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After being defeated and captured, the dragon-slaying hero Leon became a captive of the Silver Dragon Empress.With a resolve for certain death, Leon unexpectedly turned the tables and successfully imp**gnated the empress on his verge of dying.He thought that this would be enough to let the empress live with shame for the rest of her life and he also fulfilled his duty as a dragon slayer.However, two years later, when Leon opened his eyes, he found a little dragon girl with a tail lying beside him

One day, a villainess came to the orphanage."I absolutely can't stand children!""How can someone my age have a child? It doesn't make sense!""What's so great about these little creatures that tire you out all day long"Setting aside her dislike for childrenSomehow, after she arrived, the children started gaining weight."It's all because of the contract, you know?"That's what she says.While personally feeding them sweets she made herself.

[Hi, I am Poppy Hardy, Your system general manager. You have finally gain access to the entire fund on the system. Congratulations. $100,000,000,000,000 have been unlocked. You can now donate as you want. You can now investment as you want. You can spend as you want. Good luck host. Become the most beloved man on earth] Once bullied, once humiliated, once he begged like a dog, but now everybody wants lick his feet. Ethan Winston, The remarkable Giver! Godly Investor! To hell with you all. I would provide and protect those in my heart!

[IT'S NETORI - MC steals women and doesn't get NTR'd!]Leo Anderson, a playboy with a preference for NTRing other men, is abruptly summoned, along with others, to a game-like fantasy world. Given the Charm Systemhe seeks to live this new life as he pleases. And so he begins his journey on the path of cucking numerous men!Super Gift = three extra chapters.Covers been banned until the 18th by the company.

Yoshimura, a average guy, no more ordinary than the next guy, worked in a company and lived a simple life surprisingly had an unexpected death and died.Fortunately his last days were spent spreading happiness around him which spotted him a place at a certain higher degree of power which gave him one extraordinary thing.One Wish, Any WorldSo seeing the generous and crazy offer, Yoshimura, like any other chose to be reincarnated to his favorite novel 'The King's Path' and was successfully reincarnated too.Unfortunately not in the right body."What! I am now in the body of the second villain that would be trampled by my favorite protagonist!""My Beautiful Fiance, a heroine is preparing to invade my place!""My Step-mother seized all of my properties!""My Bodacious Maid looks at me strangely in my sleep!"........."Just how much am I fucked?"....................Well... at the very least I know what will happen later.And the goddess gave me the best talent.[ You have been gifted 'Eyes of Eternity' ][ Sealed Potential Unlocked : Black Hole ]......Wait a second!......................This is my second book.But think of it as my very first because... I'm not that fluent at English, hehe. So please endure the whatever third-rate world grammar I am going to write.

Rael screwed up badly. One reckless gamble later, and his guild's entire emergency fund was gone. With debt collectors ready to harvest his organs, his only hope was a single, desperate gacha pull.Ding![Congratulations! Player: Quarterpounder69 has obtained the (Divine) Grade item, Eye of the Beast!][Divine Grade item obtained! All Stats +250][First Divine Grade item obtained! All Stats +100][New title unlocked! [Heavenly Attraction] (Divine)]With no other choice, he consumed the itemonly to be thrown into a situation no player had ever faced before.[To ensure fairness, please select a random number. This will determine which boss monster variation you become.]'Uh, I don't fucking know? 69... hmm, maybe not...'[Confirmed.]'Wait'[Congratulations! You've chosen the Special-Type Boss Monster Variation: The Pay-to-Win Boss.][Congratulations! You've become a Boss Monster!]Armed with broken perks like [Premium Leveling], [Premium Evolution], and [Premium Shop], Rael was thrust into the world of the VRMMORPG game he had been playing.The issue was, he went back in time, specifically, 150 days before the launch of version 1.0.

