent!"The civil and military officials couldn't wait to echo, fearing that if they were too slow, Xu Yanmiao might spill more gossip."Yes yes yes! Release him innocent!""Long live Your Majesty!""Your Majesty, please end the court session! Let Xu Lang go home and rest! You've tired him out by making him stand for so long!"The crown prince: ??Did Xu Yanmiao drug them with hallucinogens or something?

The Emperor had issued an official decree to appoint a successor to the throneone who would become the next ruler of the empire.But instead of a direct appointment, the successor would be determined through a formal battle among the princes and princesses.A battle that would drag in many factions, overflow with conspiracies, claim countless lives, and reshape the entire continent... was about to begin.But among the contenders, there was one prince who had no intention of fightingNolan.Handsome, lazy, and utterly annoying, Nolan was well-known for the many unflattering titles given to him by those around him.Nolan: "Fighting to become emperor? Please... I just want to relax and enjoy life."Rather than compete, he convinced his twin sister to fight in his place while he supported her from behind the scenes.Nolan: "My dear sister, I leave my future in your capable hands!"And with that, the prince's journey toward a life of leisurerelying entirely on his sisterofficially began.

This novel is also known as My Apocalypse DomainOn doomsday, Tang Yu unexpectedly got the Lord of the End System, he remained very calm.Lack of experts? I will construct a pub so I can make ten draws in a row; Lack of food? I can't be too cheap with the large pack full of food supplies sent from the market;Lack of safety? Arrow Tower, Mage Tower Artillery and all kinds of automatic defence buildings. Having many isn't too many;Lack of equipment? Workshop production must produce high-quality items. Sir, would you like one? We are having a 20% discount special at nine!In short, this is a story of Great Lord Tang building up his territory, attacking some monsters, and ripping off Cough, making some money at the same time. - Description from Novelupdates

Richard, who was born with a broken body, thought that this medieval world was outrageous enough, with knights, dragons, witches, and giant beasts.But he didn't expect to meet Cinderella right after gaining territory. Her 1.8-meter-long legs were so charming that they could crush people to death.It turned out that this was a fairy tale world, or a dark fairy tale.Without saying anything, Master Richard directly helped Cinderella fill up her puffs.Wait, why does the system prompt that Cinderella is a witch? Or a yandere?The 36D dangerous Little Red Riding Hood, the white and tender Snow White, and the long-sleeping Sleeping Beauty are all witches.Different witches can bring different benefits to the lord Richard.Yeah!The master is going to overthrow the world, establish an empire, collect witches, and fill up!

"You Scammer! Return me my 10,000-year-old Mystic Jade Staff!""You lost it fair and square in the gamble, Grand Elder. I can't help it if your so-called Profound Scrying Eyes couldn't see through my cups.""What cups!? Those were the Divine Temple Bells of the Mahayana Temple!""And?""Even the Immortal Monarch himself can't see through them, you thief!"***"What do you mean you won't reimburse me for the Flying Sword Insurance I took?""The terms and conditions clearly state that there will be no reimbursement within the first year of taking out the policy.""You never said that!""And you never read the fine print in the contract, Patriarch.""The fine print that was written with illusory ink!? You bastard!"***"How did my small loan of 1,000 Immortal Stones turn into a debt of 100,000 Immortal Stones? You loan shark!""That's just the power of compounding, my friend.""You call that compounding? I took the loan last week, you scammer! And I'm not your friend, I'm the goddamn Emperor!"***"How are you not dead? I saw your corpse with my own eyes!""My death was greatly exaggerated, Senior Sister.""You didn't even have a head!""Like I said, exaggerated."***In the vast world of cultivation, where honor and integrity reign supreme, one man dares to defy the heavensnot with sword or spell, but with deception and trickery.Once a lowly street urchin, Han Yu quickly realized that cultivation required three things: talent, resources, and powerful backers. He had none of those. What he did have, however, was a sharp tongue, quick hands, and a complete lack of shame.From gambling dens to immortal auctions, from conning sect elders to running an interdimensional insurance scam, Han Yu's reputation spreads across the cultivation world like an unstoppable plague.No treasure is too sacred, no contract too ironclad, and no oath too unbreakable for him to twist to his advantage. Even the mighty Immortal Clans dare not underestimate himafter all, the last sect that tried ended up legally belonging to him.With a growing list of enemies, a debt larger than some celestial empires, and a skillset that consists entirely of loopholes, misdirection, and sheer audacity, Han Yu's journey to the peak of immortality is anything but conventional.Will he be hunted down by every major power in the realm? Will he accidentally scam his way into becoming an Immortal Emperor? Or will he outwit even fate itself and make the heavens owe him a favor?One thing is certainwhen Han Yu is involved, nothing is ever fair, but the house always wins.-------P.S: This book is set in the universe of Walker of the Words and is in the same time period.Tags: #Comedy#weak to strong#Scamming#Beast companions#Monster Master#World Exploration#Faceslapping#Overpowered Cheats#Pretending to be weak