'S-Rank Adventurer & Reincarnated Otherworlder' Sebastian is thrust into the role of Head Butler' for a mysterious upstart noble in the kingdom's most dangerous, ungoverned regionThe Garden of Hell, where powerful beasts roam and rule the land...!What he doesn't expect is that the young noble he's assigned to serve... is none other than the villainess from an Otome Game in his previous life!But this villainess is far from the arrogant, malicious figure he remembers...Having lost her engagement to the crown prince and fallen into disgrace, she's now tasked with creating and managing this dangerous territory in the Kingdom of Florentia.Now... Sebastian must help this fallen villainess regain her honor while serving as her head butlerall while working to transform this perilous region into a prosperous one!TAGS AND GENRE:Romance | Comedy | Fantasy | Slice of Life | Kingdom Building | Action | Reincarnation | Villain | Villainess | Otome Game | Royal Family | Drama

Yuuta was the weakest, most average guy on Earthbarely surviving college, working a part-time job, and raised in a quiet orphanage with no real family to call his own. But everything changed the night he had a vivid dream... of marrying a stunning, powerful Dragon Queen from another world.He woke up thinking it was just a dream. Until she showed up in his roomwith wings, horns, and a daughter who calls him Papa.Turns out, it wasn't a dream. And now Yuuta's life is anything but normal.With half her power sealed, the Dragon QueenErzais stuck living in the human world, adapting to cramped apartments, dishwashing shifts, and the chaos of Earth. Yuuta, once a lonely soul, suddenly finds himself with a family, a responsibility, and feelings he never knew he was capable of.As fatherhood, monsters, magical secrets, and mysterious enemies creep into his life, Yuuta must risenot as a hero, but as a man who has something worth protecting.

After breaking up with his girlfriend, he accidentally acquired a genius system and rose from there against the heavens, becoming invincible.. - Description from Novelupdates

I, the mighty Telepath Starlord, got banished into the mortal world. The days in the mortal world are much better than those in heaven! Everything is here money, authority and most importantly stunning beauties! I am from a rich family. Yes, I am indeed wealthy now. The kind of wealth where you would not want to displease me. Domineering CEOs, military big shots, business geniuses, you name it I know them all! I know everything you are thinking about. You can't defeat me anyway, how are you going to go against me? A century in the mortal world is only equivalent to a hundred days in heaven.

The obsessed Big Brother, the loyal God, the yandere Vampire, the cold Honor's Student When a grand variety of Prince Charmings arrive continuously, what should a person feel like? Luo Liyan held her poor aching waist, raised her head to the skies and sighed, give them to whoever wants them!"What, want to run after seducing me?" That man with strong possessiveness approached little by little, trapping her in a corner. "Little Yan, what type do you like? I can always satisfy you, as long as you stay at my side!" Looking at that man who seemed more devilish the more he smiled, Luo Liyan trembled as she hugged herself. Cries So terrifying. Who the hell forcefully gave and took like this guy? - Description from Novelupdates

Su Yun was a prodigy, blessed by the gods. However, life is never so easy. Soon after reaching 6th stage in spirit novice realm cultivation, his progress stagnated due to incurring a rare medical condition.

In order to be reborn, Shen Mubai took up the task of saving the male lead from the path of suffering. Xuanzang struggled through eighty-one trials before he finally obtained the true Buddhist scripture, and yet she, Shen Mubai, had to toss in her entire self. Shen Mubai: Are all male leads this strange? Thanks. I want to make a complaint. System: What does him being strange have to do with me?Note: Xuanzang is a character in Journey to the West based on the historical buddhist monk Xuanzang. He journeys to obtain the Sanzangjing, "Three Collections of Scriptures". - Description from Novelupdates

An accident let him have a special ability to turn back time up to 1 minute. When he said the wrong things in front of his leader, he was able to return back to 1 minute before to correct what he said. During jade stone gambling and there was no jade inside, he turns back time to pick another stone. When the woman he likes met an accident, he can return back to 1 minute before to save her A small fry's rise through the ranks of the government service starts - Description from Novelupdates

I, Ning Daoran, have achieved what I have today step by step, relying solely on my own efforts!

After his girlfriend broke up with him, wandering all over the place, Xia Tian happens to see a girl about to be hit, after he saves her, he ends on the hospital. Now thanks to his accident Xia Tian awakened the ability to see through anything, be it weak points, or through clothing, nothing escapes his eye. Especially girls. - Description from novelupdates

Gaining a god-level talent at the beginning and becoming an enchanter, Zhao Xing chose to go with the country and let the country take him to level up!Skill enchantment: Unlimited [Knock Back], no matter how high the enemy's level is, one punch will force knock back!Space rule enchantment: Common ring, enchanted as [space ring]! The sea is open to all rivers!Conceptual enchantment: Ordinary key, enchanted as [Master Key]! Open the doors to all ruins!When the strong men of China came to the battlefield with Zhao Xing's enchanted equipment, the foreigners went crazy:France: "Fuck! This is the level 100 version of China's land reclamation, and we are still at level 60?"Japan: "Wori, why is China's equipment so perverted!"British: "Oh my god, the advanced dungeon has been completely occupied by China."Feilu Novel Network exclusively signed a contract with the novel: "Everyone: God-level Enchanter, the Country Takes Me to Level UTakes Mep"; this novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarities are purely coincidental and should not be imitated.

[Warning: MATURE/R-18 Content]Noah Ashford, the son of the village chief.And also, he was a reincarnator, who accidentally died by an unexpected event.Since childhood, he was always considered smart by his friends.Unfortunately, his talent was too low, leaving him far behind.Due to his low talent, he was always the object of ridicule, always talked about by the villagers.Luckily, one day when he was almost killed by a monster, something strange happened to him.He got a system, called talent increased.***Others tags:Adventure, Weak to Strong, Strong to Stronger, Killed, Level Up, Revenge, Hated Protagonist, Academy, Netori, No incest, Princess, Priest, Hero, Knight, Dragons, Demons, Magic Mana, Divinity, Skills, Rewards, Potions, Training, Hard Training, Body Enchament, Spirits, Elves, Dwarfs, Necromancer, Beast Taiming, Beats, Dryads, World Tree, Contract Spirits, Divinity, Holy Magic, Saints, Commander, Milf, Kings, Continent, Imperials, Nobles, Kingdoms, Tournament, Rivals, Emperors, Prince, Princess, Resistance, Conflict, War, Power Level System, Longevity, Cold ProtagonistSlice of Life: WPC JUNE 2024

Of the ancient gods only one remained in the world. This god lived alone for thousands of years and no longer had any desires. Legend had it that during the great war between the worlds he used his powers to turn the tide managing to seal the cataclysmic rift bringing order back into the three realms. Time flew by and hundreds of years passed in the blink of an eye.

If you had the opportunity to be granted one wish, what would your wish be?All humans on Planet New Earth were given such an opportunity.A translucent screen appeared in front of every human promising to grant any wish to the humans of new earth.You want to be a god?- GrantedYou want to be a devil?- GrantedYou want to have powers like Gojo or Naruto or Sasuke or Saitama or Goku?- GrantedYou want to be the richest man on the planet?- GrantedYou want the world to end?- GrantedYou want...Wait, what?!!!Granted?!!!Any wish a human wished for was granted to them!!And then it happened, the apocalypse!!!And our average MC, Corey Junior Zane, due to circumstances wished for wisdom, not just ordinary wisdom though.Unlimited Wisdom, Knowledge and Understanding.Would our MC be able to survive in such a dangerous world without having the ability to defend himself.Would he be able to survive in his school where the common enemies are Smileys?Read to find out!

I fell into a harem manga and became a magical girl.I just wanted to become a government employee and live a carefree life without getting involved with the main characters, but"I love you."The main heroine, who was supposed to confess to the protagonist, confessed to me instead.Why?

Wang Ling is a cultivation genius. Since a year old, he managed to achieve a new cultivation realm in every a couple of years. With the power beyond his own control, he became nearly invincible being.Wang Ling is sixteen years old now and he has to face one of the gratest battle he never faced before, Senior High School. There are so many challenges popping up. Therefore, Wang Ling's plans for a low-key school life become further away every time.Wang Ling: "I just want to eat my crispy noodle snacks in peace.."Father Wang: If you're careless enough to destroy the country, it's coming out of your pocket money.Wang Ling: It's not my fault that the backlash from punching me kills you.WikiMain CharactersWang LingWang Ling's appearance is mostly a mystery because he can change his face on a whim based on the current trend to be average. He does have slightly handsome facial features, average build and a crew cut with his dead fish eyes.PersonalityWang Ling is a non-talkative individual whos obsessed with being average and not standing out. He tries to avoid troublesome matters yet he still manages to get involved and has also secretly saved the world on numerous accounts. He also lives for and loves his crispy noodles.SpellsHeavenly Eye (King's Eye)(Known) Three Thousand Great Spells (not sorted list) Great Transfiguration Spell Great Purification Spell Great Separation Spell Great Shielding Spell Great Illusion Spell Great True-World Spell Great Recollection Spell Great Moon-Reading Spell Great Mind-Reading Spell Great Blood Origin Spell Great Gravitation Spell Great Devouring Spell Great Transformation Spell Great Void Spell Great Fortune Spell Great Wind Spell Great Sacrifice Spell Great Weapon-Refining Spell Great Sealed Lips Spell Great Measuring Fate Spell Great Barter Skill Spell Great Skull-Flicking Spell Great Soul Shift Spell Great Fate Spell Great Sea-Parting Spell Great Mind Fill Spell Great Creation Spell Great Enlightenment Spell Great Data Spell Great Taste SpellEquipment Jingke Spirit Sword Bai Qiao Spirit Sword Scabbar Sheep Enlightened Tricycle Lord Ma Enlightened Toilet Koi IPoid Enlightened iPad Nagato Enlightened Door Pen Enlightened Pen Goblin Eraser Enlightened Eraser GoblinCultivationRankRealmChapterAge1Physical Build Stage102Qi Condensation Stage103Foundation Establishment Stage104Golden Core Stage115Nascent Soul Stage186Soul Formation Stage197Void Refinement Stage1108Itinerant Immortal1119True Immortal11210Venerated Immortal11311Sage Immortal11312Dao Immortal1413Dao Master1414Dao God1515Dao Ancestor15Cultivation (Body)RankRealmChapterAgePower1Golden Body0Stronger Body2Sage Body116Golder Shield3Immortal Body0 (birth)CustomizationTrivia He has Dead Fish eyes and his trademark has always been an ellipse; ex: Wang Ling "" Father Wang had a pair of very beautiful phoenix eyes. Since he had taken to wearing glasses after he started writing, this characteristic wasn't so obvious But this was the reason why Father Wang once suspected that Wang Ling wasn't his flesh and blood. Mother Wang had very beautiful double eyelids and big eyes! And Father Wang had phoenix eyes But how did the two of them end up having a son with dead fish eyes? Later, Father Wang convinced himselfHis son Wang Ling Must have mutated in the wombLotus SunShe met Wang Ling on the meet-and-greet for new students at No. 60 High School.AppearanceShe was elegant, with long hair and fair skin, and wore a tight-fitting white T-shirt, jeans and casual shoes. Trivia Vice President of the Student Union at No. 60 High School and class monitor of Grade One, Class Three. The successor of Huaguo Water Curtain Group Number one beauty of No. 60 High SchoolMother WangMother of Wang LingCultivation RealmsMortal RealmsRankStagesSub-stageLifespan1Physical Build () Early Mid Late Peak2Qi Condensation ()3Foundation Building ()4Golden Core ()5Nascent Soul ()6Soul Formation ()2.000 Years7Void Refinement ()Immortal RealmsRankStagesSub-stageLifespan8Itinerant Immortal1 9 Levels9True Immortal ()1 9 Levels10Venerated Immortal ()1 9 Levels11Sage Immortal ()1 99 Heavenly DaosDao RealmsRankStagesSub-stageLifespan12Dao Immortal ()100 500 Heavenly Daos13Dao Master500 1000 Heavenly Daos14Dao God ()1000 3000 Heavenly Daos15Dao Ancestor ()3000 Heavenly Daos of more than one realmDivine RealmsRankStagesSub-stageLifespan161718 - Description from Novelupdates

Leo used to be an affluent rich young master, who fell in love with a foreign beauty and after a night of passion, they got pregnant. The young man returned home to discuss the issue with his family only to be struck by a tragedy that changed his life completely.After eight months of laying in the bed like a vegetable, he woke up because the Almighty Father System selected him as a host. From then on, Leo's life changed once more, but this time, it was not the world that flipped him over, but he was the one who flipped the world upside down.Would you like to read about the story of a vegetable rising from the brink of death and becoming into a godly existence who slayed gods, and demons only so that he could bring a smile to his daughter's face? Come along then.

Naoki, unexpectedly finds himself transmigrated into the vibrant Pokmon world. Inheriting a charming, yet modest ranch, he dreams of a tranquil life surrounded by adorable and fluffy Pokmon. Despite the challenges, Naoki's heart is set on crafting a life filled with simple joys and magical meals that bring him and his Pokmon closer together.Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to the cover image. If you are the rightful owner and would like it removed, I will take it down promptly.

The world I transmigrated into was a dark fantasy game universe, devoid of hope or dreams.Doesn't feel like it at all, though.

After dying in the modern world, I was reincarnated in a gender-reversed world."Ah, a demon! It's a demon!!""Immediately! Execute-him!"with a very troublesome trait called Demon's Blood.Since everyone in the world wanted to kill me, I fled to the forest.[Why is there a man here???][This is terrible wowowow][Hnng Oppa~aah]But strange people keep coming to my forest.

Beasts of all kindsspiritual beasts, demonic beasts, rare beasts, celestial beasts, ancient relics, dragons of fortune, sword spirits, corpse puppets, gu insects, mechanical marvels, and elemental spiritsevery form and technique can be mastered.The story begins in a third-rate cultivation sect, the Beast Taming SectStruggle through the weak paths; ascend with the mastery of beasts!

Bad news: Xu Yanmiao traveled back to ancient times, but he himself is lazy and uninterested in anything but internet cybersecurity, which is useless in ancient times.Good news: He's bound to a system.Bad news: The system is called the Gossip System, not the fortune-telling kind, but the kind that contains other people's private information and scandals. Utterly useless.More bad news: This system is also glitchy, and the extent of the bugs is unknown.Even more bad news: This body is that of a minor official who can attend court meetings, while Xu, the time traveler doesn't understand the classics, can't write with a brush, and is at risk of being exposed for cheating in the imperial exams.Xu Yanmiao: ""Forget it, just lie low, wait to die, maybe dying quickly could lead to another time travel.In the court, the emperor was furious about state affairs, and the courtiers trembled in fear.Xu Yanmiao pretended to listen attentively but was actually focused on browsing the Gossip System.[Wow, the emperor just took in a 16-year-old noblewoman yesterday! A beautiful addition! He's getting stronger with age! And he was tossing and turning in bed all night but still has such a powerful voice now! Amazing!] [This noblewoman used to be the crown prince's concubine! And the crown prince even knows how to write passionate love letters!] [Wow wow wow! The crown prince sneaked into the grandpa's harem hissgot intimate while the old emperor was attending court! Do it quickly! Why isn't there any video] [Huh? Why is there no sound?]Xu Yanmiao cautiously raised his head and glanced around.[What happened? Why is everyone kneeling? Where's the emperor?]The emperor went to catch adultery in the harem.The "imperial exam cheating" bomb finally exploded.Xu Yanmiao couldn't explain why his handwriting on the exam paper didn't match his usual handwriting, nor could he answer why he didn't understand the classics.The evidence prepared by the ousted crown prince of the emperor hit the nail on the head, and his personal bodyguard was ready to drag Xu Yanmiao away to the prison, awaiting execution in the autumn.Xu Yanmiao held onto the gossip that proved his innocence but was in a quandary:How do I explain the source of my information[Say that I secretly met with the Chief Examiner, the Minister of Rites, three nights before the exam? Impossible, that night, the Minister of Rites was dressed as a woman, spent the night at the General's Mansion, with the general]The general's body shook, and he interjected: "Your Majesty!!!!""Although the evidence of exam cheating is solid, I believe there's still something fishy about this. It should be re-investigated! Especially Xu Xu Xu Yanmiao's attire is neat and tidy! Someone who cares so much about their appearance, how could they tarnish their reputation!"The crown prince, who couldn't hear his thoughts: ??[Also, what's with saying that the examiner faking yawning and tiredness was intentionally leaving me a gap for cheating? He spent the night before the exam in the pigsty without sleeping, how could he not be tired the next day? But, surprisingly, the Imperial Academy lecturer actually believed in pig's milk]The Imperial Academy lecturer's face went pale, and he burst out: "Your Majesty!!!!""I I agree with the General's words! How could Xu Lang cheat in the exam! He he he deliberately drank a glass of pure water before the exam, believing that only good-hearted people can use pure things, such a kind-hearted person, how could he cheat in the exam!"Thinking he had everything under control, the crown prince: ??Xu Yanmiao was deeply moved.[They're all good people, even if their brains don't work well, they're trying their best to find reasons and excuses for me.] [But I really have no way to turn the tables, alas, it's a pity that I haven't finished watching the TV series I've been following. The old emperor angered the empress last night and got kicked out of the bedchamber, and now I'm going to die before seeing the ending. He seems to be planning to paint his face with ink and pretend to be a cat to cheer up the empress]"Bang"The old emperor slammed the table, forcibly interrupting the continuous stream of thoughts: "I believe Xu Yanmiao did not cheat in the exam! Release him, innocent!"The civil and military officials couldn't wait to echo, fearing that if they were too slow, Xu Yanmiao might spill more gossip."Yes yes yes! Release him innocent!""Long live Your Majesty!""Your Majesty, please end the court session! Let Xu Lang go home and rest! You've tired him out by making him stand for so long!"The crown prince: ??Did Xu Yanmiao drug them with hallucinogens or something?

"Do you think you can run away from me? Or is this your way of tempting me, huh?"...For his entire life, innocent yet brave-hearted Kylian had always yearned to shift into a strong Alpha, considering the tough resilient trait he was born with. But with that bold determination, when he entered the Elite Alpha Academy, his entire world came to a crashing halt when he encountered the infamous 'Silver Devil', Alpha Zenith.Their miraculous meeting drastically turned over his entire life on his 19th birthday when instead of turning into an Alpha, Kylian transitioned into an Omega, a dominant one of course!What happens when two polar opposite young hearts confront each other head-on and reveal the dark scars hidden deep inside them? What happens when Kylian is trapped inside the Alpha Academy, where the omegas are strictly prohibited? How will Kylian escape from becoming Zenith's deadly possession, while he also catches other Alphas' attention?Will their forbidden love break every odds or will destiny win in the end?..........................**My latest entry for CUPID QUILL (Aug 2024). This is not a typical Omegaverse story, so your gifts, power stones, and support will be my greatest aid. Please continue reading ^^